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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
CALVIN JOHNSON BITCH

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
LIONS BITCH

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
There are the Bears we all know and love.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
LIONS BITCH

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
LIONS BITCH

Fluo
May 25, 2007

LIONS BITCH

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Fluo posted:

LIONS BITCH

yeah. yeAH!!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I'm actively rooting for the Lions to sweep the Bears and maybe do something to slow the inevitable Packers NFC title.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Hey guys, just checking in to say Lions, Bitch.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
It's a state of mind, Lions Bitch.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
BITCH, LIONS,

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

I'm full of thanksgiving food and lions bitch

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME

GNU Order posted:

I'm full of thanksgiving food and lions bitch

pork loins bitch

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006
I want you all to remember on this Thanksgiving Day in the year of Our Lord 2014... The Detroit Lions, Bitch.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Two not-ruined Thanksgivings in a row, bitch

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Are we going to get another awesome LIONS, BITCH gif?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Most points scored since week 1 bitch

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Sweet potatoes, bitch!!!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Chilichimp posted:

Sweet potatoes, bitch!!!

Cranberry sauce, bitch!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Calvin Johnson wins the Turkey Leg! (I refuse to acknowledge the slave name Phil Simms gave it).

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Speleothing posted:

Cranberry sauce, bitch!

Green bean casserole, bitch!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Redo of down to Cutlerception. End of game.

Edit: not the GDT, but idgaf

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Nov 27, 2014

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Calvin Johnson is my hero.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.


Diane, I just want to remind you THE LIONS BITCH.

Man... smell those trees.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp

cucka posted:



Diane, I just want to remind you THE LIONS BITCH.

Man... smell those trees.

drat GOOD COFFEE LIONS BITCH

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Punch Card posted:

drat GOOD COFFEE LIONS BITCH



HCTIB SNOIL EEFFOC DOOG NMAD

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

And playing the part of Calvin Johnson today, special guest Michael Strahan!

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

At the game today, I'm pretty drat sure they accidentally played an old Dre Bly promotional video on the jumbo-tron. Was surreal, it felt like I time traveled back to 2003.

Also, Matt Stafford is king and will lead us on the righteous path to glory.

12-4.

Lions Bitch.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Someone photoshop that American thanksgiving painting but replace all of their heads with Jim Caldwell's

swampface
Apr 30, 2005

Soiled Meat

Apples McGrind posted:

At the game today, I'm pretty drat sure they accidentally played an old Dre Bly promotional video on the jumbo-tron. Was surreal, it felt like I time traveled back to 2003.

Also, Matt Stafford is king and will lead us on the righteous path to glory.

12-4.

Lions Bitch.

I was wondering about why Dre Bly was on the screen. Was a lot of fun watching bears fans stream out of Ford field in the 4th quarter.

Lions bitch.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

And playing the part of Jay Cutler today, special guest Taylor Swift!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Somebody replaced Cutler's insulin with turkey gravy.

I'd like to think the culprit was Herman Moore.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

swampface posted:

I was wondering about why Dre Bly was on the screen. Was a lot of fun watching bears fans stream out of Ford field in the 4th quarter.

Lions bitch.

Had an obnoxious Bears fan sit next to me all game screaming spit into my ear. First quarter it was about how great the Bears were. 2nd Quarter was about how much the Bears sucked. Third Quarter was about how that roughing the passer penalty shouldn't have been a penalty (seriously, he just wouldn't let this go).

Fourth quarter he left, because Lions Bitch.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Is literally every street down by Ford Field still busted to hell? I was down there at the beginning of the month and it was a loving disaster.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Just stopping in to drop another LIONS, BITCH!

I don't even care that the Falcons suck. It's the year of underdog redemption. The Browns are winning, the Lions are winning, Sanchez is winning, Orton is winning, and the NFC South is sending a sub-500 team to the playoffs.

God bless America.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Neodoomium posted:

Is literally every street down by Ford Field still busted to hell? I was down there at the beginning of the month and it was a loving disaster.

Pretty much. My kids go to school right down by the stadium, and my usual ten minute run to get them after school took nearly an hour because of all the traffic down there for the visiting Bills game last Monday. Detroit Thermal's got all that poo poo torn up by the courthouse still, they're laying fiber on John R, poo poo's still crazy around the DAC, Woodward's a shitshow, etc.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Matt Stafford's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Matt Stafford's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Matt Stafford's back)
You been spreading lies Lions would collapse
(Hey-la-day-la Matt Stafford's back)
So look out now cause he's gonna kick your rear end
(Hey-la-day-la Matt Stafford's back)

(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that we're the Lions bitch)

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Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

I fully expected this thread to be pumping by tonight when we celebrate a GB loss and we find ourselves back in first place.

Don't you guys let me down.

Lions Bitch.

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