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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's reminiscent of the corn schnitzel that's a big favorite here among children and vegeterians:

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

By popular demand posted:

It's reminiscent of the corn schnitzel that's a big favorite here among children and vegeterians:


That looks like mashed potatoes, certainly an improvement over that cornriceflour mix.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Its basically just wheat and corn.
It just turns out that fried wheat and corn patties are pretty great as a humble comfort food.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

Aside from you being way to corny there ain't no such thing.

Drive across the Midwest section of I-80 a few dozen times and get back to me

GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

Desert Bus posted:

I am thinking like Elotes? as a patty and Elotes have Cotija.

Thanks, now I want to make elotes patties. Possibly with a sprinkle of kidney beans added, cuz my mom's bean patties were great, too.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Drive across the Midwest section of I-80 a few dozen times and get back to me

I live near the intersection of I-65/I-80/94 don't try and interstate shame me

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Corn fritters are great, as is the general Asian template of rice flour pancakes with vegetables or meat added but the final product in this video looks like someone ran it through Deep Dream before serving it and it's creepy as gently caress.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Just make an arepa, drat

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

CornHub

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Desert Bus posted:

Aside from you being way to corny there ain't no such thing.

I have A Thing about corn, because when I was a kid my dad would buy corn on the cob with a ridiculous frequency. During the summer he'd buy it on almost a daily basis sometimes and every single time he'd treat it like it's a special, rare treat, even if we had it during our last 4 out of 7 dinners.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/upswingvintage/status/959144748345786370

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



The name put me in mind of a much healthier and rewarding activity than consuming some bread and third-grade meat products.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


By popular demand posted:


The name put me in mind of a much healthier and rewarding activity than consuming some bread and third-grade meat products.

I'll take the corn monstrosity over this.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

The name put me in mind of a much healthier and rewarding activity than consuming some bread and third-grade meat products.

I'm not eating anything that contains third-graders

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm not eating anything that contains third-graders

Too stringy

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Even Jonathan Swift understood that the only acceptable long pig is at most a year old.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Nothing like a 70s party where you could get together to cram your goopy sausages right into your friend's cloven white bread and when you're done you can eat something called Sausage Party Loaf.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

zedprime posted:

Nothing like a 70s party where you could get together to cram your goopy sausages right into your friend's cloven white bread and when you're done you can eat something called Sausage Party Loaf.

Sausage Party Loaf in Aspic

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Desert Bus posted:

Sausage Party Loaf in Aspic


Not being able to taste anything after decades of cigarette smoking caused us to seek out...forbidden textures.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1663683224113905667?s=20

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1663631631465185282/pu/vid/576x1024/YXXPTCx2ee-QqNLu.mp4

Edit:

https://imgur.com/rc7QV9v.mp4

Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 03:18 on May 31, 2023

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Have a scHLORP

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
my children are on an all-mucilage diet.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Desert Bus posted:

Sausage Party Loaf in Aspic

you can take your own sausage party loaf in rear end pics

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Of all the gross ways campbells has tried to market their nasty slop over the years, this is the one i find the most upsetting

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

I hate this picture

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Is there much of a call for pre-barfed pancakes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not before the internet anyway.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Maybe I'm just really hungry, that doesn't sound so bad to me. Its almost like country white gravy and sausage but with a chicken and mushroom twist. The only problem is pancakes can barely handle syrup so it might turn mushy real quick.

Please don't mod challenge me I'm bad at making pancakes :mad:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could make flat pancakes, they don't turn mushy because they are already solid.

I don't honestly get the appeal of leavened pancakes. I just mix eggs, flour, and milk together until you get a batter the consistency of double cream and then put it in a frying pan until it goes brown.

Exact ratios don't matter really so long as you get the right consistency, too runny and it won't hold its shape for flipping.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 13:55 on May 31, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cage posted:


Please don't mod challenge me I'm bad at making pancakes :mad:

I'll dom challenge you, you lazy dogsbody you! Whip up a proper pancake or I'll whip you!
:whip: get cracking!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


This is savory filled crépes, but worse in every single way.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

OwlFancier posted:

You could make flat pancakes, they don't turn mushy because they are already solid.

I don't honestly get the appeal of leavened pancakes. I just mix eggs, flour, and milk together until you get a batter the consistency of double cream and then put it in a frying pan until it goes brown.

Exact ratios don't matter really so long as you get the right consistency, too runny and it won't hold its shape for flipping.

You are making crepes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A crepe is a pancake.

The chunky pancakes are American Pancakes

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
I saw last night that someone in my apartment building got three full cases of Campbell's soup delivered (and seemingly nothing else?) and all I could think was that they had to be a "Campbell's soup is an ingredient in everything" person. I don't think I've eaten that much soup in my life.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Frankly soup is a sham by Big Water to gain foothold in another market segment.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Crepes are a scam by big France to get market share in the pancake segment.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Really isn't everything but unflavored gruel a scam by people trying to trick you into being happy?

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Phthisis posted:

I saw last night that someone in my apartment building got three full cases of Campbell's soup delivered (and seemingly nothing else?) and all I could think was that they had to be a "Campbell's soup is an ingredient in everything" person. I don't think I've eaten that much soup in my life.
A strange way to learn that you unfortunately share a building with Ted Cruz.

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