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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah but I don't want to know about wreaths.

Too late for that, I'm afraid.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8v5WDbbC4

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Data Graham posted:

Young whippersnappers, back in my day advent calendars just had little pictures in them or like Bible verses and stuff

An advent calendar with chocolates behind the dates was a whispered rumor on the playground, the kind of thing the spoiled rich kid with the uncle who works at Nintendo got

Now it's like, the default apparently

My ex-wife buys advent calendars with Playmobil toys in each day. They’re glorious.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Subjunctive posted:

My ex-wife buys advent calendars with Playmobil toys in each day. They’re glorious.

I think they're meant for the kids, not you.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/HypIreStition/status/1338299270613659648

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think they're meant for the kids, not you.

The kid gets her own, this one is for her. She’s been getting them since before we had a kid, even. They’re really great.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I saw a Back to the Future Playmobil advent calendar at the store recently.


Don't think anyone under 20 has any idea what Back to the Future even is.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

My 13-yo was psyched to see one of the BttF actors at a con last summer, and her friends had heard of it, so it’s got some staying power at least around here.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
You mean the one with the car from Ready Player One?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Are reruns not a thing anymo---oh wait it's all Netflix HBO now isn't it?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

BrigadierSensible posted:

Are advent calendars popular across all Christian denominations? I thought it was a Catholic thing?

Huh, didn't realize that Christians have their own religious-themed holiday advent calendars. Good for them I guess.






E:

quote:

Girl discovers ‘weird tasting’ chocolate advent calendar she had been eating was meant for cats

‘I just thought she was being picky,’ mother says

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...s-a8695946.html

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Huh, didn't realize that Christians have their own religious-themed holiday advent calendars. Good for them I guess.

Who.... who other than Christians would have advent calendars, and why would they not be religious themed? Or does "advent" mean something other than "Jesus' birthday is coming up"? :psyduck:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume it is a jape or joculation regarding the fact that advent calendars are sold anywhere people can make money selling a very small amount of chocolate in a very large amount of packaging because of the commercial support event that is christmas.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

Who.... who other than Christians would have advent calendars, and why would they not be religious themed? Or does "advent" mean something other than "Jesus' birthday is coming up"? :psyduck:

Nope, most of the advent calendars I see in shops have pop culture themes and don't even have the word "christmas" on them.


E: Halloween advent calendars are also becoming more and more popular

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Dec 14, 2020

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Hyperlynx posted:

Who.... who other than Christians would have advent calendars, and why would they not be religious themed? Or does "advent" mean something other than "Jesus' birthday is coming up"? :psyduck:

They were aiming for a joke but clearly can't get the set up right, because I went through the same thought process about that post before realizing.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hyperlynx posted:

Who.... who other than Christians would have advent calendars, and why would they not be religious themed? Or does "advent" mean something other than "Jesus' birthday is coming up"? :psyduck:

Solstice is just as good of a reason to celebrate Yule

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
This one upholds the true spirit of Christ's birth.

https://www.amazon.com/JOYIN-Calend...7922252&sr=8-13

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Hyperlynx posted:

Who.... who other than Christians would have advent calendars, and why would they not be religious themed? Or does "advent" mean something other than "Jesus' birthday is coming up"? :psyduck:

i mean you don't have to quote the bible at the cash register for them to sell you one

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Indecisive posted:

i mean you don't have to quote the bible at the cash register for them to sell you one

Yeah but they're literally called advent calendars

From wikipedia:

quote:

Advent is a season of the liturgical year observed in most Christian denominations as a time of expectant waiting and preparation for both the celebration of the Nativity of Christ at Christmas and the return of Christ at the Second Coming. Advent is the beginning of the liturgical year in Western Christianity.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm working on a video based on Luke 2:10 where an angel tells some shepherds about the birth of Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/wPQwRsG.gifv

It's still a bit rough but it's come a long way from this:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
That looks great, nice job!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Are reruns not a thing anymo---oh wait it's all Netflix HBO now isn't it?

The "what's a rerun?" line from the movie takes on new significance.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

James Woods posted:

This one upholds the true spirit of Christ's birth.

https://www.amazon.com/JOYIN-Calend...7922252&sr=8-13

Also: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B083JHG7XC/
:nws:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nope, most of the advent calendars I see in shops have pop culture themes and don't even have the word "christmas" on them.


E: Halloween advent calendars are also becoming more and more popular

Counting down to the birth of Pumpkin Jesus, I guess.

(I celebrate neither Christmas for Halloween, so it's all one big mystery to me).

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm working on a video based on Luke 2:10 where an angel tells some shepherds about the birth of Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/wPQwRsG.gifv

It's still a bit rough but it's come a long way from this:



If you haven't heard, there's a comic series called Kill Six Billion Demons. It has great angels in it if you need more inspiration.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/8XWlaRe.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/c8KW8nS.mp4

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:laffo:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm working on a video based on Luke 2:10 where an angel tells some shepherds about the birth of Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/wPQwRsG.gifv

It's still a bit rough but it's come a long way from this:



Doesn't it need to be doused in lighter fluid and on fire?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

Counting down to the birth of Pumpkin Jesus, I guess.

(I celebrate neither Christmas for Halloween, so it's all one big mystery to me).

I find it pretty funny that the Christian churches created the holidays of Halloween and Christmas to replace the pre-Christian festivals of Samhain/Parentalia/Yule/Saturnalia/Koliada/etc but co-opted a lot of their traditions like yule logs, mistletoe, gift giving, caroling, trick-or-treating, etc, and now a lot of Christmas traditions are being co-opted by capitalism and are slowly having their christian elements stripped from them. What goes around comes around.

Advent calendars were pretty much invented by German printing companies in the early 1900s, partly based on older traditions like advent wreaths.
https://sellmer-verlag.de/history.htm

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Turns out most people only cared about Jesus when you'd get whipped for not, and just wanted a reason to give gifts and feast.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Christmas isn’t even jesuss birthday

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Elfface posted:

Turns out most people only cared about Jesus when you'd get whipped for not, and just wanted a reason to give gifts and feast.

I'm convinced that some variety of midwinter party is necessary for humans, assuming you don't live at the equator.

But also I live where the sun sets at 3:30pm this time of year.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


oldpainless posted:

Christmas isn’t even jesuss birthday

It is for white jesus with washboard abs

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


RoboRodent posted:

I'm convinced that some variety of midwinter party is necessary for humans, assuming you don't live at the equator.

either we party or we kill someone and sometimes it's both

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

oldpainless posted:

Christmas isn’t even jesuss birthday

Next you're going to tell me that Lincoln and Washington don't really share the same birthday

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
[edit]

Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 18:13 on Dec 14, 2020

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

RoboRodent posted:

I'm convinced that some variety of midwinter party is necessary for humans, assuming you don't live at the equator.

But also I live where the sun sets at 3:30pm this time of year.

Oh man I wish it was actually mid-winter. Like from a calendar perspective winter only just starts by Christmas but even moreso from a weather perspective there's that realization every year after the extended celebrations and vacation time of the end of December that there's still such a long lovely slog to get through. Christmas is to winter as a 10 o'clock lunch break is to the rest of the workday.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My five year old just learned about the Krampus and now thinks it's the greatest thing about Christmas.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

oldpainless posted:

Christmas isn’t even jesuss birthday

Oh yeah smart guy then when is it? If it's not on Christmas then why is his name right there in it?

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