NFL Week 5 Aftermath - Same Old Texans, Same Older Hasselbeck

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Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

The_Raven posted:

This place is like Football Freep, but saltier. Man, you need sackcloth, ashes and self-flagellation to post anything other than HURR CHEATRIOTS DURR BELICHEAT around here, I make one comment about how it took a while for the protection adjustments to get made to keep Brady upright, something that Gaussian mentioned upthread and I agreed with and suddenly I'm humblebragging or something... Whatever, enjoy your seasons and I'll enjoy mine, but you'll get no penance from me.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:16

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:12

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

*Goes 5-0*
*Literally still cries*
*Sucks*

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:21

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I can't wait for the Broncos dirty D line to injure Brady

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:22

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

WugLyfe posted:

So dish some funny poo poo. Being thin skinned about it isn't going to solve the problem.

What was even said, this seemed to come from nowhere.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:25

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

What was even said, this seemed to come from nowhere.

Whooole lot of your posts make much more sense now. Thanks.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:39

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Cavauro posted:

If I'm understanding YourTeamCheats correctly, "deflategate" from the 90s is classified as a 'real cheat' while the current/real one is classified as a 'fake cheat'. Good poo poo

On the Pats Reddit they call it "FrameGate" lol.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:48

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Atticus Finch posted:

Hawks had a call not go their way.

Mike Pereira ✔ @MikePereira
#PacmanJones shouldve gotten a 15 yard penalty.. you cannot take off your helmet and argue with an official. You have to see that #SEAvsCIN

One of their comeback drives should've started at their own 9.

This pretty much never gets called

# ? Oct 13, 2015 03:53

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

WugLyfe posted:

Whooole lot of your posts make much more sense now. Thanks.

Huh? someone is overly defensive

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:00

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

The_Raven posted:

This place is like Football Freep, but saltier. Man, you need sackcloth, ashes and self-flagellation to post anything other than HURR CHEATRIOTS DURR BELICHEAT around here, I make one comment about how it took a while for the protection adjustments to get made to keep Brady upright, something that Gaussian mentioned upthread and I agreed with and suddenly I'm humblebragging or something... Whatever, enjoy your seasons and I'll enjoy mine, but you'll get no penance from me.

This is the right thing to do. Embrace the fact that your team is a bunch of evil shithearts and revel in it. I unronically support you because everyone needs a heel

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:27

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Shame the Chargers couldn't find a way to gut out a win on the road

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:38

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Even my "garbage" team managed to beat the Steelers with Vick.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:40

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

loving Chargers, man

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:40

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

I'm glad the chargers are moving.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:40

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Kawalimus posted:

Even my "garbage" team managed to beat the Steelers with Vick.

https://twitter.com/Chargeee/status/653768565938593792

Your thoughts buddy?

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:41

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i can't believe every week a team manages to blow the game even more remarkably than the last week

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:41

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Take a deep breath, Ross

Football isn't worth making yourself miserable over

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:42

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

swickles posted:

https://twitter.com/Chargeee/status/653768565938593792

Your thoughts buddy?

That's a glove bird.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:43

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Poonerman posted:

i can't believe every week a team manages to blow the game even more remarkably than the last week

Half the time it's my team :v:

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:43

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

AAA DOLFAN posted:

*Goes 5-0*
*Literally still cries*
*Sucks*

but enough about peyton

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:44

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

I like the Chargers but I also feel like Ross was talking a lot of poo poo this year so this loss feels right.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:44

Durandal1707: Oct 11, 2013

Well that was the Chargerest ending to a game I can remember in a while. Control the Steelers for most of the game, then suddenly hemorrhage away enough yards and points to let the opponent march right back and beat you.

The pick six was a bonehead play but Rivers did fine tonight otherwise. i'm not sure what else he could have done with how injured the line and the receivers are right now.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:47

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

I am glad that Phillip Rivers is trapped in Hell regardless of where the team ends up playing and there's not a thing he can do about it

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:47

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

Lol at them pointing out that the female line judge "actually" made the right call

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:47

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

I feel sad for Philip Rivers, he deserves better.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:48

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

I am glad that Phillip Rivers is trapped in Hell regardless of where the team ends up playing and there's not a thing he can do about it

He can retire.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:48

OSheaman: May 27, 2004; Heavy Fucking Metal; Fun Shoe

Mike Tomlin is the loving best

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:49

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

OSheaman posted:

Mike Tomlin is the loving best

Awesome to think we got at least 20 more years of him and his massive balls

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:51

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

San Diego's defense is really bad. It was like watching a bizarro version of last year's Bills: when the offense stepped up and did something good, the defense poo poo the bed. It was like both units couldn't have good drives consecutively.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:54

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

The Steelers loving own

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:56

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Mike Tomlin is the only likeable thing about the Steelers so this goes out to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKSOzEY4RA

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:57

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He can retire.

And go home to all those kids?

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:58

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Adlai Stevenson posted:

And go home to all those kids?

those aren't well behaved mormon kids either

those are roman catholic hellraisers

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:59

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Roasted Donut posted:

The Steelers loving own

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:02

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Roasted Donut posted:

The Steelers loving own

So hyped for week 8

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:06

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I am home and I have some loving thoughts.

After I eat.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:09

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Ross Angeles posted:

I am home and I have some loving thoughts.

After I eat.

have a good meal my friend

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:10

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Mike Tomlin is the only likeable thing about the Steelers so this goes out to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKSOzEY4RA

homie how can you hate on Le"Veon Bell. he's just sick

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:12

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Ross Angeles posted:

I am home and I have some loving thoughts.

After I eat.

oh this will be glorious :allears:

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:12

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

So hyped for week 8

Can only hope that Big Ben* is back by then

*Fully healthy

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PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ross Angeles posted:

I am home and I have some loving thoughts.

After I eat.

Ross Angeles posted:

Nick Saban owns

I find karmic retribution to be satisfying.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:13

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