TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol trump is up nearly 10% in ohio and loving winning virginia

good job nominating a terrible disaster of a candidate dems

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:10

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

lol death to america

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:42

Star: Jul 15, 2005; Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.; Fallen Rib

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Is keepin' it 1600 live? I can't find it if it is.

https://www.periscope.tv/ringerlive/1BdGYdWDDXzKX?t=11

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:42

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Dow Jones futures down by 500 points. But Trump is the business-friendly candidate.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:42

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

GlyphGryph posted:

Hey guys I heard on the grapevine Trump is gonna win, is this true? y/n

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

Telephones posted:

Can't take it. Gonna tap out. When do the results come in?

When you're asleep the new President will appear in a golden flash in your mind. All true Americans know who the President is at all times.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:42

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Good god you milk drinking arzying little bitches

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

This thread is giving me a headache.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/Atrios/status/796181049629962241

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

Breathe. But also im about to vomit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

We're in trouble.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

DarkCrawler posted:

I hate you all so much

take your meds or drink more this anxiety maelstrom is dumb

It's not very good right now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

MadJackal posted:

VA also is a really close call.

I am now very, seriously anxious now.

hillary is making up ground super rapidly in va right now relax

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Venom Snake posted:

This has next to nothing to do with candidates and everything to do with white america being terrified of minorities

You're being delusional. Obama would have won a third term with ease and he is a loving minority. This is about a psychotic fascist surge in our country and a candidate with high unfavorability running against that surge.

She's going to pull out the win, God loving willing, but you all need to get your heads out of your asses and realize that we can't use the same old playbook anymore.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

DOW futures down 500, he's already destroying the economy

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Hillary Clinton would be an extremely, incredibly good candidate if the American electorate actually cared at all about facts

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

there are two types of white people. white people and honkies. and honkies always be ruining things for white people.

but they also ruin things for the other races and the planet in general too.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:43

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

clinton gonna win

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

babypolis posted:

if goddamn dilbro turns to be correct i will loving kill myself

lol same

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol trump is up nearly 10% in ohio and loving winning virginia

good job nominating a terrible disaster of a candidate dems

I swear to god if I hear one more thing about Hillary being a masterful politician after this election

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

CoffeeAvenger: Nov 3, 2016

Good lord, I swear I'm going to have a heart attack before this is over! I don't care whether Trump really loses at this point, I'm watching my country get WAY to close to handing America over to fascists.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

LegendaryFrog posted:

From Harry Enton, 538

"Clinton is leading by only a percentage point in Wayne County, Michigan. That�s a county Obama won by 48 percentage points. Either that result is wrong, a lot of the vote in Detroit (which is in Wayne County) is out, or the map is looking very different than it used to."

That is outrageous.

that can't be a real result

it doesn't make any loving sense, 80% of wayne county is black

if that's the actual result out of Wayne, the Russians are the ones reporting our election numbers

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

you pussy bitches

I am going to quote all of this when Clinton is Prez

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Hobo Clown: Oct 16, 2012; Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.

I want to be owned tomorrow for Arzying and being a milk drinker but it's looking less and less likely!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

"hurr durr i have never watched an election before?!?!?!"

- 90% of the thread

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

lol i'm amazed at how wrong i was about everything. at least all the experts were wrong, too.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Syntaxed posted:

Imagine if we chose Bernie and crushed Trump like all of us said?

That is the upside to all of this.

I can be smug :bernout:

about these results.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Syntaxed posted:

Imagine if we chose Bernie and crushed Trump like all of us said?

Imagine if Bernie had actually won the primary by any of the measures available

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

*checks news* yep it's the general election, the dem primary ended a long time ago

a 6 hour probation goes through immediately and sidelines you for the rest of the day at this point, so no dem primary salt thanks

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

ATP_Power posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc&hd=1

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Drunken Peasants kinda keeping me checked right now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Lol @ "Bernie would have won" people

Why didn't we nominate a white man like is proper :qq:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Venom Snake posted:

Turnout is breaking records in urban areas and rural areas. 100% of rural america is trump territory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:44

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

lol @ todas las cosas

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

Back of the envelope, it looks like there's maybe only net +100k votes left for Clinton in Florida, unless some of the outstanding precincts are enormous.

It'll be close, but Florida looks gone.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:45