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CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Humans: this spaceship that has evolved in tandem with me to provide all my wants and needs is boring, I want to destroy it so I can go live on a rock

# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:54

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:52

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Antonymous posted:

every other species has gone extinct on earth and humans will too, and that's OK because there's no where better for us to be by a country mile

What about by an country parsec? Ever think of that?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:56

Antonymous: Apr 4, 2009

Thump! posted:

What about by an country parsec? Ever think of that?

the nearest extra-solar planet is more than a parsec away from the solar system, and it just beamed a pure tone to us (982.002 MHz ) this week that has no known natural cause,

so I'm OK for us to go there, I will allow it

edit: the planet it came from is in the habitable zone and is four (4) lightyears away from earth, 1.3 parsecs

Antonymous has issued a correction as of 15:02 on Dec 30, 2020

# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:58

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1344285163753189379?s=21

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:13

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Antonymous posted:

it's a disgusting fantasy to leave earth

this!

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:21

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

leave or don't, it doesn't loving matter. life, human or otherwise, is a fart in the breeze of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:24

WorldsStongestNerd: Apr 28, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Lib and let die posted:

Th' planet's dyin', Cloud!

Sure, but all the other planets are already dead.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:28

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:54

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

master roshi is the real hero of the dragon ball series

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:55

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

BONGHITZ posted:

master roshi is the real hero of the dragon ball series

he overcomes the dirty old misogynist man inside him, fighting a battle not even that idiot kakkarot could fight for him. a real one.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:56

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

Maya Fey posted:

new scp dropped

https://twitter.com/wtfbuildings/status/1343981367462416385

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:01

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

DR BRIGHT IS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY IN, ON, OR AROUND THE UNABOMBER'S SHACK

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:12

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

does the cabin explode if you touch it?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:18

Lady Militant: Apr 8, 2020; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Antonymous posted:

we don't even live at the bottom of the ocean (or underwater at all) on our big watery ball planet

why the gently caress would we go to mars or some other star system, underwater is like 10 miles from me right now and it has food in it and is a reasonable temperature

we don't even live in our deserts that have vegitation and oxygen in the atmosphere and whatever. it's a disgusting fantasy to leave earth

ok but space is cool and that stuff isn't

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:30

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Lib and let die posted:

Th' planet's dyin', Cloud!

How does it help the 8 billion people if a handful of elites accompanied by some bootlickers gets to live for a couple years in space (and then die anyway)

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:32

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

why not just teleport dipshit

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:39

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Antonymous posted:

you can't go faster than light dummy, and even that 1,000 tsar bomba worth of energy is still less than how much energy the sun shines down onto earth alone every half hour

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a29247769/warp-drive-possible/

you don't actually go faster than light, you warp spacetime around the space ship

its all very theoretical and requires tons of new inventions, but it doesn't not work

ymgve has issued a correction as of 16:43 on Dec 30, 2020

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:40

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Jesus why don't any of you jackasses just take some of the spice, melange, and fold the loving universe.

You absolute morons.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:47

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Half of you look like guild navigators as it is.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:47

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

ymgve posted:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a29247769/warp-drive-possible/

you don't actually go faster than light, you warp spacetime around the space ship

its all very theoretical and requires tons of new inventions, but it doesn't not work

Or youre born a tachyon

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:49

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:51

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

I think any interstellar travel would almost certainly devolve into That One Ren And Stimpy Episode Meets Avenue 5 because, well, humans.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:52

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

pillsburysoldier posted:

Or youre born a tachyon

born as a tachyon
in the big bang
faster than light
until i decay

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:52

Lady Militant: Apr 8, 2020; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

i love the "why not go to the bottom of the ocean rear end in a top hat" when like, bruh nobody liked xcom enemy from the deep stop trying to make it happen.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:59

CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Speleothing posted:

Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan.

Yes fine, but there are cheaper ways to fire Elon musk into the sun

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Speleothing posted:

Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan.

how do you slow down

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:23

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

indigi posted:

how do you slow down

fire black light at them, which also has the side effect of making the cool mushroom tapestries in the shuttle look trippy af

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:28

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

What if the black light encounters a space cop?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:37

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

space cops are too busy spending eternity shooting at black holes to no effect.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:45

GenSpecific: Aug 17, 2005; IT'S IDEAS LIKE THIS THAT GET PEOPLE KILLED!!!!; Slippery Tilde

edit:phone posted for me

GenSpecific has issued a correction as of 17:59 on Dec 30, 2020

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:52

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

indigi posted:

how do you slow down

open the door and jump out, tuck and roll

# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:55

human garbage bag: Jan 8, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

The faster you go, the more space shrinks in the direction you're going, so it's possible to go to another galaxy in a year if you go fast enough. A year from your POV that is. Outside observers would only see you move at slightly under the speed of light.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:05

Senjuro: Aug 19, 2006

Speleothing posted:

Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan.

But why? The solar system has the capacity to support quadrillions of people. What's the point of going to another star where you have no infrastructure and absolutely no one to help you should something go wrong?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:21

Fuzzy McDoom: Oct 9, 2007; -MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

https://twitter.com/godsbigtits/status/1344037483411984384?s=20

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:22

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:22

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

human garbage bag posted:

The faster you go, the more space shrinks in the direction you're going, so it's possible to go to another galaxy in a year if you go fast enough. A year from your POV that is. Outside observers would only see you move at slightly under the speed of light.

just try not to hit any molecules along the way

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:23