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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I finally have content for this thread!

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

That tattoo hurts me on so many levels

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Subjunctive posted:

I finally have content for this thread!



Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009

Croatoan posted:

I tried to find it. I think I need to soak my google history in bleach and gave up rather quickly. Sorry.

It was from r/relationship and they tend to torch anything that gets any attention online. It's somewhere inside the GBS r/relationships thread. Also thankfully it was almost certainly fake, if that helps.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Byzantine posted:

That tattoo hurts me on so many levels

The fact that says 5/2/2003 and there's no way they were old enough to have a kid 16 back then, so is likely their own date of birth, which brings into the whole question of consent in tattooing a minor on top of the other terrible things about this.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Subjunctive posted:

I finally have content for this thread!



I'm the backene

Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009

dpack_1 posted:

The fact that says 5/2/2003 and there's no way they were old enough to have a kid 16 back then, so is likely their own date of birth, which brings into the whole question of consent in tattooing a minor on top of the other terrible things about this.

Nah, that'll just be the date he conquered something, most likely his HS graduation date.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




It's just the date they got the tattoo

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

hyperhazard posted:

Someone sent this to me, and now you have to suffer too.

https://twitter.com/4Music/status/1092467826869194754

Hoooooooly poo poo lol.

That's that loving "Based Spartan" weirdo. He puts on armour with the word "Cuck" written on it and fights people at alt right rallies.

Or he did until the FBI wanted him to inform on some neo nazis or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgeiJHkDvRo

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Haha wow you managed to find a way of making it even worse. Congrats?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FuckenPunchOn posted:

Hoooooooly poo poo lol.

That's that loving "Based Spartan" weirdo. He puts on armour with the word "Cuck" written on it and fights people at alt right rallies.

Or he did until the FBI wanted him to inform on some neo nazis or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgeiJHkDvRo

Hahahahahahahaha this simply can't be real life

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'm disappointed that he wasn't going out there to beat the poo poo out of Nazis.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



The Bloop posted:

Hahahahahahahaha this simply can't be real life

I'm over here waiting to meet my fellow Matrix denizens.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Bloop posted:

Hahahahahahahaha this simply can't be real life

Lmao you've never spent time with jailbirds then. This dude is par for the course, and I feel really bad for him and his family.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004








Gallery:
https://imgur.com/gallery/WcaUVqg

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I'm Ron Burgundy?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



FuckenPunchOn posted:

Hoooooooly poo poo lol.

That's that loving "Based Spartan" weirdo. He puts on armour with the word "Cuck" written on it and fights people at alt right rallies.

Or he did until the FBI wanted him to inform on some neo nazis or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgeiJHkDvRo

I never heard of this guy, but wowsers.

That hellish B-claws tattoo can be seen in the video.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

dpack_1 posted:

The fact that says 5/2/2003 and there's no way they were old enough to have a kid 16 back then, so is likely their own date of birth, which brings into the whole question of consent in tattooing a minor on top of the other terrible things about this.
You trust him to get the Roman numerals right?

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Knormal posted:

You trust him to get the Roman numerals right?

Brilliantly, I just had this very thing happen at my studio today. 18 year old kid wants some roman numerals. Specifically he wants Est. 2002, but expressed in Roman Numerals.

Now he doesn't tell us this, he just says he wants Est. XXII. We type it up in TNR, print off 5 different sizes, stencil it, stick it on his chest, he confirms over and over that it's all good. Goes ahead and gets tattooed, pays up and walks out. Comes back within minutes "Errr... it's meant to be 2002, my mum just told me that this says 22, I dunno how it all works, i just found 20 and 2, I couldn't find a zero translated into roman and don't know how it all works?

That's because the integer of 0 is Indian in origin and wasn't widely used til a few centuries later, what you wanted my good fellow was MMII, not XXII!

We fudged around a bit, turning X's into stylised M's and put strike outs through the I's to make it all look a bit more runic and intentional and he instantly started with the denial stage of grief in saying he much preferred it this way as it's "different" from how most people would get roman numerals!

loving idiot.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




dpack_1 posted:

Brilliantly, I just had this very thing happen at my studio today. 18 year old kid wants some roman numerals. Specifically he wants Est. 2002, but expressed in Roman Numerals.

Now he doesn't tell us this, he just says he wants Est. XXII. We type it up in TNR, print off 5 different sizes, stencil it, stick it on his chest, he confirms over and over that it's all good. Goes ahead and gets tattooed, pays up and walks out. Comes back within minutes "Errr... it's meant to be 2002, my mum just told me that this says 22, I dunno how it all works, i just found 20 and 2, I couldn't find a zero translated into roman and don't know how it all works?

That's because the integer of 0 is Indian in origin and wasn't widely used til a few centuries later, what you wanted my good fellow was MMII, not XXII!

We fudged around a bit, turning X's into stylised M's and put strike outs through the I's to make it all look a bit more runic and intentional and he instantly started with the denial stage of grief in saying he much preferred it this way as it's "different" from how most people would get roman numerals!

loving idiot.

Hope you do laser removal, cause then you've got a threepete customer! :homebrew:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



drat. I got some Latin on me and triple-checked both what I wanted done AND what the artist put on the stencil before we ever got it down. It amazes me people just walk in not knowing what they're putting on their body.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

dpack_1 posted:

Brilliantly, I just had this very thing happen at my studio today. 18 year old kid wants some roman numerals. Specifically he wants Est. 2002, but expressed in Roman Numerals.

Now he doesn't tell us this, he just says he wants Est. XXII. We type it up in TNR, print off 5 different sizes, stencil it, stick it on his chest, he confirms over and over that it's all good. Goes ahead and gets tattooed, pays up and walks out. Comes back within minutes "Errr... it's meant to be 2002, my mum just told me that this says 22, I dunno how it all works, i just found 20 and 2, I couldn't find a zero translated into roman and don't know how it all works?

That's because the integer of 0 is Indian in origin and wasn't widely used til a few centuries later, what you wanted my good fellow was MMII, not XXII!

We fudged around a bit, turning X's into stylised M's and put strike outs through the I's to make it all look a bit more runic and intentional and he instantly started with the denial stage of grief in saying he much preferred it this way as it's "different" from how most people would get roman numerals!

loving idiot.

We KEEP having this happen, as well as husbands who can't spell their wives' names. Including one guy who was really weird and creepy and hit on my boss and had his wife in to keep an eye on him because of it and somehow neither of them noticed he'd sent us Elaine and his wife was called Elenor or something, it wasn't even the right bloody name. They didn't notice for two weeks either, it was nuts, both of them were totally literate.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




is it... a placenta?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's not dignity, that's for sure.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Endless Mike posted:

drat. I got some Latin on me and triple-checked both what I wanted done AND what the artist put on the stencil before we ever got it down. It amazes me people just walk in not knowing what they're putting on their body.

I did the same thing. (And still hosed it up a bit)

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Gaunab posted:

I'm Ron Burgundy?

That quote would have actually made the tattoo kind of funny. Like a lovely Ron Burgundy tattoo legitimately asking itself it’s own identity.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

It's a cross section of Ayahuasca but it could also be a disturbed anus

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Here I was thinking "diseased breast." What an absolute numbskull!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
https://twitter.com/meekstape/status/1151323837344055297

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
There's some deep trust in asking someone to tattoo that on you.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Somehow after the incestous cuck Spartan couple, a light BDSM furry tattoo is downright wholesome.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
that person's Twitter...

"hey yall, im looking to eventually get a tattoo gun so i can do bigger and more detailed tattoos. does anyone have any recommendations or things i should consider while shopping around??"

"do you do anything special to make sure the pen is cleanin between tattoos? like do you cover it with barrier film?"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




nerve posted:

that person's Twitter...

"hey yall, im looking to eventually get a tattoo gun so i can do bigger and more detailed tattoos. does anyone have any recommendations or things i should consider while shopping around??"

"do you do anything special to make sure the pen is cleanin between tattoos? like do you cover it with barrier film?"

Oh gently caress I thought that was just shittily done in a shop, not through a scratcher :psyduck:

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Oh my god, bootleg prison furry tattoos, that just got way funnier.

... Although honestly they're not horribly done for being stick + poke.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Yeah that's actually not bad for someone just starting out. My sister's stuff looked about the same when she started tattooing and she's a pro now.

She wasn't doing furry porn tatts just to be clear.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I mean hey if you're gonna get horny furry tats, you do you, at least they're done well

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Tasteless Tattoos: Competence is more important than Content

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

dpack_1 posted:

The fact that says 5/2/2003 and there's no way they were old enough to have a kid 16 back then, so is likely their own date of birth, which brings into the whole question of consent in tattooing a minor on top of the other terrible things about this.

its the day after this

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sure looks like a well-adjusted individual right there.

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