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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Yeah, we only post about anime titty hentai games in here.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






I’ll always be with you too Desktop Girlfriend! Unless a Laptop Girlfriend comes along, then you’re going in the trash…

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
all kinds of animations

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



get the gently caress out of the way desktop girlfriend, I'm trying to read SA

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

gonna be a spectacular dramabomb when handheld girlfriend finds out about your cloud girlfriend subscription

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

silentsnack posted:

gonna be a spectacular dramabomb when handheld girlfriend finds out about your cloud girlfriend subscription

not unless you fork out for the harem dlc. gotta know your target audience.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

silentsnack posted:

gonna be a spectacular dramabomb when handheld girlfriend finds out about your cloud girlfriend subscription

Subscription? I have a cloud girlfriend for free.

No, wait, she just turned into a whale and a jet contrail is making her look like a narwhal.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

FirstAidKite posted:

Or another title, Kati The Astronaut which is something I feel like I need to actually play because of just how odd it feels. To me, it looks like if an alien who has never heard of video games was tasked with looking at a couple and then making their own, then they might make this.

I beg you, please watch the trailer for this game. I am absolutely floored by the apparent design choice to just place dialogue boxes as part of the background instead of having actual dialogue boxes pop up.

If I hadn't found out that the developer made a ton of this stuff, I'd have sworn this was the next Frog Fractions.

The music in that trailer and the everything in that trailer were unsettling in a way I can't describe. But I wish that developer the best of luck, maybe she'll wind up making the next Five Night at Freddy's and be an overnight billionaire.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

The music in that trailer and the everything in that trailer were unsettling in a way I can't describe.

Same, it creeps me out like nothing else. I hate it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Move over Stardew Valley, a new challenger approaches!






I’m trying to figure out why there’s a doghouse looking building or two with a female head on top but I probably don’t want to know.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-GAMvyRovU

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
ABC

Always
Be
Cumming

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Evil Farming Game but instead of hiding a body you hide your prostitution business.

The tagline: "Before Sneed, there was Chuck".

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


"Play as Melon Dusk the famous billionaire who finally landed on Mars. Earn ShibaCoin to buy accessories to customize your appearance !"

Somebody take away Elon's copy of Unity.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

"collect more women" is a real cursed phrase

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

How else are you going to fill your binders?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

I mean, at that point, you might be excused for starting to believe in a conspiracy.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Isn't that the wishlist icon?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Is "Futanari 2" some kind of a Super Siayan situation?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

And this is to go even further beyond

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

ultrafilter posted:

Isn't that the wishlist icon?

eh some people wishlist thousands of things they have no interest in ever buying, for various reasons


I'm more curious about the clusterfuck of stacked watermarks that look designed to create image compression artifacts

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007


I think maybe your dad has a type.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would say, go to a therapist, but I'm afraid that may be a dead end at this point

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

I would say, go to a therapist, but I'm afraid that may be a dead end at this point

Looks like they tried.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

Is "Futanari 2" some kind of a Super Siayan situation?

It's mostly the same as Futanari 1 except they changed the user interface around for no reason and all the old shortcuts don't work.

I'm mostly worried about Futanari 3 which is apparently going to be gender-as-a-service. And involve the blockchain.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

The Lone Badger posted:

It's mostly the same as Futanari 1 except they changed the user interface around for no reason and all the old shortcuts don't work.

I'm mostly worried about Futanari 3 which is apparently going to be gender-as-a-service. And involve the blockchain.

"Chicks with dicks!"

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Man bursts into tears. 'But doctor…I am Futanari.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

OutOfPrint posted:

ABC

Always
Be
Cumming

Ok Farquaad.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
In the wake of what happened elsewhere in the forums, I think it would be a good idea to reconsider sharing things on the basis of being not work safe.

I know this thread was founded on sharing and mocking awful poo poo that gets put up for sale and that said awful poo poo often included very obvious fetish games with bad art and terrible everything. It was like doing second life safari or weekend web stuff but with steam.

I myself have posted many things in this thread to mock, including pointing and laughing at the various censored porn titles that would crop up before steam gave up and just let them on.

I understand that there's something comical about seeing more low hanging fruit in the steam queue, upcoming releases, or top recent release list, but there are so many porn games getting dumped onto steam and you're only able to see them if you specifically tell steam "please show me the porn games" so if someone shows up complaining about having to see all this porn, it's something they opted into seeing, going out of their way to do so.

I don't think there's anything really funny inherent in sharing yet more random porn/fetish games. Admittedly, I could be wrong, but I don't want to see this thread for posting bad games end up going the way of the deviantart thread that had been festering on this site as a place for people to share fetish art under the guise of mocking them.

Palpek's OP says that this thread would cover for nws titles as well but I think it would be a good idea to move on from that. I don't want to see this thread get anywhere near the depths the deviantart thread was apparently at and I think it'd be worth have a threadban on posting porn games. I don't think we can trust people to not eventually make it weird. Like I said before, I know my post history in this thread includes a lot of posts mocking sex games on steam. I just think it's a good idea to move away from posting sex games on the basis of them being sex games. There are near infinite ways for a game to be bad and 1000s of more interestingly bad titles out there.

Anyone else agree?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
yeah, that's fair

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

I just lurk this thread but it seems to me the defining difference is that this thread doesn't suck most of the time. Making specific rules about how horny people can get beyond "I know it when I see it" is kinda futile. Probe/threadban people if they are just spamming anime tittys with their left hand

FirstAidKite posted:

you're only able to see them if you specifically tell steam "please show me the porn games" so if someone shows up complaining about having to see all this porn, it's something they opted into seeing, going out of their way to do so.

Steam's QC is so bad that these games make it through all the time. Or it's weird offsite nude patch stuff

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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the weird fetishy games are funny and good content though

simply don't post sexualised childe

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


I think it's fine as long as its not the only thing being posted (and also if someone's being a weirdo about it just fuckin call that poo poo out on the spot lol), but I also agree that there should be something else that makes it funny besides 'Holy poo poo Is That A Titted Boob?! On MY Steam Client???' and nothing else about it is funny

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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like that one that was a generic asset flip unity shooter but every texture on every wall and floor was just different jpegs of anime feet

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Mix. posted:

I think it's fine as long as its not the only thing being posted (and also if someone's being a weirdo about it just fuckin call that poo poo out on the spot lol), but I also agree that there should be something else that makes it funny besides 'Holy poo poo Is That A Titted Boob?! On MY Steam Client???' and nothing else about it is funny

I agree; I thought this thread was getting kind of samey what with all the 'Hey look at this horny anime game!!1!' posts myself. That said, odds are it's gonna really slow down since as said before, you don't really find this stuff unless you really go looking for it. Looking at my own Steam front pagge, the only anime-related things I've got are the One Punch man and Jojo fighting games, and nothing adult at all.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

simply don't post sexualised childe

I don't think Genshin Impact is on Steam

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Just scrolling down the top sellers list now I can see 4 visual novels with girls in school uniforms. With adult content blocked. Although i guess that's a good example of poo poo that doesn't belong in this thread so the point is moot

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FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib
Overall...


Not gonna cry if porn games are off-limit here, but I generally find the ones posted here entertaining as they tend to be the ones with a hilariously ludicrous premise or description which makes it funny. I get that humour is a personal thing and not terribly rational but while "Oh look: a porn game on Steam" isn't funny, the description of "Elf sex farm" being "a farming game that combines eroticism with business management" just cracks me up for some reason.

If people feel like these should go, fine. It's not like there's a lack of non-porn gaming jank.

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