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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Multilake posted:

Just in case this hasn't been posted yet. A brief summary from John Oliver regarding Trumps little tweet rage regarding Obama! I lol'd multiple times while simultaneously crying like a four year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_HCBakGYg

this is the only bit that matters and its paul ryans face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_HCBakGYg&t=186s

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Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Jose posted:

this is the only bit that matters and its paul ryans face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_HCBakGYg&t=186s

That truly is the icing on the cake.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol, NPR just used the phrase "Tweet Storm" in reference to the president of the united states of America.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Jose posted:

this is the only bit that matters and its paul ryans face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_HCBakGYg&t=186s

Lmbo

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
this morning i opened up trump's twitter while yelling "ENTERTAIN ME"

but he hadn't tweeted :(

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

this morning i opened up trump's twitter while yelling "ENTERTAIN ME"

but he hadn't tweeted :(

Maybe he's afraid that his phone is tapped?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

lilljonas posted:

Maybe he's afraid that his phone is tapped?

poo poo, maybe they aren't stupid. maybe it's the only way they could get him to not use it?

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

lilljonas posted:

Maybe he's afraid that his phone is tapped?

I BELIEVE you mean tappped

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I hear-by declare my phone has been tappped!!! Sad!

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol there are probably millions of people who believe anything the commander in CHEESE (get it, cheddar is orange etc) says. Like the wiretap thing, there is no evidence but I'm sure yuge amounts of Trump voters are now convinced it happened

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/stephenking/status/838081028929519617


Gettin' owned

(LoL)

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Pawn 17 posted:

Out of curiosity, what documentation do you need to sign up for the military?


Seriously.

I've enlisted non citizens before, basically they needed the same thing everyone else does (birth cert, HS diploma, photo id, social security card) and a greencard. It's no big deal to sign up.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
So does Breitbart mean wide beard in German?
Confirm/deny.




Breitbarf.com is up for grabs..

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
There's claims that today the new travel ban will be signed, any word on that?

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

gonadic io posted:

There's claims that today the new travel ban will be signed, any word on that?

theres been no tweets today so quite frankly the world has turned upside down and anything could happen (like donald trump being president!!! lol!)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gonadic io posted:

There's claims that today the new travel ban will be signed, any word on that?

iraq likely removed from the list. wont apply to green card holders. signed as early as today (that means nothing). all ive heard concretely so far.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Mr Havafap posted:

So does Breitbart mean wide beard in German?
Confirm/deny.




Breitbarf.com is up for grabs..

it does, yes, but breit can also mean drunk or high (on drugs obv), and dude really looks more like drunk beard imo

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

How can anyone ----------- decide to not vote?!

Well you see...

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I have to vote for the Xinstead of the Y I prefer because otherwise I'm throwing away my vote.

Answered your own question!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

If only landed gentry had the vote we wouldn't have go into this mess imo

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

my new dog posted:

the commander in CHEESE (get it, cheddar is orange etc)

Cheddar is naturally yellow, except most of the poo poo sold in the states as cheddar is full of the additive annatto which makes it orange

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

Butterfly Valley posted:

Cheddar is naturally

Show me where cheddar grows wild.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

courtesy of the other gbs thread



lmao

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
If I was a rapper in Baghdad I would call myself High-raqi

Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Mar 6, 2017

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

gonadic io posted:

There's claims that today the new travel ban will be signed, any word on that?

I read somewhere the idea with the re submission was they would just submit basically the same thing again and again with pointless or minor changes to wear people down.

Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Mar 6, 2017

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Verily I Shat posted:

I read somewhere the idea with the re submission was they would just submit basically the same thing again and again with pointless or minor changes to wear people down.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39183153

Piss Witch fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Mar 6, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Verily I Shat posted:

I read somewhere the idea with the re submission was they would just submit basically the same thing again and again with pointless or minor changes to wear people down.

its only 6 countries this time becuase that was the problem last time clearly

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Jose posted:

its only 6 countries this time becuase that was the problem last time clearly
you aren't joking holy lol

quote:

While the text of the new executive order has not yet been published, Ms Conway, a senior aide to Mr Trump, told Fox News that Iraq would be left off the list of countries whose citizens will banned from the US.
Citizens of Iran, Libya, Syria, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen, the other six countries on the original list, would once more be subject to a 90-day travel ban.
If it was supposed to be a "temporary" 90-day ban, y'know, until they "figure things out," then shouldn't it be like a 55-day ban now?

Knight fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Mar 6, 2017

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Jose posted:

its only 6 countries this time becuase that was the problem last time clearly

getting my lol gladn ready to secrete some hearty lols when it gets blocked again

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
rich, flavorful lols from this president.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Nobody knows LOLs better than this thread.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
I'd like to point out that no terrorist acts have been carried out in the US since the travel ban was instigated so it must be working like a charm. :colbert:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Gobblecoque posted:

lol even in starship troopers service guaranteed citizenship

This should be brought up by a lawyer, it's too absurd a situation when you can look at starship troopers and think, "if only we had just guarantees'

Andenno
May 1, 2009

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/06/white-house-officials-stand-by-trump-wiretapping-claim.html

"Counselor Kellyanne Conway, asked directly on “Fox & Friends” when the president may have first heard of possible wiretapping in Trump Tower, said she would not “reveal that.”

But she noted “it’s a big place,” adding: “If we don’t know, then let’s find out together.”"

Lol.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Disgusting Coward posted:

Show me where cheddar grows wild.

homegrown has been bannable since like 2004 dude

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

The Archaic posted:

I'd like to point out that no terrorist acts have been carried out in the US since the travel ban was instigated so it must be working like a charm. :colbert:

Imagine when something does happen, like terrorism, a natural disaster....

They are useless fumbling galoots right now and there is absolutely zero pressure on this Govt except Trumps ego and their own unending gently caress-ups.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
*9.0 California Earthquake*

OBAMA AND THE FAKE MEDIA LEAVE ME NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THE LIBERALS IN CALIFORNIA WHO ARE SUFFERING NOW BECAUSE THEY ILLEGALLY VOTED.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Andenno posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/06/white-house-officials-stand-by-trump-wiretapping-claim.html

"Counselor Kellyanne Conway, asked directly on “Fox & Friends” when the president may have first heard of possible wiretapping in Trump Tower, said she would not “reveal that.”

But she noted “it’s a big place,” adding: “If we don’t know, then let’s find out together.”"

Lol.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/03/03/mark-levin-obama-used-police-state-tactics-undermine-trump/





And Levin got his info from....

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.8f4aa605c5ed


Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Mar 6, 2017

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Verily I Shat posted:

If I was a rapper in Baghdad I would call myself High-raqi

Bong-gazi

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

this morning i opened up trump's twitter while yelling "ENTERTAIN ME"

but he hadn't tweeted :(

Dollars to donuts he is in phone time out

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

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