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Majkol
Oct 17, 2016

Huh, didn't know they were remaking "Save the green planet!"

Edit* Holy poo poo, it literally is that. Ari Aster was apparently going to do it first. That is a wild movie with intense tonal shifts from almost slapstick comedy weirdness to very dark. I can see it I guess.

Majkol fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 18, 2024

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

They should make her look like a freaky grey alien hybrid and just have everyone around them be stupid as hell like in invader Zim

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Ari Aster is still producing apparently

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

So I'm assuming Dickens will once again be played by Gonzo, will Rizzo be playing his son this time?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CelticPredator posted:

They should make her look like a freaky grey alien hybrid and just have everyone around them be stupid as hell like in invader Zim

That's how I always pictured Maris from Frasier.

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

This is a Rick & Morty episode.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1791651804390031723

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
That doesn't sound very awesome or interesting tbh.
I guess it's inspiring for uncles worldwide though. Never give up your dreams, one day a nephew of yours might gently caress around and become Nicholas Cage.
It's funny cuz Nick Cage has been rich and powerful for a while, so I guess he was just taking his drat time making unc's dream come true.

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 19, 2024

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Nic Cage is also a nepo kid so lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MacheteZombie posted:

Nic Cage is also a nepo kid so lol


Punkin Spunkin posted:

That doesn't sound very awesome or interesting tbh.
I guess it's inspiring for uncles worldwide though. Never give up your dreams, one day a nephew of yours might gently caress around and become Nicholas Cage.
It's funny cuz Nick Cage has been rich and powerful for a while, so I guess he was just taking his drat time making unc's dream come true.

One of us needs a Mcbaining and I don’t know who

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
The Chris Walken flick?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Punkin Spunkin posted:

That doesn't sound very awesome or interesting tbh.
I guess it's inspiring for uncles worldwide though. Never give up your dreams, one day a nephew of yours might gently caress around and become Nicholas Cage.
It's funny cuz Nick Cage has been rich and powerful for a while, so I guess he was just taking his drat time making unc's dream come true.

Cage: now, as you stand upon the precipice of oblivion, know that everything you have ever achieved in this life is because of me.

Uncle: thanks Nick, see you at Christmas

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MacheteZombie posted:

Nic Cage is also a nepo kid so lol
Yeah, as I've always said we need more Cronenbergs and less Coppolas

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

MacheteZombie posted:

Nic Cage is also a nepo kid so lol

Luke Cage hasn't really been popular, ever. The TV show didn't really change that either and was way after Nic got famous anyway.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MacheteZombie posted:

The Chris Walken flick?

:thejoke:
Although I don't believe he was playing McBain in that movie, it was just a Rainier Wolfcastle movie.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

MacheteZombie posted:

The Chris Walken flick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think I will be breaking my “Watch Oscar Issac in literally anything” policy for that messy sounding Jesus movie, unless it is better than it sounds on paper

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Seriously though I bet someone just watched Muppet Christmas Carol and thought the "Charles Dickens travels through time watching and commenting on the events" stuff was part of the book. "This is the real Christmas Carol, get it?" then doing a bump of sacramental cocaine.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Every so often someone making a kids' movie just has an absolute brain fart, like adding Albert Einstein to The Nutcracker and making it an allegory for fascism.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Baron von Eevl posted:

Seriously though I bet someone just watched Muppet Christmas Carol and thought the "Charles Dickens travels through time watching and commenting on the events" stuff was part of the book. "This is the real Christmas Carol, get it?" then doing a bump of sacramental cocaine.

It's a Korean film, are the muppets big in Korea? They've also signed Kenneth Branagh, Forest Whitaker and Uma Thurman.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

Seriously though I bet someone just watched Muppet Christmas Carol and thought the "Charles Dickens travels through time watching and commenting on the events" stuff was part of the book. "This is the real Christmas Carol, get it?" then doing a bump of sacramental cocaine.

Now I want a Muppet biblical epic. Well, with the classic Muppet folks, anyway.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

feedmyleg posted:

Now I want a Muppet biblical epic. Well, with the classic Muppet folks, anyway.

Will Jesus teach Lew Zealand to be a thrower of men?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

feedmyleg posted:

Now I want a Muppet biblical epic. Well, with the classic Muppet folks, anyway.

Give me Muppet Moses, and every plague is a new sketch.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

A Worrying Warlock posted:

Give me Muppet Moses, and every plague is a new sketch.

The Plague of Frog is just Kermit, but he has to work really really hard. Possibly with a helluva musical number.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Jesus: tell me spirit, how I may change my ways to avoid this sad fate!

Ghost of Easter Future: uhhh well

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Kermit kills the muppet universe

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
A ghostly hand writes on king Belshazzar's wall:

"Björk björk, björk, björk"

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Tell every fundamentally important and celebrated human story either with Muppets or CGI apes IMHO
Human beings are played out

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I thought the Green Knight was Muppets in Camelot.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
more like Cumelot if you saw Green Knight amirite

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The White Knight, right?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
"Why'd they make that one Muppet out of over-cooked potatoes?"
"That's not a potato Muppet. That's Joel Edgerton."

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/Variety/status/1792540385253707890

lmao

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



For those not aware, Dan Snyder is the former owner of the Washington Commanders who probably broke the law several times when he owned the team. He is also a sex pest.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
very importantly not Dan Schneider who is also a sex pest

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Or Rob Snyder, who is a chud but currently without any sex pest accusations

Prowler
May 24, 2004

Who is not to be confused with actor Rob Schneider, who is a chud and, really, just the worst.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
SNYYYYYYYYDEEEEERRRR :argh:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the Snyder cut to feature more footage of jared leto

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Not to be confused with Roy Scheider, who is dead, but also seems to have been a good guy

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