Comic Strips 2024: Those Who Walk Away From Charterstone

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Selachian posted:

Everyday Movies 11/9/37

"I almost hate to go to bed when I think how I hate to get up in the morning."

Haifisch posted:

1981 comics

Wait, she actually likes him? I've been looking forward to the bit where she finally tells him to gently caress off.

# ? May 20, 2024 06:05

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:55

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Giant Ethicist posted:

Hacchin-Pamos

So basically they're Shmoo?

# ? May 20, 2024 06:09

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

# ? May 20, 2024 06:11

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (June 17, 2002)

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Zippy The Pinhead

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

# ? May 20, 2024 06:56

Breadmaster: Jun 14, 2010

riderchop posted:

Compu-toon

I know lots of people joke that it feels like Boyce is having a stroke, but this one goes beyond.

# ? May 20, 2024 07:01

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

A civilization whose people live for a thousand years, who never invented writing, that uses whale farts for currency.

What drugs is Holbrook on and where can I get some

# ? May 20, 2024 07:42

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

EasyEW posted:

Don Herold:

Look at that smile on the imperfect lion.

# ? May 20, 2024 10:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Nell Brinkley(April 11, 1908)

quote:

The Up-to-Date Girl By Nell Brinkley
The Comfy, Cozy, Home Betty

THIS is one up-to-date girl as I know her. Of course, I can count on my one hand's fingers how many I know of her, and that few are the young ones-the very young ones. But a Billy told me other things about her that I didn't know, and putting the two together -this is what I get.

She is a comfy, cozy Betty, with a little seriousness down in her wise, thinking heart. She is not a gay one- the way some folks mean "gay"-but her heart is as gay and young as any.

She is as dainty and pretty-faced as any other of the many Bettys in the world, and she loves all the things that they love; but some way all the little tricks and the curls and fluffs and dash in clothes are simpler in this Betty.

There is no poster look about her-no flare of color and bizarre line to the coats and hats she wears-though she is perfectly in fine form and style.

This Betty's head isn't all bubbly, with nothing in it but fluffs and frills and Billies and flirting with them, and just the mirth and gayety of living. She thinks wise thoughts, and the wisest and finest of them is the one of being somebody that means something in the world.

She has a one high thing she is reaching for, and she works for that thing with all the youth and strength and gayety and confidence that sing in the heart of the young. She is a home Betty, too, and so many of her can cook wondrous fine things to eat; and sew, too.

And when the night comes, all black and velvety, and the lights come out, like stars all gold and winking, this Betty-the young one that I know-doesn't pile on fluffs and glitter and hike her away to the playhouse and supper after. Most times she is all tucked up in a big chair with the cat, under the lamp, with her elbows dug into a book and her hair all frowzy over her eyes; with her mind all gone a-dreaming with the wonders of written words. Or, maybe, if she's a Betty still in school, There is no poster look about her-no flare of color and she's making circles and triangles and quadrilaterals with her "geom" propped against the lamp.

This Betty is the one of quiet, perfect style, who carries her clothes gracefully, with all the youth of other Bettys in her heart-the Betty who is so fine to know in her own home, and who has a little, sweet, serions place in her nature that is striving for a share of honor and usefulness in the world. NELL BRINKLEY.

# ? May 20, 2024 10:30

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TegneHanne

# ? May 20, 2024 11:13

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Apr. 28, 1963)

# ? May 20, 2024 12:08

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Princi

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 5/19/04

Brenda Starr 3/30 - 4/1/53

Smokey Stover 8/20/61

Everyday Movies 11/10/37

"My roommate comes from Wilmington, but she doesn't know any DuPonts."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 9/27-29/43

Closer Than We Think! 8/20/61

# ? May 20, 2024 12:09

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

FINGERPORI

An "Opera" is obviously a very popular pizza in Finland, and consists of ham, tuna and cheese.

I have no idea where the idea originates.

# ? May 20, 2024 13:09

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

# ? May 20, 2024 13:16

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

DYNAPROPS!

# ? May 20, 2024 13:26

Forum accident: Jun 15, 2006; All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!

Mother Goose and Grimm

(12/31/2002)

Frank and Ernest

(8/3/1994)

Ziggy

(1/4/1972)

# ? May 20, 2024 13:33

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

nobody says "Hard Knocks" like ziggy.

I guess.

# ? May 20, 2024 14:21

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

hahah the dumbass in Valiant is gonna see why you do not gently caress around with that family.

# ? May 20, 2024 14:58

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Cowslips Warren posted:

hahah the dumbass in Valiant is gonna see why you do not gently caress around with that family.

It feels like you could say this at practically any point and be 100% correct. :haw:

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

Slylock's deductions require some very specific assumptions about the cheater's exact plans and method, but I'll overlook it if I can get an invitation to the cheese break.

Flash Gordon

# ? May 20, 2024 15:06

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? May 20, 2024 15:35

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

do you think Rudy wears a condom or Fiona is just on the pill or what. also this kind of implies that for their first time they either did it totally raw or at least not as safe as they could, which, par for the course I guess.

bend over like a prayer and throw it back like a trebuchet now clap for me clap clap clap for me now clap for me now show me how a serf works a field for his liege now

# ? May 20, 2024 16:21

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Vox Valentine posted:

This is insanely stupid even for this comic.

# ? May 20, 2024 16:23

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

BigglesSWE posted:

Good gag. Dustin *can* be a decent vehicle for a bland sort of comedy strip, if it wasn't so beleaguered by the grumpy boomer schtick it usually carries.

Just a reminder that Dustin's dad is, thanks to the sliding timeline, a younger Gen Xer. :shepicide:

Modesty Blaise: Take Me To Your Leader

# ? May 20, 2024 16:23

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (April 15, 1936)

Peanuts (May 23, 1977)

Oh no. OH NO. OHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rip Haywire

Li'l Abner (August 3-5, 1936)

"Meet my fianc�e, Karl Marx."

Seriously, so many perfect examples of "eat the rich" and you haven't even tasted one!

Thimble Theater (December 23, 1940)

Out Our Way (September 25-27, 1944)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 17:10 on May 20, 2024

# ? May 20, 2024 17:08

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

god I hope that's not dinklehaus.

# ? May 20, 2024 17:11

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Vox Valentine posted:

god I hope that's not dinklehaus.

You know this is being written by an absolute hack, right?

# ? May 20, 2024 17:15

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

goatface posted:

You know this is being written by an absolute hack, right?

[sadly] yes.

# ? May 20, 2024 17:20

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

This is insanely stupid even for this comic.

Co-signed.

riderchop posted:

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

A scenario I've experienced dozens of times, but my takeaway is always the opposite: I look cool, it's not my fault that seemingly 90% of the playerbase has zero interest in changing from default cosmetics.

Cul de Sac