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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Dan McCoy of The Flophouse podcast posited that a better universal caption than "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat" for New Yorker cartoons would be (to paraphrase, since I can't remember the exact wording), "I feel our sex ritual has become too elaborate." So far, it holds up.

The other suggestion I've heard for Generic New Yorker Cartoon Caption is "So much for the tolerant left." Not sure it really works with the Arno cartoon though.


Synthbuttrange posted:

Wait arent they school aged?

teen moms?! in my comics?!

Nah. Holbrook does age up his characters. The main cast of Safe Havens used to be preschoolers in day care when he started the strip ... 30 years ago.

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Haifisch posted:

So did he grab a random different person to talk about lingerie parties instead, or what?

I wasn't very clear. I know he said that but I am calling out for a very stupid con.

Sorry. I was distracted when I typed that.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Haifisch posted:


So did he grab a random different person to talk about lingerie parties instead, or what?

[evans]HE'S SCHEMING! IT'S WHAT HE DOES![/evans]

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Chris Evans I will punch you in the face


VV
Aw, you just reminded me that Abe Vigoda is dead. I got all sad again.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Aug 8, 2017

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Mister Beeg posted:

Dick Locher, long-time "Dick Tracy" artist, has passed away at age 88.

drat, it was just yesterday that I double-checked if he was still alive when I made my post about bringing him back to the strip for more Snails-level crazy and was surprised/relieved that he was. Rest in peace.

Slammy posted:

Mopsy (April, 1941)


I can't believe how consistently this strip turns out great burns.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD
Wait, she's actually planning to just have them take in her son?

FrumpleOrz posted:

Old New Yorkers Cartoons I'm not sure precisely when any of these cartoons are from but the copyright dates in the book are from 1939 to 1941.
I don't get it.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Tiggum posted:

I don't get it.

The depicted restaurant enjoys commercial success because of its entertainment rather than because of the quality of its cooking. The diner is unaware of this even though the entertainment is currently going on behind him.

:redandrover.gif:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Johnny Walker posted:

He's also going to get drunk.

Mary Worth




It's Marv from High School Big Shot.


Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



Baby Simon Pegg

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Synthbuttrange posted:

Wait arent they school aged?

teen moms?! in my comics?!
I believe she's in college, and her character design hasn't changed any from when she was in early high school.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (October 20, 1995)



Garfield Classic (October 20, 1985)



Synthbuttrange posted:

teen moms?! in my comics?!

Mary Lou, Gene's wife in A&J, was a teen mom.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



No sir, I don't like it.

Not just this example. The entire loving strip.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Zippy


Ripley's

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



AUGGH!



Oh, more of a bumbling boob. Or maybe a clumsy klutz.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



When those cats get hungry enough, they're going to start eating them.

Rex Morgan MD



Apartment 3-G



Margo's such a cynic.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
How much money has Prudence lost for the DeGroots so far? And she lives with them, probably for free.

Edit: I got the wrong awful families confused.

Ralepozozaxe fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 8, 2017

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2002 Spiderman









The Amazing Mole Man


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

:murder:

Maybe there's a reason your dream girl didn't fall into your dorky lap without lies & divine intervention, you twit.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Fleep

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Cullen Murphy, who wrote for Prince Valiant, which was illustrated by his father, has an article in this month's Vanity Fair about growing up in an enclave of cartoonists:

quote:

To my seven siblings and me, and so many others we knew, “normal” was something else entirely. Normal was coming home from school and finding a father who had done nothing but draw pictures all day while watching Million Dollar Movie on TV. He might not have changed his rumpled clothes since rolling out of bed—and, yes, that could be a piece of rope holding up his trousers. He may have played a round of golf or enjoyed a long lunch with some of his other artist friends, so when you visited his studio after school you would perhaps have to wake him from a nap. Or he might be posing for himself in front of a Polaroid, plunger in hand to snap the picture from a distance; maybe wearing a dress and wig, experimenting with drapery and composition; maybe yelling after the electrician to please come back, it wasn’t what it seemed.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is from "Readers of The Comics Curmudgeon" group.



I checked, that James Allen's Facebook page does state that he works at King Features Syndicate.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Selachian posted:

The other suggestion I've heard for Generic New Yorker Cartoon Caption is "So much for the tolerant left." Not sure it really works with the Arno cartoon though.

I like the one Kramer used for Elaine's submission: my wife is a slut. Seems to work for a lot of them.

NRVNQSR posted:

The depicted restaurant enjoys commercial success because of its entertainment rather than because of the quality of its cooking. The diner is unaware of this even though the entertainment is currently going on behind him.

:redandrover.gif:

It's Tiggum. If he doesn't understand why people like sunsets or traveling, then he's not going to understand New Yorker cartoons.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons with a racist bonus drawing!

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe and her Unicorn


Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate


Wallace the Brave


Curtis


Baby Blues

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

Bobbie Wickham posted:

... Prince Valiant ...

Speaking of which, it's been a while!

Prince Valiant

July 2, 2017


July 9, 2017


July 16, 2017


July 23, 2017


July 30, 2017


August 6, 2017

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Medenmath posted:

Speaking of which, it's been a while!

Prince Valiant

:swoon:

Still my favorite comic strip.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Somebody must have objected to this wedding because we are now in for a week of pointless repeats.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (March 14, 1952)


Nancy (May 2, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (December 30, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (January 28, 1924)


Lil' Abner (September 27, 1937)


Barney Google (January 29, 1923)


Alley Oop (April 30, 1934)

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


What an amazing awful con.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (June 9-10, 1930)





Peanuts (August 10-11, 1970)





Sally Forth





Funky Winkerbean





Crankshaft





Rip Haywire





Thimble Theater STARRING POPEYE (February 25-26, 1931)



Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm imaging a scene like in the cartoon where Popeye eats spinach and his spinach theme kicks in while lumps migrate across his body into his biceps, except in this case they're headed for his kidneys.


I'm gonna die quicker, cause I likes me licker. I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




That is some damned funny Popeye up there.

Green Intern posted:

What an amazing awful AWESOME con.



These are MASTER schemers we're dealing with. It's in their blood.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is lost in the metaphor.


Working Daze guest stars.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix violates the square-cube law.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Yeah, I'm starting to see why Prudence didn't really feel at home in New York. I bet she has a whole stack of autographed CDs.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

EasyEW posted:

Thimble Theater STARRING POPEYE (February 25-26, 1931)


You and me both Popeye.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life



Take It From the Tinkersons



Dark Side of the Horse



Viivi & Wagner

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



:pray: please end with them both dead

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