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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



mobby_6kl posted:

But that's not important right now.

:golfclap:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


mobby_6kl posted:

But that's not important right now.

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

CeramicPig posted:

Quote from way back but my brother and his wife are expecting and since the last name begins with S I’ve been trying to convince them to name the baby so the initials spell rear end. So far I’ve gotten them to refer to her as “baby rear end”.

I knew some people that named their daughter such that her initials were rear end. Lost track of them a long time ago, so I don't know how the child fared during her teen years.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



ultrafilter posted:

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Leon's getting larger!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I knew some people that named their daughter such that her initials were rear end. Lost track of them a long time ago, so I don't know how the child fared during her teen years.

She'll have been born too late to really put it into practice at the arcade

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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ultrafilter posted:

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

There's never a right week

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kermit & Miss Piggy live action looking weird

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Kermit & Miss Piggy live action looking weird

Did you just call that little girl a pig?! More like MEANIE-ADE! :mad:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I'm glad she found him.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Hate the plane picture reply. It's like the most insider baseball pretentious reply there can be. gently caress camouflage and gently caress planes! Figuratively!

Lookit this guy in experimental Dazzle camo...if you can find him!



Where? :confused:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://twitter.com/MohanadElshieky/status/1362487596664954882

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

P.S. I’ll find my frog

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ruddiger posted:

P.S. I’ll find my frog

You don't have to look very far!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Picnic Princess posted:

You don't have to look very far!
says the blind man, froglessly petting a bag of frog mucus
-my grandma (RIP)

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

That's a lot of brand new gear to buy for a dick joke.

The Fat Swordsman
Feb 13, 2012

Clitch posted:

That's a lot of brand new gear to buy for a dick joke.

Some people will go to any length for a good dick joke.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Clitch posted:

That's a lot of brand new gear to buy for a dick joke.

Maybe she wanted the gear anyway and decided to do the joke.

Frankly I want the sick caulk holsters and I don't even have anywhere that needs a good caulking.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/NASAPersevere/status/1362416769755844615?s=20

In case it gets fixed

Altared State has a new favorite as of 09:36 on Feb 19, 2021

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
What did play when you click while it was still an OnlyFans video?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It appears to play a news report, but for some reason the thumbnail is onlyfans.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

OwlFancier posted:

It appears to play a news report, but for some reason the thumbnail is onlyfans.

Well how much do you like science? :wiggle:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I guess selling high res nude pics of mars is one way to fund the space program.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Pavonis Mons Pubis

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Well at least Mars is free of Venereal diseases.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Platystemon posted:

Well at least Mars is free of Venereal diseases.

You can't prove that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Beachcomber posted:

You can't prove that.

My dear Beachcomber, they're two separate planets!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Samovar posted:

My dear Beachcomber, they're two separate planets!

Rocks from Mars have been found on Earth, so...

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
The oldest Earth rock is found on the moon, so...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Remember when scientists found fossilized bacteria on a Mars rock? In my mid-teens it was a super huge thing, but no one talks about it anymore.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Remember when scientists found fossilized bacteria on a Mars rock? In my mid-teens it was a super huge thing, but no one talks about it anymore.

Sadly the consensus is that there just isn't enough evidence to support the claim

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

The Fat Swordsman posted:

Some people will go to any length for a good dick joke.

And some can't go very far at all.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Verbose....Des Moines....was, was Jastiger a Martian?!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's quite a good pun on phobos and deimos.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

IT STINKS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT, BUT LOOKS LIKE THE LOST DES MOINES BASE. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK ON THE SHORES OF HELL. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Pavonis Mons Pubis

Nerd Dream of the Olympus Mons Pubis

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Beachcomber posted:

IT STINKS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT, BUT LOOKS LIKE THE LOST DES MOINES BASE. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK ON THE SHORES OF HELL. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH.

Fake Name
Mar 6, 2009


"Han Solo, ha. If I'm around, you don't need that guy."

I'm sorry what was that about a gerbil?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Fake Name posted:

I'm sorry what was that about a gerbil?

smh you guys

http://www.chrispennello.com/tweller/

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kiq-yB5SFs

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