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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Kim Jong III posted:

Just another reducto like "imagine if are country was run like a FAMILY!" that ignores, oh, any evidence to the contrary.

I want to counter this with "So your ideal way to run the family is to cut off the kids' food and Grandma's medicine so Dad can keep buying sports cars?"

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zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe

Taerkar posted:

Hmm... A serious question, or a 'I am using big words to try and scare you' attempt?

Wouldn't you have to know if he's asking for it in a neoclassical or marxist examination of the economic system? Besides, accounting and legal don't necessarily aid directly in the production of something, but may be necessary during the production process (capital/material procurement and contracting w.r.t. purchasing goods and the sale of products) as your production systems become larger. And value added as applied to a private organization is different from value added as applied to government programs.

This is all bullshit off the top of my head, I mostly slept through my econ classes.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

In brief, yes.

This was my response:

A very curious question to ask, especially one that has no true single answer since the goods and services that are provided can both be heavily connected to those two departments or have no relationship to them. But in general the value provided by both has less to do with the products of the company and more to do with the value of the company or government to its shareholders. It allows for them to be confident in the numbers that are provided for the judgement of investment value and performance, or to ensure that their votes have been followed and their tax dollars are being spent appropriately.

More recent posts now have a "Goose that lays golden eggs" comment and a eating the food seed remark.

Edit: We now have the "If the government seized the wealth of the rich they couldn't run the country for a year" claim. Quick math shows that if you take the top 10% of the country's wealth (in 2007, to be fair), that would ONLY be $45 or so Trillion.

Taerkar fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 27, 2012

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Short and to the Point posted:

I suppose the Republican version would have a rule like "no drops allowed

No no, Republicans go by the one drop rule

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Riptor posted:

No no, Republicans go by the one drop rule

I dare say I would have gotten more than one drop on that flyer

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this


If it wasn't reported in the news how do you have this picture? :smug:

I actually did some digging around by cropping out the black border and using reverse image search on google and came across the snopes article verifying some chain letter about it here. In the sources section it shows a couple of local tv stations out of Louisiana reporting it.

I've tried arguing using facts with this particular facebook person (someone I went to high school with) but it never works. If I were to respond it would contain the fact that it was reported... in 2004, but not on major news because the country had a couple other things on its mind.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Bush is so honorable for making a series of decisions that eventually culminated in that guy losing his leg :allears:

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

Riptor posted:

Bush is so honorable for making a series of decisions that eventually culminated in that guy losing his leg :allears:

One person losing a limb is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Riptor posted:

Bush is so honorable for making a series of decisions that eventually culminated in that guy losing his leg :allears:

It's an even greater sacrifice on an election year.

tabris
Feb 17, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Because when we think of the Bush administration, we think of dignity and fair treatment to wounded veterans.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Taerkar's facebook friend posted:

Good luck, but learn to evaluate, and think for yourself; not repeat what you read. Peace! "The Best Governed Is The Least Governed", Thomas Jefferson.

Don't just repeat what you read! *~T.J. Quote~*

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh
The best governed is the least governed? If conservatives really believed that, you'd think they wouldn't want to govern how people have sex, who they have sex with, how they handle birth control, what they put in their bodies, etc.

So many vote GOP because they're for "smaller" government. Who do they worship? Oh yeah, Reagan. You know, the President that saw one of the largest expansions of government ever.

Solaron
Sep 6, 2007

Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you.

Thenipwax posted:

The best governed is the least governed? If conservatives really believed that, you'd think they wouldn't want to govern how people have sex, who they have sex with, how they handle birth control, what they put in their bodies, etc.

So many vote GOP because they're for "smaller" government. Who do they worship? Oh yeah, Reagan. You know, the President that saw one of the largest expansions of government ever.

It depends how much money you have, you see, because

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Thenipwax posted:

The best governed is the least governed? If conservatives really believed that, you'd think they wouldn't want to govern how people have sex, who they have sex with, how they handle birth control, what they put in their bodies, etc.

So many vote GOP because they're for "smaller" government. Who do they worship? Oh yeah, Reagan. You know, the President that saw one of the largest expansions of government ever.

Government shouldn't interfere unless it is something I agree with. This is basically how they feel.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Thenipwax posted:

The best governed is the least governed? If conservatives really believed that, you'd think they wouldn't want to govern how people have sex, who they have sex with, how they handle birth control, what they put in their bodies, etc.

So many vote GOP because they're for "smaller" government. Who do they worship? Oh yeah, Reagan. You know, the President that saw one of the largest expansions of government ever.

no but

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

xwonderboyx posted:

I've tried arguing using facts with this particular facebook person (someone I went to high school with) but it never works. If I were to respond it would contain the fact that it was reported... in 2004, but not on major news because the country had a couple other things on its mind.

Tell them you saw a picture of Michael Vick playing fetch with a wounded pit bull and you just felt that he was such an honorable man for doing that.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Thenipwax posted:

The best governed is the least governed? If conservatives really believed that, you'd think they wouldn't want to govern how people have sex, who they have sex with, how they handle birth control, what they put in their bodies, etc.

So many vote GOP because they're for "smaller" government. Who do they worship? Oh yeah, Reagan. You know, the President that saw one of the largest expansions of government ever.

Government should be so small it fits in my uterus.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
What is even going on here? Is Obama doing something unconstitutional that is keeping people out of work or what

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


BonoMan posted:

Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.



The best part about this picture is the inclusion of presidents like FDR and Theodore Roosevelt in the bad president camp on the right side clapping for Obama.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

BonoMan posted:

Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.


We had a thread on this that led to some magnificent edits.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oh no Andrew Jackson does not approve. How horrible for Obama.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BonoMan posted:

Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.



There was a goon made Cthulhu edit of another painting by this guy. Anyone got that? It's brilliant.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Nuclearmonkee posted:

The best part about this picture is the inclusion of presidents like FDR and Theodore Roosevelt in the bad president camp on the right side clapping for Obama.

I think you meant to say the best part is the non-Euclidean bench that guy is sitting on.


Nenonen posted:

There was a goon made Cthulhu edit of another painting by this guy. Anyone got that? It's brilliant.


(Click for big.)

e: Here's the massive .tif file for that: http://cl.ly/1q2o3z0X0y3Q0a0x2T3I

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jan 27, 2012

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Nenonen posted:

There was a goon made Cthulhu edit of another painting by this guy. Anyone got that? It's brilliant.

It's still my background on my netbook. Google One Nation Under Cthulhu.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Why is there money all over the ground? You'd think the poor guy would be happier.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Fiat currency.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
You wouldn't see gold bullion blowing around all over the ground like trash :colbert:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I like Chester A Arthur, the original target of birtherism, on the "good" side.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

How the hell can they even justify this kind of crap. Republicans don't give two shits about the poor. I wonder if it would have the same feel if the guy on the bench was a blagh person.



Sort of as an aside to this, and some of the other recent emails; did you guys see Mitch Daniels' response to the SOTU? "We're not a country of Haves and Have-Nots, we're a country of Haves and Soon-To-Haves". :suicide:

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009

BonoMan posted:

Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.



Man, Nixon looks pissed.

PTBrennan
Jun 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Just received this one today so sorry if it's a repost, from an Uncle:

quote:

THE FENCE

Can You get any more accurate than this!

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like, be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

I get gems like this every day from either the same Uncle or an Aunt that both are hardcore Republicans.

The racist Obama ones are just delicious!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

This one keeps coming up lately, I guess people are forwarding it.

What pisses me off so much is the last line.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Those drat liberals, so easily "offended" when we purposly make poo poo up and pretend they are loving idiots. Why they so mad? Pussies.


Also?
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
Are you loving serious? Literally does not know reality exists.

PTBrennan
Jun 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Uggghhh and the best part is he sends them all at once, one time during the day usually.

Behold, The Donkey Whisperer!

quote:

THE DONKEY WHISPERER..

Roger Williams, a congressional Republican candidate from Texas recorded this great ad.

Longtime local businessman & former Texas Secretary of State Roger Williams announced that he is running for the new 33rd Congressional District, which includes Arlington , South Fort Worth, portions of Wise County & all of Parker County.

Democrats don't like it & tried to have it removed from the Texas TV station serving that congressional district. They claim it is demeaning?

This guy is bound to win a congressional seat with an ad like this!!!!

http://thehayride.com/2011/08/the-donkey-whisperer/


These donkey's don't live in the United States of France, they live in the United States of 'Merica and they better get used to it! Priceless.

PTBrennan fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jan 27, 2012

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
I can't quite articulate it but the sentiment "is bound to win a congressional seat with an ad like this" is incredibly infuriating. Implying that retarded showmanship and media fuckery is a quality not only acceptable in but DESERVING of a political position.

PTBrennan
Jun 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

quote:

I can't quite articulate it but the sentiment "is bound to win a congressional seat with an ad like this" is incredibly infuriating. Implying that retarded showmanship and media fuckery is a quality not only acceptable in but DESERVING of a political position.

I know and agree. American Politics is becoming nothing more than a popularity contest with who has the more "entertaining" ads for their sides "belief's".

Democrats are stupid animals and since this Republican made a commercial showing as much, we have to vote for him! Look at how smart and witty he is compared to others!

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Something about libruls posted:

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life rises to the top quickly in politics as a staunch family values candidate, becomes a U.S. senator and relentlessly pushes anti-gay policy, only to be outed after having photos of him dressed in drag getting a blowjob in a park restroom surface on TMZ -- later resigns with family at his side during a press conference and expresses his need to "repent and reconnect with God".

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect equal rights, because this thing called THE CONSTITUTION.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Dr Snofeld posted:

Man, Nixon looks pissed.

I love W's "You think that guy has any gum?" expression.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

BonoMan posted:

Has this been posted yet? Saw it popping up on my Facebook.



A classic. Have fun: McNaughton FINE ART Company.

What's going on with the perspective of that bench?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TerminalSaint posted:

Have fun: McNaughton FINE ART Company.



Oh my god.

quote:

The Forgotten Man

All the Presidents of the past gather around a man sitting on a park bench. That man, with his head bowed appears distraught and hopeless as he contemplates his future. Some of the past Presidents try to console him and look in the direction of the modern Presidents as they exclaim, “What have you done?” Many of these modern Presidents behind Barack Obama seem to congratulate each other on their great success oblivious to the man ondf the bench. In front of the man, paper trash is blowing in the dust. Crumpled dollar bills, Amendments of the Bill of Rights and like a whisper—the U.S. Constitution beneath the foot of Barack Obama.

Who is the Forgotten Man?

He represents every man, woman and child of every color and creed who is an American. Like you and me, he hopes for a better life, to find the American dream of happiness and prosperity. But now, because of unconstitutional acts imposed upon the American people by our government, we stand on the precipice of disaster. What will his opportunities be in the future? Will he ever have a chance to realize the American dream? Please don’t sell out our future for the crushing debt imposed upon us by entitlement programs and heavy taxes. Why do you not uphold the Constitution? Do you think that redistribution of wealth, uncontrolled spending and free handouts for everyone at the cost of burdensome taxation and destruction of our financial system will lead us to some kind of Socialistic Utopia? How can our national debt lead to anything other than collapse? Abiding by the Constitution is the only way to preserve the hope for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Each President takes an oath to protect and defend the Constitution. Mr. President, what have you done?

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