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https://twitter.com/BrettKelman/status/1013792835366277121
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tight aspirations posted:It's how you rules-lawyer an unhappy Japanese spirit. The diagram misses out how to actually escape unscathed quote:But if you say that you don’t have time when she asks you if she’s pretty she will apologize and leave.
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Japanese murder ghosts are the most polite murder ghosts. They'll kill you, but they won't waste your time.
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It's important to be polite. She doesn't want to lose her face.
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Ratoslov posted:Japanese murder ghosts are the most polite murder ghosts. They'll kill you, but they won't waste your time. And the ghost absolutely won't leave the scene of the murder until their boss leaves first, and the boss won't leave for a long time, even if there's absolutely nothing left to do and everyone knows there's no actual point to staying around.
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Kennel posted:It's important to be polite. She doesn't want to lose her face. In other cultures, the victims of children's stories fall prey to misfortune as punishments for laziness, impertinence, greed, etc. Japan's children's stories suggest that forgetting a gozaimasu will get your rear end disemboweled.
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To those who haven't, hit up the Wikipedia article for Japanese ghosts. You'll recognize a lot of stuff from video games. I think there is one that exists just to trip people getting out of bed.
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Unperson_47 posted:To those who haven't, hit up the Wikipedia article for Japanese ghosts. You'll recognize a lot of stuff from video games. I aspire to be this petty in death.
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"did you just face-plant while getting out of bed, lmao" "what? No, I was like tripped" "There is nothing in front of the bed" "No I was like tripped by, uh, a ghost. Yes a ghost tripped me. Stupid ghosts" "Sure man, whatever you say"
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Unperson_47 posted:To those who haven't, hit up the Wikipedia article for Japanese ghosts. You'll recognize a lot of stuff from video games. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aka_Manto quote:If a person is sitting on the toilet (usually the last stall), a mysterious voice will ask them if they want red paper or blue paper. If they answer red paper, they will be sliced apart until their clothes are stained red. If they choose blue paper, they will be strangled until their face turns blue. Any attempt to outsmart Aka Manto by asking for a different color will result in them being dragged to the underworld. Ignoring him or replying that you do not need any paper will make him go away. ... Another version of the story says that if they ask for yellow cloak, they will have their head forced into the toilet they've just used but they will survive being drowned. Stay safe, vengeful Japanese piss-bully ghost.
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Sereri posted:"did you just face-plant while getting out of bed, lmao" That's just dogs though
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wow that takes some effort to screw up so bad
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you can't talk about japanese ghosts without mentioning the best one
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i had to stare at this for several full minutes before I grasped what it was trying to convey well done at subverting the cliche about one thousand words etc.
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Gum posted:you can't talk about japanese ghosts without mentioning the best one   
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Gum posted:you can't talk about japanese ghosts without mentioning the best one If you see the ring you die in seven days
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Qwertycoatl posted:If you see the ring you die in seven days Unless you see it a thousand times; then you only die on the inside.
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Gum posted:you can't talk about japanese ghosts without mentioning the best one "From a distance it looks like a normal human being-" no, it has an eye in its butt that shines like lightning, at no distance where I can see it's form will I not notice the lightning rear end man, even if I can't see it's an eye
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you sound real judgy. hopefully you're not out there hassling everyone with a daybreaking light shining out their rear end
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Barry Bluejeans posted:you sound real judgy. hopefully you're not out there hassling everyone with a daybreaking light shining out their rear end It's called "WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE" for a goddamn reason and you know it!
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Huh, turns out Con Sex doesn't have much to do with Con Air then.
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Venn is rolling in his grave.
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Euler, on the other hand is having the time of his life!
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In the thumbnail it kind of looks like an impressionist version of the Simpson family which is what I'll treat it as because I am never clicking that mess ever again
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Beartaco posted:Euler, on the other hand is having the time of his life! "Euler? I hardly even know 'er!" ---------> X
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This is radiating very strong "if only I could get my S/O to understand, they'd be okay with my affair" energy
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ArtIsResistance posted:In the thumbnail it kind of looks like an impressionist version of the Simpson family which is what I'll treat it as because I am never clicking that mess ever again Wow, it really does. Strong blue and yellow tones on either side set it off And hard  on your second point
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Can we assume the intersections with four subtly different examples are the ones the author has a fetish for
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Not filled in yet.
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Zorro in the bottom left corner
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Carbon dioxide posted:Not filled in yet. 
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idk i think the luger might be the most straight gun actually
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Lmao, this reminds me of a SNL bit with a Yoda cake 
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all rapiers are gay and all claymores are lesbians, thats just science
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According to Mordhau players rapier is by far the gayest sword
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I feel like the joke is that rapiers are (literally) straight but I'm probably overthinking it.
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That can’t be it because scimitars have curved blades yet rapiers are way gayer.
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