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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Alex Jones looks like he's been photoshopped into every picture he's in.

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

gently caress you mine are legit good :mad:

I haven't seen them for myself but I should have said 99.9% of LPs are trash not all. It's just that the bad ones are really insanely bad

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

oh look it's the late 90's

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BGrifter posted:

I never had any desire to play spreadsheet spaceships but it was fun reading all the crazy stories that came out of it. I remember something about the Russians sending a guy with bolt cutters to cut the internet connection to someone's house at just the right time to kill his internet spaceship.

I cannot possibly imagine any way or story where EVE Online is/was fun. If I want space laffs, I'll pop over to the SS13 thread.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Solarin posted:

I haven't seen them for myself but I should have said 99.9% of LPs are trash not all. It's just that the bad ones are really insanely bad

I like the ones where they don't talk at all and just play the game

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

tell that to paige and xavier

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Philthy posted:

They'll try another round of making prisoners do all the work like they did down south the last time they did some hard core round ups. They had no one to work the fields, so they put prisoners out there. The farms said the prisoners gave no fucks about what they were doing and did everything wrong and poorly, so they had to do everything twice.

Nothing a couple extralegal murders to set an example won't solve

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

anime was right posted:

new mass effect is the most entertaining game ill never play

buddy have you h eard of a rockstar game designer named Chris Roberts?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solarin posted:

I haven't seen them for myself but I should have said 99.9% of LPs are trash not all. It's just that the bad ones are really insanely bad

oh ok I'll give you that

SA's LPs are actually pretty good most of the time if they go to completion, the bad ones get tomato'd off the stage pretty quick

outside of SA though you're on your own

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

I cannot possibly imagine any way or story where EVE Online is/was fun. If I want space laffs, I'll pop over to the SS13 thread.

SS13 owns, try it yourself! EVE, on the other hand, boring as poo poo

it is like the military where you do something intensely boring and sit around for days without anything happening. probably why they all liked it a lot.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Weeping Wound posted:

I like the ones where they don't talk at all and just play the game

I got one o them too :q:

My basic policy is "never speak on an LP, ever" because no one wants to hear a painfully nasal dork blathering on about a vidya game. Plus I can actually script subtitle commentary

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I bought Tekken 6 and Metroid other M the other day

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

a.lo posted:

And then what happened to them

eternal darkness was good and they made the mistake of thinking themselves competent, so then they made Too Human and hosed everything up for themselves forever

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

and then later on they made Metroid Other M lol

japanese devs can get really weird when americans start liking/developing a series more/better than they did locally, and metriod was kind of the double whammy there where even nintendo begun being influenced by their resident ancestral ghost spirits of racist samurai demanding death to the pale skins

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

eternal darkness was good and they made the mistake of thinking themselves competent, so then they made Too Human and hosed everything up for themselves forever

like Rare

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Weeping Wound posted:

SS13 owns, try it yourself! EVE, on the other hand, boring as poo poo

it is like the military where you do something intensely boring and sit around for days without anything happening. probably why they all liked it a lot.

SS13 is one of those things I'd be terrible and mediocre at but cannot possibly get enough of watching. It's literally Spacelab 2021

a.lo posted:

I bought Tekken 6

oh okay cool, how's that working out for

quote:

and Metroid other M

*record scratch*

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
If you're over 25 and care about video games at all there's something deeply wrong with you

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



metroid prime is still like top 3-5 games ever made

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

a.lo posted:

like Rare

wonder what Retro Studios is up to these days

edit: gently caress, beaten

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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hi its me, the lone figure standing against the tide of "mass effect andromeda is a bad game"

metroid: other m is a bad game

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Nonsense posted:

A friend has been taking turpentine orally as ordered by her naturopath to remove candida from her body. She claims she has been transformed – more energy, losing her fat, etc. Would like your comments on this. Do you have any info about it?

Inform the patient about the adverse effects of turpentine, do a BMP/Chem10/LFT and ask the patient why they are concerned about candida (IE HIV status). Take a thorough sexual history, and be sure to check the mouth and esophagus for thrush. Double check the white count and HIV status.

Imma be a doctor in 103 days.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

metroid prime is still like top 3-5 games ever made

it was a game where turning into a ball actually worked out and was neat

also the Metroid Prime was real and a pretty drat cool fight

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Chokes McGee posted:

I cannot possibly imagine any way or story where EVE Online is/was fun. If I want space laffs, I'll pop over to the SS13 thread.

It was a game where you could directly trade in game currency for cash and vice versa so people were flying around internet spaceships worth thousands of dollars. If your spaceship blew up, that was thousands of dollars gone in an instant. Goons in large numbers played to gently caress with others and in some cases lose thousands of dollars effectively gambling on a spaceship spreadsheet simulator.

Goons losing insane amounts of money in stupid ways and forcing other people to do the same always tends to be entertaining. gently caress actually playing that game though, it looked boring as hell.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Weeping Wound posted:

it was a game where turning into a ball actually worked out and was neat

also the Metroid Prime was real and a pretty drat cool fight

sick soundtrack too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWI3-8N_-Y

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

metroid prime is still like top 3-5 games ever made

the entire metroid prime series is incredible, especially its depiction of samus

she's impulsive, dumb as a post, and has two solutions to every problem: genocide and huge time bomb

it's incredible

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Weeping Wound posted:

it was a game where turning into a ball actually worked out and was neat

also the Metroid Prime was real and a pretty drat cool fight

phazon mines level 3 was some horror poo poo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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other m kept the all important "dumb as a post" aspect of samus' character

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




knew exactly what this was gonna be, thats one of the best game tracks ever

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Tiler Kiwi posted:

eternal darkness was good and they made the mistake of thinking themselves competent, so then they made Too Human and hosed everything up for themselves forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7GK-48sR8

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
oh my fellow speeds may i interest you in another round of dwarf fortress...

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Chokes McGee posted:

I got one o them too :q:

My basic policy is "never speak on an LP, ever" because no one wants to hear a painfully nasal dork blathering on about a vidya game. Plus I can actually script subtitle commentary

Commentary can be good if the commentator actually puts effort into the commentary and also voices are fine as long as your not changing your voice cause lol hint: everyone can tell that's not your real voice idiot

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/843598015004860417

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Mar 20, 2017

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
my fav though was the ridley fight early on in Prime 3

that's a hell of a way to announce "tutorial's over poo poo is getting serious" to the player :stare:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

deadgoon posted:

hey everyone check out this bougie homeowner who's afraid of poor people and spray paint

hey everyone check out this basement dweller who's afraid of doing anything he advocates others to do

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Chokes McGee posted:

the entire metroid prime series is incredible, especially its depiction of samus

she's impulsive, dumb as a post, and has two solutions to every problem: genocide and huge time bomb

it's incredible

gently caress yeah the Doom formula.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lmao

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

get hosed wilson

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
prime 3 also kicked off with the implication that Samus had no idea how to pilot her gunship and just mashes random buttons when the docking request comes in

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Same

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