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D.C. Journalists In Awe Of Australian Reporter Able To Speak To Trump Without Succumbing To His Raw Animal Magnetism
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Be your own boss, aliens! https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1291093627406606336
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Aug 11, 2020 14:55
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Found this old one that I really liked: https://www.theonion.com/nasa-discovers-impact-crater-of-meteorite-that-first-br-1835376744
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Aug 13, 2020 18:35
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Aug 17, 2020 16:01
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Guilty.
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Point/Counterpoint: ‘I shot bin Laden in the face’ vs. ‘Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?’.
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Aug 17, 2020 16:23
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Dude Calm Down. This Guy Is Screaming While Getting Attacked By A Bear Even Though He’s Seen Like A Million Bears On TV And In Magazines And Stuff
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Aug 17, 2020 22:34
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An oldie but it still makes me laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjokgx0pUQ
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Aug 20, 2020 08:18
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Cat-Eared, Pink-Haired Bill Clinton Exhorts DNC Viewers To Donate For Access To Uncensored Version Of Speech
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Aug 20, 2020 10:24
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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
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Aug 20, 2020 15:44
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https://mobile.twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1296794228333465602 Lmao what https://mobile.twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1296817626702905346 zoux has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Aug 21, 2020 |
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Aug 21, 2020 15:23
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ØW! Jey hæver und donkler-problème severe 
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Aug 21, 2020 17:13
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This one is way more fun if you read it out loud.
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Aug 21, 2020 17:31
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Aug 24, 2020 16:24
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Aug 25, 2020 17:19
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Woman Surprises Husband Returning From Long Day Of Work By Dressing Dog Up All Sexy
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Aug 25, 2020 17:52
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Carthag Tuek posted:Woman Surprises Husband Returning From Long Day Of Work By Dressing Dog Up All Sexy What the gently caress lol
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Aug 25, 2020 18:05
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Last Chance posted:What the gently caress lol my thoughts exactly. that final line haha
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Aug 25, 2020 18:12
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Aug 25, 2020 18:16
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RNC convention Onion going strong: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1298317244359942145
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*LATEST FAD
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Aug 26, 2020 13:07
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Super Nintendo 64 posted:*LATEST FAD Xi Whiz is a loving powerful pun.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:44
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Aug 26, 2020 20:55
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that "tick tock app"!
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Aug 26, 2020 22:00
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The Onion reviews 'Mulan'
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Sep 4, 2020 23:58
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Oh man I've missed him so much. They need to do more with him.
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My favorite election-related Onion piece of all time is this video from 2012. There is so much in it. Ah, simpler times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU Zugzwang has a new favorite as of 15:03 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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pangstrom posted:I remember somebody did a comic of that guy's (or maybe a similar guy's) daughter waking up and going to school, it was super sad. Anyway post it if you have it or don't, like I said it was sad. Even though I've had an account since 2008, I only just now found out about this thread. BRB going to spend the rest of the long weekend deep cleaning my apartment.
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A gender reveal party just started a California wildfire recently. It happened 2 years ago as well. There has also been a gender reveal pipe bomb and plane crash. https://twitter.com/TheBeaverton/status/1303105829642543104 https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1194789602122440706
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