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space pope
Apr 5, 2003

jng2058 posted:

Pyongyang by Guy Delise is a great graphic novel (graphic non-fiction?) of his time in North Korea as an animator for a French company. It's a relatively quick read but one that stays with you about how really hosed up things are over there.

I recommend pyongyang too. I also saw a movie about US deserters during the Korean war I think it was called crossing the line? It might even be on netflix streaming

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I'm making my way thru The Guns of August.

God Almighty the French (save for Lanzerac) were THICK. Ignoring every intelligence report on the enemy's strength against your flanks is probably a bad idea.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Ferroque posted:



7 steps to wrap foot. No need step 5.

I visited the Rožná uranium mine in the Czech Republic with my class once in college. We had to go suit up, but none of us knew how to get into the mine gear, or what the hell that little fuzzy towel was. Our escort was with us in the locker room, but didn't speak any English, so all eight of us in our group had to stand around staring at this fat naked Czech and try to follow his lead.

Rabhadh
Aug 26, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

I was just going to ask, wasn't there a rather notable amount of Scottish mercenaries running about in the 30YW? I seem to remember there being a whole Scottish company/regiment/I don't know the right word for the size of guys employed by either the Danes or Swedes, and their commander seemed to be something of a big deal.

Yeah loads of them, Alexander Leslie and Robert Munro were both quite famous by the time of the War of the Three Kingdoms. I don't actually know if they were recruited similarly to the Irish though.

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.

space pope posted:

I recommend pyongyang too. I also saw a movie about US deserters during the Korean war I think it was called crossing the line? It might even be on netflix streaming

Crossing the Line is correct! Also seconding the recommendations of Under the Loving Care of the Fatherly Leader, Aquariums of Pyongyang, and Nothing to Envy. I noticed The Orphan Master's Son was mentioned... I haven't read it, but my roommate has and he thought it was fantastic.

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

PittTheElder posted:

I was just going to ask, wasn't there a rather notable amount of Scottish mercenaries running about in the 30YW? I seem to remember there being a whole Scottish company/regiment/I don't know the right word for the size of guys employed by either the Danes or Swedes, and their commander seemed to be something of a big deal.

There was James Spens a Scottish nobleman who was simultaneously the Scottish Ambassador to Sweden the Swedish Ambassador to Scotland and in charge of all of Gustavus Adolphus's British Isles recruitment efforts.

There were also a couple of Scots who fought in the TYW that would later become famous for their actions in the British Civil War who got their start fighting for Sweden. Alexander and David Leslie who would effectively train the Scottish army being the two most prominent ones. But also see Robert and George Munro

There was also Walter Leslie (no relation) who became a field marshal in the Austrian army after he betrayed Wallenstein.

James Hamilton who again fought in the TYW and later became Charles I most prominent Scottish supporters and Patrick Ruvthen who had a rather prominent role in organising the royalist army for King Charles.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

MA-Horus posted:

I'm making my way thru The Guns of August.

God Almighty the French (save for Lanzerac) were THICK. Ignoring every intelligence report on the enemy's strength against your flanks is probably a bad idea.

Not just the French, but also French :agesilaus:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Not just the French, but also French :agesilaus:

French just seems like "welp we'll deploy IF WE REALLY HAVE TO GOD" but Kitchener saying "your command is totally independent don't let the French give you any orders (or even suggestions)" realllllllly hosed things up.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HEY GAL posted:

.
Also, the Lieutenant's a Dane

Now that's humor.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Let's have a look at exactly what the order said, shall we? Emphasis mine.

quote:

" The special motive of the Force under your control is to sup-
" port and co-operate with the French Army against our common
" enemies.


...

44 The place of your assembly, according to present arrangements,
44 is Amiens, and during the assembly of your troops you will have
" every opportunity for discussing with the Commander-in-Chief of
<4 the French Army, the military position in general and the special
44 part which your Force is able and adapted to play. It must be
44 recognized from the outset that the numerical strength of the
44 British Force and its contingent reinforcement is strictly limited,
44 and with this consideration kept steadily in view it will be obvious
44 that the greatest care must be exercised towards a minimum of
44 losses and wastage.

44 Therefore, while every effort must be made to coincide most
44 sympathetically with the plans and wishes of our Ally, the gravest
44 consideration will devolve upon you as to participation in forward
44 movements where large bodies of French troops are not engaged
44 and where your Force may be unduly exposed to attack.
Should
44 a contingency of this sort be contemplated, I look to you to inform
44 me fully and give me time to communicate to you any decision to
" which His Majesty's Government may come in the matter. In
44 this connection I wish you distinctly to understand that your
44 command is an entirely independent one, and that you will in no
44 case come in any sense under the orders of any Allied General.


44 In minor operations you should be careful that your sub-
" ordinates understand that risk of serious losses should only be
" taken where such risk is authoritatively considered to be com-
44 mensurate with the object in view.

" The high courage and discipline of your troops should, and
44 certainly will, have fair and full opportunity of display during the
44 campaign, but officers may well be reminded that in this their
44 first experience of European warfare, a greater measure of caution
44 must be employed than under former conditions of hostilities
44 against an untrained adversary.

...

KITCHENER,
Secretary of State.

Which is as nasty (and British) a piece of friendly fire as any general has ever had to deal with just before conducting a major campaign. If he wins then Kitchener's order can be read as justification for anything he did; if he loses then Kitchener can point at the order and say "Well, I did tell him to be careful..." If he falls out with the Gauls, Kitchener can say "I told him to co-operate with them". If he joins in enthusiastically with some Gallic scheme and gets a kicking, Kitchener can say "I warned him to be careful about co-operating with them".

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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FAUXTON posted:

Now that's humor.
"Caspar Klein von Koppenhegen". You can see the Musterschreiber gather himself to spell a bunch of these places, as for a jump.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

HEY GAL posted:

"Caspar Klein von Koppenhegen". You can see the Musterschreiber gather himself to spell a bunch of these places, as for a jump.

Are these guys vons in the aristocratic sense, or is the Musterschreiber just indicating hometown? Or both?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HEY GAL posted:

"Caspar Klein von Koppenhegen". You can see the Musterschreiber gather himself to spell a bunch of these places, as for a jump.

I like to think he'd make jokes about having to lay down the Danelaw on their English asses if they tried any poo poo.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

Are these guys vons in the aristocratic sense, or is the Musterschreiber just indicating hometown? Or both?
That dude's a commoner; nobles get place of origin after the von-name. Like (flipping through my notebook at random): "Christianus Vonn Miltirz von Dresden, Dopellsöldner, 20 gulden/month."

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HEY GAL posted:

That dude's a commoner; nobles get place of origin after the von-name. Like (flipping through my notebook at random): "Christianus Vonn Miltirz von Dresden, Dopellsöldner, 20 gulden/month."

Doublesoldier?

Please say it's an oversized tremendous badass who wades into the fray with a pike in one hand and a pike in the other and like three muskets on his back. Not something lame like being a PFC.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Cyrano4747 posted:

Are these guys vons in the aristocratic sense, or is the Musterschreiber just indicating hometown? Or both?

German naming is interesting. You speak german? Look at the Wikipedia entry.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

FAUXTON posted:

Doublesoldier?

Please say it's an oversized tremendous badass who wades into the fray with a pike in one hand and a pike in the other and like three muskets on his back. Not something lame like being a PFC.

IIRC Dopellsöldners were the dudes in the front line who got paid double as hazard pay.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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FAUXTON posted:

Doublesoldier?

Please say it's an oversized tremendous badass who wades into the fray with a pike in one hand and a pike in the other and like three muskets on his back. Not something lame like being a PFC.

StashAugustine posted:

IIRC Dopellsöldners were the dudes in the front line who got paid double as hazard pay.
That's the 1500s. In the 17th century, it means pikeman. This company has pikemen, halbardiers, and musketeers. The pikemen make more than the muskets, but it's not exactly twice.

And he's probably what we would call a private, but this company didn't record the ranks of the common soldiers so he might be a Gefreyter (squad leader; there's one per every five men).

Edit: Double mercenary. "Soldier" is "soldat." It comes from the word for "mercenary," but is not the same.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Oct 9, 2014

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

StashAugustine posted:

IIRC Dopellsöldners were the dudes in the front line who got paid double as hazard pay.

Ah, dudes you can pay as they'd like, because they won't live to see payday.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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my dad posted:

Ah, dudes you can pay as they'd like, because they won't live to see payday.
Neither will anyone else :iamafag:

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

Cyrano4747 posted:

Does alcohol count? I know there's a lot out there in pop culture about the brits giving rum (and I think later gin) rations pretty liberally before battles, basically from the American War of Independence through WW1 at least.

The rum ration lasted until 1970 in the RN and 1990 in the RNZN! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_ration

HEY GAL posted:

Here are the Englishmen in that one company with all the Englishmen in it.

Wilhelm Broxolme aus Linken (Lincoln?)

Seems likely: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broxholme

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Lobster God posted:

The rum ration lasted until 1970 in the RN and 1990 in the RNZN! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_ration


And the thing about the Rum ration was that alcohol is a disinfectant. The point of the daily rum/spirit/wine ration in all European navies was that it made your water last longer.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Rum rations were absolutely a Thing in the trenches, vital for keeping up morale (and also keeping the chaps warm through the many cold, wet nights). The Wipers Times devoted a large amount of space during its publication to "Our Splendid New Serial", featuring the crump-dodging misadventures of one Herlock Shomes (and his assistant Hotsam), wandering around various locations near Ypres as he tried to find the Division's missing rum. (There's one point where, in eerily similar circumstances to those encountered by Conan Doyle, the editor seemingly gets bored of writing the stories, tries to substitute a different parody serial on compeletely different lines, and within a couple of issues he cops so many complaints that he has to drop the new serial and give Shomes a new case.)

100 Years Ago

It dawns on the remaining men of the Royal Naval Division that they've been left behind. On their own initiative they attempt to quit Antwerp. All the trains are long gone, even the ones heading the wrong way. With no options left, they pick a direction that doesn't seem to have too many Germans about it, and strike out.

quote:

Able Seaman Bentham, Benbow Battalion, RND

The atmosphere in Antwerp was absolutely chaotic. Crowds of refugees taking up most of the road. Spy mania everywhere. We guessed that because we even saw a few corpses hanging from lamp-posts. Terrible. Eventually we got to the Schelde, but we'd missed the bridge and we'd no idea how to get across. My platoon was on its own.

After a long search, someone found a boat, and somehow or other we all crammed into it. It was a wonder we got to the other side! We had one little midshipman with us, he was only about fifteen, and this boy had a revolver. He was sitting there in the boat and he was holding this revolver in his hand. I remember one elderly man of the Reserve leaning across to him. "Give that to me, Sonny, before you shoot someone!"

When we got to the other side, we marched again. We Benbows really felt that we'd been let down. As we drew away from the crowds, we began to find other parties like ourselves, and at long last we came up to the Dutch frontier. We found our Commodore there, other officers, and many, many other men. After a long wait, we were ordered to hand in our rifles. We were told the Dutch would let us through and give us 24 hours to get out of the country.

It was all poppycock, of course, but we were very glad to relax. Some men wouldn't have it. They went off to try to find their way through Belgium themselves. We heard later that they were picked up by the Germans. The rest of us, mostly of Hawke, Benbow and Collingwood Battalions, were interned. The Dutch were extremely kind to us while we were waiting, giving us food and drink which we very urgently wanted, and it was the same at all the railway stations. But we were very fed up all the same.

Bentham eventually escaped the Netherlands in 1915, and made his way back to Britain. He was rewarded with an officer's commission in Hood Battalion, which would return to France in 1916. No prizes for guessing where they were sent.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
So most of the division was interned by the Dutch, the rest captured by the Germans?

Didn't they have any maps or something to use to get out of Antwep to the west?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HisMajestyBOB posted:

So most of the division was interned by the Dutch, the rest captured by the Germans?

Didn't they have any maps or something to use to get out of Antwep to the west?

after the recent posts about how utterly hosed the supply situation was I'm going to guess no.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I have no idea where my mom and sister found these, but I got some pretty kickass books for my birthday

Blackjack Pershing's account of WWI. It's even the 1931 first edition :dance:!

The first 3 volumes of a series about Japan from 1940-1949. It's got some cool propaganda there with a lot of pictures of regular life, plus there's an interesting deterioration in the quality of life as the war turns against Japan until by the third volume they're all praying and working in the rubble that used to be their homes. I can post scans later if my scanner isn't being a bitch


HisMajestyBOB posted:

So most of the division was interned by the Dutch, the rest captured by the Germans?

Didn't they have any maps or something to use to get out of Antwep to the west?

The barely trained and poorly equipped Naval soldiers having good maps, that's a good one :lol:.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

Baron Porkface fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Oct 10, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Trin Tragula posted:

Rum rations were absolutely a Thing in the trenches, vital for keeping up morale (and also keeping the chaps warm through the many cold, wet nights). The Wipers Times devoted a large amount of space during its publication to "Our Splendid New Serial", featuring the crump-dodging misadventures of one Herlock Shomes (and his assistant Hotsam), wandering around various locations near Ypres as he tried to find the Division's missing rum. (There's one point where, in eerily similar circumstances to those encountered by Conan Doyle, the editor seemingly gets bored of writing the stories, tries to substitute a different parody serial on compeletely different lines, and within a couple of issues he cops so many complaints that he has to drop the new serial and give Shomes a new case.)

Of the two personal accounts of WW1 that I've read, one of an Italian Lieutenant and one of a French Corporal, both note that pretty much everyone was drunk out of their minds all of the time. The Italian Lieutenant was a teetotaler and it freaked out basically everyone serving with him, to the point where he recalls times fellow officers would become outright hostile when he wouldn't get blind drunk with them.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Baron Porkface posted:

Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

American weapons and artillery were superior to what the Mexicans were using in addition to the fact that Mexico has never been a very stable country. There was a lot of infighting going on between different factions within Mexico which hindered their ability to conduct the war.

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

Azathoth posted:

I would also recommend The Cleanest Race. From looking at the Amazon page, I see that it's been updated to include information about Kim Jong-Un, and while I can't vouch for that part of it, when I read it a few years back, it was quite informative as well.

I haven't read it myself, but Myers' one-hour presentation is pretty informative.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Baron Porkface posted:

Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

The US had some fantastic junior officers and some world-class units, in particular their horse artillery. One of the best Mexican units was made of US deserters, mostly catholic immigrants, and they fought as horse artillery.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

The Italian Lieutenant was a teetotaler and it freaked out basically everyone serving with him, to the point where he recalls times fellow officers would become outright hostile when he wouldn't get blind drunk with them.
yeah guess why

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mustang posted:

American weapons and artillery were superior to what the Mexicans were using in addition to the fact that Mexico has never been a very stable country. There was a lot of infighting going on between different factions within Mexico which hindered their ability to conduct the war.

Yeah, Mexico was extremely weak and uncoordinated at the time. The parts of Northern Mexico the US ended up taking were about ready to secede from Mexico on their own at that point and hadn't gotten any attention from the Mexican government in years. I think California even had an American governor by that point.

Mexico had just gained independence from Spain 20 years earlier. It was still rather poor and fragmented at the time war broke out. While the US was guilty of plenty of imperialism in the process, Mexico itself had plenty of factional divisions working against each other, with some actively trying to pick a fight with the US for nationalistic reasons.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Baron Porkface posted:

Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

General Lopez de Santa Anna returning to fight against the Americans and then declaring himself president for the 10th* time didn't help any. Because, it turns out that when you just returned from exile following an unpopular dictatorship, the people don't exactly welcome you with open arms if you then declare yourself president again.

*10th time being president, not the 10th time he had staged a coup and declared himself president. He was legitimately elected a few of those times, and power ping ponged between him and Valentin Gomez Farías like 5 times, because Mexican history is hilariously complicated.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The racism that drove a huge amount of immigrant volunteers to just up, leave and fight for Imperial Mexico still boggles my mind.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

SeanBeansShako posted:

The racism that drove a huge amount of immigrant volunteers to just up, leave and fight for Imperial Mexico still boggles my mind.

I'll either effortpost or book recommend about it, because it's staggering. Like its so staggering people who'd been in the Prussian military thought it was over the top.

Edit: The book recommendation is The Rogue's March: John Riley and the St. Patrick's Battalion 1846-1848 by Peter F. Stevens. It's relatively short, is quite readable and gives a good summary.

xthetenth fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Oct 10, 2014

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
That sounds pretty awesome, I will check it out for sure. The early to mid 19th century North and South American conflicts don't seem to get much cover sadly.

Do make an effort post about it too.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Baron Porkface posted:

Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

I have nothing add to this discussion, but just thought I'd say that I couldn't put The Oxford History of Mexico down after I started. If you were educated in the US or via US pop culture, it really puts Mexican history in a surprising perspective.

Especially in how directly unresolved issues from the conquest affected 20th Century conflicts.

Groda fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Oct 10, 2014

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Groda posted:

Especially in how directly unresolved issues from the conquest affected 20th Century conflicts.

Honestly it's that way about pretty much any big conflict in history that doesn't get properly sorted out.

The really loving huge classic examples are slavery in the US and the poison legacy of colonialism pretty much everywhere, but I really don't think there's a single country in the world that doesn't have something crawling around in the closet that might pop out at an inopportune time.

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Baron Porkface posted:

Why did Mexico perform so poorly in the Mexican-American war?

Because General Winfield Scott was one of the finest generals in history. :colbert:

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