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Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

poptart_fairy posted:

I love smug poo poo like this from people with an erection for fascist characters. :allears:

Don't cosplay your redtext.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i love the allears smiley :allears:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Grognan posted:

Don't cosplay your redtext.

Sorry about your fascist fetish.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Klaus88 posted:

I love gender swapped cosplay of awkwardly objectified women. :allears:

This is all, I don't know how you draw other meaning from this. Maybe abs can be appreciated too.

Edit: Someone Redtext me with being a White Knight for abs.

Grognan has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Jul 20, 2016

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

PBS Newshour posted:

i love the allears smiley :allears:

Me too. :allears:

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

poptart_fairy posted:

I love smug poo poo like this from people with an erection for fascist characters. :allears:

huh

What does any of this have to do with fascism?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > The Cosplay Photos Thread: What does any of this have to do with fascism?

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Did someone say fasicm?! :woop:





Pretty sure all of the props are made out of metal too

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Xun posted:

Did someone say fasicm?! :woop:





Pretty sure all of the props are made out of metal too

good to see they've drilled out the barrels

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

The MSJ posted:

If it's any consolation, a whole generation will know Cortana more as a circle logo in their PC that opens their emails and tells them the location of the nearest restaurant instead of a sexy hologram from an FPS game.

Now this is a cosplay I wanna see.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Until I saw the url I actually thought this was cosplay of Akan from Hardcore Henry.
Shame nobody cosplays that movie.

e: I also apparently forgot that Akan's shirt was red, not his jacket.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

The MSJ posted:

If it's any consolation, a whole generation will know Cortana more as a circle logo in their PC that opens their emails and tells them the location of the nearest restaurant instead of a sexy hologram from an FPS game.

Am I the only one who finds it super cringey that they named their siri after a halo character?

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

PBS Newshour posted:

i love the allears smiley :allears:

Here I am cosplaying it:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

poptart_fairy posted:

Sorry about your fascist fetish.

How about a nice cup of LIBERTEA, you filthy space commie?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Xun posted:

Did someone say fasicm?! :woop:





Pretty sure all of the props are made out of metal too

Bringing the Emperor's Mercy one barrel at a time. Also, I'm assuming that's Russian? They love the Imperial GuardAstra Militarum. (gently caress you GW)

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Hyperlynx posted:

How about a nice cup of LIBERTEA, you filthy space commie?



This guy isn't dead by friendly fire. Step up your game Hyperlynx.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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5/10, not nearly smug enough.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

Snatch Duster posted:



Yes it's horrible how women are sexualized in video games.

*Posts thinly veiled cosplay critique*

*masterbates to cosplayer*

*rereads the page*

Yeah you're on the pulse man.

Ok, you disagree that you and regular unironic/troll posters in this thread are creeps? Lets take a peek at the crap you posted...

mind the walrus posted:


I'm not one of those guys that thinks Scully is the Western Waifu to beat all Waifus but still redheaded Morticia :allears:

Referring to characters and people as waifu is loving creepy.

mind the walrus posted:

I looked back a while and didn't see this. From the relatively new series Rat Queens:





I want to find who was involved in this and shake their hand because goddamn did they nail everything on this.
Yep, they nailed everything. Nothing creepy wanting to find out who the model, photographer, and costume designer is.


mind the walrus posted:



That girl is far too attractive to be Tina Belcher. 10/10 anyway.

*unzips pants*
WHA! I'm not going to masterbate, just loosing the pressure on my gut.


IDK, maybe I'm being a bit unfair here. Maybe you really are into cosplay for the sake of the craft.

mind the walrus posted:

There's actually a giant cosplay fetish industry of both thinly-veiled softcore and legitimate hardcore stuff. I know this because I browse and masturbate to it. hth

Welp!

Snatch Duster has a new favorite as of 16:48 on Jul 20, 2016

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Arcsquad12 posted:

Bringing the Emperor's Mercy one barrel at a time. Also, I'm assuming that's Russian? They love the Imperial GuardAstra Militarum. (gently caress you GW)

Its not like creative Russians have anything better to do with their time these days.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why do you post in here SnatchDuster? Is being offended your kink? It's kind of hard to take you seriously with your offensive name.
Please rereg as "WhiteKnightPowder".

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Why do you post in here SnatchDuster? Is being offended your kink? It's kind of hard to take you seriously with your offensive name.
Please rereg as "WhiteKnightPowder".

What's offensive about my name?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

*weird attempt to shame*

You say this like I give the tiniest poo poo beyond "oh hey this guy combed my post history, how pathetic."

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

You say this like I give the tiniest poo poo beyond "oh hey this guy combed my post history, how pathetic."

What a surprise, a creep who masturbates to cosplayers has zero shame.

Yep, this thread isn't creepy in the least.

EDIT: Here you go, add this to your spank bank you loving creeps.

Snatch Duster has a new favorite as of 19:17 on Jul 20, 2016

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Snatch Duster posted:

What a surprise, a creep who masturbates to cosplayers has zero shame.

Yep, this thread isn't creepy in the least.

EDIT: Here you go, add this to your spank bank you loving creeps.



She's a little overdressed but I'll see what I can do

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Snatch Duster posted:

What a surprise, a creep who masturbates to cosplayers has zero shame.

Yep, this thread isn't creepy in the least.

EDIT: Here you go, add this to your spank bank you loving creeps.



VendaGoat has a new favorite as of 19:23 on Jul 20, 2016

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

What a surprise, a creep who masturbates to cosplayers has zero shame.

Yep, this thread isn't creepy in the least.

EDIT: Here you go, add this to your spank bank you loving creeps.



Oh, you didn't have to. Do you want to stay and watch or are you going to get more for us?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hey snatch duster I think you need a therapist

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005



Nice meltdown

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Looking at the post histories of the regulars in this thread, you all should be ashamed. Everyone of you drool over the people in the outfits and give a short, lovely review of the costume as if you are critiquing a painting or commenting on the costume like you are a fashion designer.

Admit it, you only come to this thread to find the latest jerk off material while insisting cosplay != consent.

You all are degenerates.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Snatch Duster posted:

Looking at the post histories of the regulars in this thread, you all should be ashamed. Everyone of you drool over the people in the outfits and give a short, lovely review of the costume as if you are critiquing a painting or commenting on the costume like you are a fashion designer.

Admit it, you only come to this thread to find the latest jerk off material while insisting cosplay != consent.

You all are degenerates.

Ooooh. Oh that's it baby. Degrade me. Tell me how much of a cuck I am. I'm.
So.
Close!

:dong:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Snatch Duster posted:

What a surprise, a creep who masturbates to cosplayers has zero shame.

Yep, this thread isn't creepy in the least.

EDIT: Here you go, add this to your spank bank you loving creeps.



ok

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

Looking at the post histories of the regulars in this thread, you all should be ashamed. Everyone of you drool over the people in the outfits and give a short, lovely review of the costume as if you are critiquing a painting or commenting on the costume like you are a fashion designer.

I've seen better your post doesn't even have the right flourish I bet you threw it together in 30 seconds 2/10 would only cum if I were drunk or possibly high on the drugs.

quote:

Admit it, you only come to this thread to find the latest jerk off material while insisting cosplay != consent.

Nah there are better sources than here if that's specifically what I'm looking for, complete with grown women with their own agency dressing up for their own reasons, and even then it's not like we don't live in the goddamn post-scarcity era of pornography or there aren't women who'll dress up (and get off on it) with me. There's a whole wide world out there man. Go have sex in it. It might do you some good.

quote:

You all are degenerates.

Not until you buy me a drink first.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
this thread is really really creepy tho

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Jesus christ guys, what is happening to this thread.

It's been over 5 pages since a decent boob shot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Nice Meltdown
\
:smuggo:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Captain Novolin posted:

this thread is really really creepy tho

It really wasn't until some sanctimonious wanker I've never even known decided to trawl my post history to paint me in the least flattering light possible because I said something that hurt his butt. Now it's just a laugh.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Jesus christ guys, what is happening to this thread.

It's been over 5 pages since a decent boob shot

Turn your monitor on.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
It's pretty much impossible to have a cosplay thread without mentioning, and indeed posting, pictures of women who have dressed in order to look sexy.

That seems like such a weird hill to die on.

A lot of posters in the thread are cosplayers themselves, and others are people who photograph cosplayers.

If the contents of this thread (discussion and posting of cosplay up to and including sexy cosplay) are something that the people in charge of the site gave a gently caress about, they would make a rule about not having cosplay threads, just like every other thread that eventually was outed, such as the Quite Literal PYF Porn thread.

I am frankly unconcerned about whether VendaGoat/mind the walrus is turned on by girls and if it bothers you that much that, god forbid, a male somehow imply he find a woman attractive amongst a sea of other, innocuous posts, then you probably just need to report their most egregrious post (loving lmao you baby what the gently caress is wrong with you you idiot dumbass retard) and stop reading the cosplay thread. I'm sure there's a variety of other cosplay outlets for you to peruse without reading this one.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

mind the walrus posted:

It really wasn't until some sanctimonious wanker I've never even known decided to trawl my post history to paint me in the least flattering light possible because I said something that hurt his butt. Now it's just a laugh.

nah its been creepy for a long rear end time and you are all big ol weirdos

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Captain Novolin posted:

nah its been creepy for a long rear end time and you are all big ol weirdos

Oh look it's SnatchDusters squire.

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