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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Me, I'm into free jizz

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
y'all should try hot jizz

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Serperoth posted:

Not true: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz

It is significantly cut down from the Legends version, including no mention of offshoot genres like glitz, but jizz is very much canon, as is Max Rebo (the red ball jett organ Jizz-wailer) and his band.
Makes sense it's still around, it can be hard to make sure you found all the jizz when you're trying to clean up.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

blasting jizz in my gooncave

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Splicer posted:

I wonder if he's a cop.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

fartknocker posted:

y'all should try hot jizz

cool jizz is where it's at

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What's the free jizz scene is like?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Has anyone considered scat?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I have it on good authority that it's the same thing as a stutter.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

MrUnderbridge posted:

Has anyone considered scat?
Don't be gross. We're talking about jizz.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Walking onstage in brazen getup to premiere my new music genre cum squart

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

Walking onstage in brazen getup to premiere my new music genre cum squart

Technically thats in the 'style' of cum squart.

The genre is OEGAMIOM

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes, that's the better joke. Change mine to that.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

Walking onstage in brazen getup to premiere my new music genre cum squart
Don't give Jojo Siwa any more ideas.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

FactsAreUseless posted:

yeah, a

sexy
couch
pussy

I'm more than 200 pages behind but gently caress me running this is lovely

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

AlmightyBob posted:

I'm more of a jizz fusion guy

Oh, that's what Crowley meant.

A Crowley, 1923 posted:

The industrial use of Semen will revolutionize human society

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well he was completely correct, pig and bovine semen production is a huge industry.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012
Huge industry yes, but not so much a driver of social change afaics

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EmptyVessel posted:

Huge industry yes, but not so much a driver of social change afaics

does shatner's divorce not count as social change?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Carthag Tuek posted:

does shatner's divorce not count as social change?

Yeah, gonna need you to be more specific, there.



Fake edit: I don't know which one involved the horse jizz

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

null_pointer posted:

Yeah, gonna need you to be more specific, there.



Fake edit: I don't know which one involved the horse jizz

The amazing part is that those are not short marriages, the guy is just really old.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

The amazing part is that those are not short marriages, the guy is just really old.

Politifact rates this one half of one Pinocchio.

One of them was short.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Kind of a stretch

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



a hot snowy landscape, how?!????

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

null_pointer posted:

Yeah, gonna need you to be more specific, there.



Fake edit: I don't know which one involved the horse jizz
You don't marry Bill Shatner without also marrying the horse jizz.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't think that's what George Tekei meant at the Shatner Roast when he said "gently caress you and the horse you rode in on!"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pwFdvLE.mp4

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Let them eat cake.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I think these are the exact opposite of this thread, but whatever:

(Don't bother with sound)
https://i.imgur.com/hUfgjxz.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

good lord





mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


When your buns are dummy thicc

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

CIL vol. IV 8972 posted:

XIII K. Maias panem feci

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

voiceless anal fricative posted:

I think these are the exact opposite of this thread, but whatever:

(Don't bother with sound)
https://i.imgur.com/hUfgjxz.mp4

Ahh, the gently caress-you heels.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

So that's what leaves dik-dik tracks.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
One‐pump heels

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Figured that texts works for more than one thread

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Help, she is turning into a pixar mom

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