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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
case in point

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cease to Hope posted:

this thread seems to have run its course

:thunk: ah yes there are no more lmaos to be mined

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Kazinsal posted:

some barely functional on reddit is going to unironically blame geese for this, I feel it in my bones

CCP can't afford servers anymore without elusif's bot subs. A real shame.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


Cease to Hope posted:

case in point

thankfully you are neither the OP nor a mod so

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Rahu posted:

CCP can't afford servers anymore without elusif's bot subs. A real shame.

tranquility will be down until elusif is free actionable threat

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Cease to Hope posted:

this thread seems to have run its course

Not quite, you’ve just arrived my friend.

Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

while [[ true ]] ; do
    pour()
done


we are experiencing unprecedented levels of eve players touching grass, we can't stop now

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
eve players installing award winning mmorpg final fantasy xiv and causing square enix to shut the game due to the influx of toxicity

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

dragonshardz posted:

thankfully you are neither the OP nor a mod so

god, can you imagine being a mod in this place

who would even deserve that kind of punishment

Recoome posted:

Not quite, you’ve just arrived my friend.

if you are expecting me to post anything funny then you are in for some disappointment

Cease to Hope fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Sep 1, 2023

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

It's only now that Eve is kill that I realise my computer is no longer up to the task of playing modern games.

Can anyone link a gold selling website for the game of life so I can purchase a new computer. Elusif, perhaps?

Fiacre
Apr 14, 2010

Covering up sex crimes is a little like selling spacebucks for cash when you really think about it!
Baldur’s Gate 3 is a really good game. It has those big floppy medieval hats and gay vampires.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

Fiacre posted:

Baldur’s Gate 3 is a really good game. It has those big floppy medieval hats and gay vampires.

You needn't say more, you had me at floppy

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
:munch: no, please continue, this is the best eve drama i've seen since the mittani downfall.

extra points if you can get more shitlers permabanned via this thread

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

It was too quick, the shitters didn't get a chance to pull in more shitters to be banned

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
lol i tried to tell angry_moustache he's Wrong but apparently im mysteriously shadowbanned from r/eve, and only r/eve, despite not posting in there for a year

reddits so bad

Frida Call Me
Sep 28, 2001

Boy, you gotta carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
as for why people would RMT isk instead of buying from ccp- isk bought via RMT is about $5.50/billion or cheaper if you get bulk discounts

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

FirstnameLastname posted:

lol i tried to tell angry_moustache he's Wrong but apparently im mysteriously shadowbanned from r/eve, and only r/eve, despite not posting in there for a year

reddits so bad

I think when the mittani drama dropped last summer I said to him (paraphrased) "can you please gently caress off commenting on this because you clearly do not know how to talk to people" and then he didn't from then on

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Cease to Hope posted:


if you are expecting me to post anything funny then you are in for some disappointment

I don’t think anyone was expecting that

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer

CCP posted:

https://status.eveonline.com/
Update - We do not expect that Tranquility will be accessible for at least the next couple of hours, most likely longer. Our Ops team are exploring all possibilities as to the cause of the outage.
Sep 01, 2023 - 22:25 UTC

did u check dns

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Elusif gets his

twigplant
Jun 9, 2009

You're asking me to believe in sentient meat.
i keep telling people in elysium to shotgun beers in their front yard with no shirts but no one's done it yet.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
so I'm guessing tonight's cyno vigil is being rescheduled then

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

twigplant posted:

i keep telling people in elysium to shotgun beers in their front yard with no shirts but no one's done it yet.

wow trying to give people skin cancer unbelievably toxic behaviour

TerranRaida
Feb 3, 2010

Why would Siobhan turn off the server like this?

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Fiacre posted:

This is some fun misdirection and whataboutism.

lol did you just learn those words

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Update: CCP has banned us all, we are all elusif.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

In a Twilight Zone twist, Elusif and his alts are the only characters remaining

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

the bots were load-bearing.

floppyspud
Jul 21, 2022

Servers are off, i can finally empty my poop sock

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

floppyspud posted:

Servers are off, i can finally empty my poop sock

Optical Ilyushin
May 3, 2022

Baron of Bad News posted:

I appreciate the goon who stepped up to make this equally amazing version:


Cirina
Feb 15, 2013

Operation complete.
+1ing the 'I don't play EVE but was still aware of elusif's botting', they didn't even try to keep it a secret at least in ffxiv's cgb discord server, having been openly talking about it for literal years. Which honestly makes it funny that anyone is acting like they uncovered some secret plot.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
i wouldn't do biznis with elusif on the grounds that they were always a mean poster

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
You folks should try Path of Exile. It's the Eve Online of ARPGs

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Frank Frank posted:

You folks should try Path of Exile. It's the Eve Online of ARPGs

PoE is good though

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Fajita Queen posted:

PoE is good though

Certainly someone somewhere enjoys Eve Online.

Doctor Yiff
Jan 2, 2008

Cease to Hope posted:

this thread seems to have run its course

but enough about your posting

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
guys! did you know you can bot in eve online ????

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cease to Hope posted:

this thread seems to have run its course

CainFortea posted:

Oh good, the Thread Understander has logged in.

lmao

cth has never not been like this

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
eve sucks, but the gsf people posting in these threads will always be the funniest most insane people to me. so kudos to the geese people causing them to meltdown again.

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