Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Joementum posted:

The guys getting married in Hillary's announcement video didn't know they were going to be in the announcement video, but now that they do know they've invited Hillary (and a plus one) to their wedding.

I was IRL pretty moved by that bit. As a gay dude, the idea that a major political campaign would include a scene of two gay dudes holding hands and talking about a gay wedding isn't something I ever really thought would happen in my lifetime, let alone before I turned 30.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

I would eat at this moderate-to-expensive modern steak restaurant.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Cantorsdust posted:

I would eat at this moderate-to-expensive modern steak restaurant.

If it were a chile pepper,

Katreus
May 31, 2011

You and I both know this is silly, but this is the biggest women's sporting event in the world. Let's try to make the most of it, shall we?
It's the dot in the i being a the US mainland that looks goofy. The rest looks fine if, as suggested, high end restaurant. Or fashion brand I suppose.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Katreus posted:

It's the dot in the i being a the US mainland that looks goofy. The rest looks fine if, as suggested, high end restaurant. Or fashion brand I suppose.

Marco Rubio, the new fragrance from Channel...

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Quidam Viator posted:

What's your livelihood, and who is it under threat from?
Aspiring blogger/CIA analyst, history buff, college sophomore, autistic, middle-low income, wants to spend grad school in Australia.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Katreus posted:

It's the dot in the i being a the US mainland that looks goofy. The rest looks fine if, as suggested, high end restaurant. Or fashion brand I suppose.

A tiny America being a dot on Marco Rubio's name is just the final indignity that led to the 2015 uprisings.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Gay dudes can hold hands. They just can't expect the same marriage rights as normals."

-Hillary Robot Clinton (c. 2013)

Katreus
May 31, 2011

You and I both know this is silly, but this is the biggest women's sporting event in the world. Let's try to make the most of it, shall we?

Concerned Citizen posted:

A tiny America being a dot on Marco Rubio's name is just the final indignity that led to the 2015 uprisings.

Marco Rubio suggesting that he's bigger than America! :devil:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Meanwhile, at a Chipotle in Ohio....

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Frijolero posted:

-Hillary Robot Clinton (c. 2013)

Oh man with political stingers like these its no wonder your carrer in green party politics did as much tree hugging as Paul Walker.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary Rodman Cuckton?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Felt a sense of dread when seeing this, took a second to realize why:

quote:

The Project for the New American Century (PNAC) was a neoconservative think tank based in Washington, D.C. that focused on United States foreign policy. It was established as a non-profit educational organization in 1997, and founded by William Kristol and Robert Kagan. The PNAC's stated goal was "to promote American global leadership". The organization stated that "American leadership is good both for America and for the world," and sought to build support for "a Reaganite policy of military strength and moral clarity".

Of the twenty-five people who signed the PNAC's founding statement of principles, ten went on to serve in the administration of U.S. President George W. Bush, including Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz. Observers such as Irwin Stelzer and Dave Grondin have suggested that the PNAC played a key role in shaping the foreign policy of the Bush Administration, particularly in building support for the Iraq War.
So given that PNAC signer Jeb Bush is also running, is Rubio using dog-whistle or just a straight-up whistle here?

fade5 fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 13, 2015

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Spaceman Future! posted:

Millenials dont even know what a Friends is what the gently caress is this?

Not a coherent joke, that's for sure

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Joementum posted:

Meanwhile, at a Chipotle in Ohio....



Hillary roadtripping to Iowa in a minivan is the best thing about this campaign so far.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The One Where Phoebe Murders Vince Foster

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008
So no one told you 2015 was gonna be this way/Congress's a joke, the economy's broke, single payer health care's D.O.A.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Hillary roadtripping to Iowa in a minivan is the best thing about this campaign so far.

Just think: we have another 575 days of this excitement. Will it be Jimmy Johns tomorrow? I can't wait to find out!

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Joementum posted:

Just think: we have another 575 days of this excitement. Will it be Jimmy Johns tomorrow? I can't wait to find out!

I would give her a loving medal if she managed to spell out Benghazi with her fast food stops.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Hey Hillary! America says it's time to Cut. It. Out.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Joementum posted:

Meanwhile, at a Chipotle in Ohio....



Honestly I always expected Bill would be the first to appear on a surveillance video

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Fried Chicken posted:

Honestly I always expected Bill would be the first to appear on a surveillance video

At a kind of shity fast food place no less.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
She ordered a chicken bowl with guacamole, a chicken salad and fruit juice.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
What kind of fruit?

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Spaceman Future! posted:

Millenials dont even know what a Friends is what the gently caress is this?

Apparently Friends reruns were beating Colbert's replacement in the ratings recently so I wouldn't be so sure.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

She ordered a chicken bowl with guacamole, a chicken salad and fruit juice.

Joe, I accepted that you knew off the top of your head which Presidents did not have dogs, but this is a bridge too far. Are you Skynet?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

At a kind of shity fast food place no less.

Choke on your lies.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I would give her a loving medal if she managed to spell out Benghazi with her fast food stops.

When asked about her choices in fast food she reportedly replied "What difference does it make?"

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Cliff Racer posted:

Apparently Friends reruns were beating Colbert's replacement in the ratings recently so I wouldn't be so sure.

So that's a share of what, 1? And probably mostly int he wrong age group?

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Joementum posted:

Just think: we have another 575 days of this excitement. Will it be Jimmy Johns tomorrow? I can't wait to find out!
She will be morbidly obese by the debates.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Is there anything more uncool than college republicans?



Because black walkers are more fun to kill?

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Oh boy which candidate am I?

http://statictab.com/a3fmw5c

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

I love how every one of those is a crazy hyperbolic push-poll question and then it's just "do you support Obamacare" with no embellishment

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio blasting Pitbull before his event, naturally.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Marco seems to be saying that America is great, exceptional even. Interesting strategy.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Spaceman Future! posted:

Millenials dont even know what a Friends is what the gently caress is this?

Not true, it got added to Netflix and now all the cool college kids are into it.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Rubio blasting Pitbull before his event, naturally.

Watch Rubio's campaign go the way of Flight 93 when video surfaces of the pitbull wearing lipstick.

Joementum posted:

Marco seems to be saying that America is great, exceptional even. Interesting strategy.

Madam Secretary, do you believe America is exceptionally great?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Too many of our leaders and their ideas are stuck in the 20th century - the guy still for the Cuba embargo

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

FilthyImp posted:

The GOP couldn't quite cross the N-Word bridge during Obama's term... But I can almost guarantee they're going to run across oval office Crossing a few times. . . especially greasy fucks like that smarmy leprechaun up there.

Rick Santorum tried to cross that bridge but stumbled and fell over the railing halfway across.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
*takes a sip of water*

  • Locked thread