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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/918903221015470082

its almost as if he just talks about things without doing any research first

Yep, pretty much

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Speaking of that, what ever came of the trans ban in the military? Did that happen or did he just say it would then move on?

Or did he get some EO out which will die in court?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






If you give some poor wage slave poo poo for wishing you Happy Holidays, you are probably a legit psychopath and should be locked away in an institution

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Can't make me.

Unhappy holidays to you.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

haljordan posted:

If you give some poor wage slave poo poo for wishing you Happy Holidays, you are probably a legit psychopath and should be locked away in an institution

I don't think we have the space for all those Americans.
Would be easier to just wall off the US and shoot if someone tries to escape.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

COMRADES posted:

I have literally never given a poo poo about the Merry Christmas v Happy Holidays thing and have always just repeated whatever was said to me (if you say merry xmas that's what I say to you) but now I'll pointedly always say Happy Holidays just to troll these drama queens.

I've always thought that "happy holidays" is superior because communicates to the receiver "I really don't give two fucks to engage with you as a person to find out what holiday you'll be celebrating and at the very least you'll be celebrating at least two (three if this exchange is before Thanksgiving) so gently caress you if you think I'm going to take time to itemize each one. Take this bare loving minimum of well wishing and leave."

Two words, five syllables, complete dismissal.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

After their conversation, employees heckled the group from a balcony; one man gave them the finger. CIGNA called the police and had the family and their friends escorted from the building.

I mean like are these people asking for death or what?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/918903221015470082

its almost as if he just talks about things without doing any research first

The diplomat? Yeah, she's not paying attention if she thinks Trump has any respect for international agreements or law.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Sir, this is October.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Given that Christmas is coming what's going to happen with the white house Christmas tree? Is it going to be huge, the biggest and best ever? Or will it be small so that it makes donalds hands look bigger?

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

"twelve days of christmas? what is this han-noo-kah?"
-the president, probably

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Sir, this is October.
Every time I see "Sir, this is <insert noun>" I read it in that liquor store employee's voice in Superbad

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Oscar Wild posted:

Given that Christmas is coming what's going to happen with the white house Christmas tree? Is it going to be huge, the biggest and best ever? Or will it be small so that it makes donalds hands look bigger?

It will be gilded in gold* with diamonds** and the finest baubles from Tiffany's***





* Actually Gold colored Rust-Oleum
** Actually Cubic zirconia
*** These are legit but were gifts to Melania from her Tiffany's Security Guy Lover

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

do u know jenny posted:

lmao republicans will never hold any position of power again if they are involved with removing Trump from office.


They're stuck with him.

Or be attacked as standing by twiddling their thumbs

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






All Republicans care about are tax cuts for the wealthy. That's it. They don't care if half the world burns in nuclear fire, as long as rich people get even more breaks, they are happy. They will never get rid of trump. Ever.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008



I am literally dying here

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"we know that it's the family and the church, not government officials who know best how to create loving, strong communities

...

We are stopping cold the attacks on judeo-christian values"

just like the founding fathers wanted

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

haljordan posted:

If you give some poor wage slave poo poo for wishing you Happy Holidays, you are probably a legit psychopath and should be locked away in an institution

These are the same people that protested in Starbucks proudly brandishing firearms after Starbucks politely asked "please keep your murder weapons out of our private coffee shop if you don't mind".

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

MC Hawking posted:

I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

Hatred of Obama.
More poors will die and poors = mostly democrat voter.
More profits for corps = more campaign donations to counter democrats.

Everything done is to ensure future power.
US is already hosed lol.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

MC Hawking posted:

I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

your problem is that you're trying to empathise with him and he has nothing but ego

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

"we know that it's the family and the church, not government officials who know best how to create loving, strong communities

...

We are stopping cold the attacks on judeo-christian values"

just like the founding fathers wanted

-the party that tries to ban anything they think is not family friendly

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

MC Hawking posted:

I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

Remember the time he went after Meals on Wheels

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

MC Hawking posted:

I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

If you watch only fox news and only "read" breitbart, then you wouldn't think it's so great. You have to understand that most people, despite the width and breadth of the internet, only visit a few sites for all their news and information.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Values Voters has a thrice married adulterer, who has been accused of sexual misconduct and has been caught on tape bragging about it, to be their keynote speaker.

How anyone can take them seriously is a true :lol:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

MC Hawking posted:

I just can't wrap my brain around being so much of a shithead that you'd defund a program which has helped millions of people get healthier and dramatically lowered the amount of bankruptcies nation wide out of spite.

It's easy to grasp if you put aside your pre-concieved notions and begin with the premise that Republicans want poor people to die because they are inherently worthless.

Also, lol:

Now That the NFL Story Is Fading, Here Are 10 New Wedge Issues Trump Can Use to Rile His Freak Base.

quote:

10. MURDER

Let’s start murdering! THE ULTIMATE WEDGE, BABY! MURDER IS OKAY NOW! MURDER IS ALLOWEDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSS OH HELP ME PLEASE MR. DONALD I’M IN SO MUCH PAINNNNNN! RESURRECT ME, PRESIDENT TRUMP!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

haljordan posted:

All Republicans care about are tax cuts for the wealthy. That's it. They don't care if half the world burns in nuclear fire, as long as rich people get even more breaks, they are happy. They will never get rid of trump. Ever.

They need to drastically cut the government's income sources so they can have a huge deficit to blame on the democrats.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






NotWearingPants posted:

They need to drastically cut the government's income sources so they can have a huge deficit to blame on the democrats.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.d3b8d4cdc52b

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Cthulu Carl posted:

I've always thought that "happy holidays" is superior because communicates to the receiver "I really don't give two fucks to engage with you as a person to find out what holiday you'll be celebrating and at the very least you'll be celebrating at least two (three if this exchange is before Thanksgiving) so gently caress you if you think I'm going to take time to itemize each one. Take this bare loving minimum of well wishing and leave."

Two words, five syllables, complete dismissal.

Season's Greetings saves you a syllable

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






This timeline has the best chyrons

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/918901104863334402

:lol:

Do it, shut down the government, please do it, democrats are jerking off right now thinking about how an all Republican government can't even pass a budget and shut down the government over it.

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008


It's like he draws the exact opposite of what is true, if I didn't know otherwise I'd assume this was a parody

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Roy Moore latest campaign email


quote:

They call us “rubes” because of our family values. They refer to us as “hayseeds” because of our faith. They say we’re “offensive because we love America and refuse to turn our backs on our country and our flag. At a rally in Alabama, Joe Biden officially declared war on me and my campaign — pledging to do whatever it takes to keep me out of Washington.

Friend, the national Obama-Clinton Machine is “all in” against me in Alabama. That means over the next 65 days before the December 12 Special Election, they’re gunnin for me with literally everything they’ve got. Unfortunately, after our hard-fought run-off against Mitch McConnell my campaign coffers are running low.

In the predawn hours of September 17, 1938, at theWithout an nimmediate influx of funds, I won’t be able to fight back against the Obama-Clinton Machine. So can I count on you to chip in an emergency donation of $1,000, $750, $500, $250, $150, $75, $50, $35 or $25 IMMEDIATELY to help me fight back against the vicious attacks and smears?


Not sure what they were thinking with bold part typoed.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hey maybe Roy could pony up some of the million bucks your "charity" paid him (off the books) over the years. rear end in a top hat.

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Roy Moore latest campaign email



Not sure what they were thinking with bold part typoed.

The gently caress is this

https://www.google.ca/search?q=In+t...nG4zKjwTXpI3wBA

e: lol it's a line from a spam email

Crumbletron
Jul 21, 2006



IT'S YOUR BOY JESUS, MANE

A call for help from the assistant who put the email together hmbol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Brooks Cracktackle posted:

The gently caress is this

https://www.google.ca/search?q=In+t...nG4zKjwTXpI3wBA

e: lol it's a line from a spam email

According to Wiki, that's the day Hitler authorized the Sudetendeutsches Freikorps, partisan fighters in Czechoslovakia during the Munich crisis. Either that or someone's passing ciphers in campaign literature.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Oct 13, 2017

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Has trump said a single word about the wildfires in Cali yet

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Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Why was happy holidays ever a big deal? Christmas is one of em ain't it. Your still included.

Judeo-Christian values (but say merry Christmas and don't acknowledge Hanukkah it is an invention of satan)

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