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MrQwerty posted:thats Tom Skerritt, who is also 10 years older than Joe Biden lmao You can't just explain my dumb jokes like that man, that makes me feel real small 
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May 11, 2024 18:46
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Failed Imagineer posted:You can't just explain my dumb jokes like that man, that makes me feel real small you can't let Tom Skerritt be the Vice President, he got cocooned like a LOSER then begged LIKE A DOG to be killed and it was  !
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May 11, 2024 18:48
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MrQwerty posted:thats Tom Skerritt, who is also 10 years older than Joe Biden lmao He was in Dead Man on Campus and That Thing You Do
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May 11, 2024 18:50
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MrQwerty posted:you can't let Tom Skerritt be the Vice President, he got cocooned like a LOSER then begged LIKE A DOG to be killed and it was I just saw the 45th anniversary rerelease of that in theaters with my friends and they didn't include that scene or the distress signal scene either and it was SAD
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May 11, 2024 18:51
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Donald Trump has certainly asked his advisers if he could pick Rambo as his VP
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May 11, 2024 18:51
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Toxic Mental posted:I just saw the 45th anniversary rerelease of that in theaters with my friends and they didn't include that scene or the distress signal scene either and it was SAD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like I'm a member of Congress seeing MTG take the podium
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May 11, 2024 18:52
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MrQwerty posted:you can't let Tom Skerritt be the Vice President, he got cocooned like a LOSER then begged LIKE A DOG to be killed and it was lmao
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May 11, 2024 18:52
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steinrokkan posted:Donald Trump has certainly asked his advisers if he could pick Rambo as his VP Steven Seagal would be an inspired choice. Wikipedia posted:In March 2022, during the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Seagal visited Moscow where he organized his birthday party, attended by many people connected to Vladimir Putin, including some affected by international sanctions. This has been criticized as a dissenting action that came amidst the growing international boycott of Russia.
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May 11, 2024 18:54
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Steve is a Russian citizen now, so it would definitely be an on-brand choice for "TRUMP"
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May 11, 2024 18:55
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MrQwerty posted:Steve is a Russian citizen now, so it would definitely be an on-brand choice for "TRUMP" If Trump ate poo poo, Seagal could end up as the first US Pres with American , Russian, and Serbian citizenship (and at least half a dozen claimed ethnicities)
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May 11, 2024 18:57
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Failed Imagineer posted:If Trump ate poo poo, Seagal could end up as the first US Pres with American , Russian, and Serbian citizenship (and at least half a dozen claimed ethnicities) How could that go wrong? Plus Steven is no stranger to the Criminal Justice system, he and Trump could bond over how unfair it is.
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May 11, 2024 18:58
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I was watching a thing last night making fun of Seagals show about how he's a fake cop and I couldn't stop thinking about how he and Trump look like loving cousins or something. Perfect replacement if Trump dies.
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May 11, 2024 19:01
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Infinitum posted:Post ITT every time you lol that President Trump asked the Guggenheim Museum for a Van Gogh, who told him to go eat poo poo, and offered him a solid gold toilet instead Didn't even give him the poo poo for him to eat smh Anderson Koopa posted:Steven Seagal would be an inspired choice. Steven was at Putin's inauguration this year too If you get a chance listen to the Behind the Bastards on him, dude is nuts
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May 11, 2024 19:01
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Anderson Koopa posted:Steven Seagal would be an inspired choice. VP, and a bodyguard, and a lawyer, and a diplomat - Seagal is qualified for all these roles, as a martial artist and a former totally real cop. He even has a history of killing dogs for no reason - he's perfect in every way!
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May 11, 2024 19:03
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steinrokkan posted:bodyguard maybe he and calamari could get into a winded old man fight to see who "TRUMP"s top bodyguard is
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May 11, 2024 19:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
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May 11, 2024 19:04
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Both trump and Seagal do things fatly so I can see this working.
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May 11, 2024 19:11
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wilderthanmild posted:I was watching a thing last night making fun of Seagals show about how he's a fake cop and I couldn't stop thinking about how he and Trump look like loving cousins or something. Was it this classic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc
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May 11, 2024 19:11
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you've been waiting months for the opportunity to post that
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May 11, 2024 19:12
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Steven Seagal, acclaimed actor, artist, and master of the Navajo shadow clone jutsu.
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May 11, 2024 19:14
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Brandfarlig posted:...Seagal [does] things fatly... https://i.imgur.com/6lBmSEV.mp4
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May 11, 2024 19:14
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MrQwerty posted:if "TRUMP" did to a person what he is doing to that courtroom chair, it would be considered a crime against humanity, or at least cruel and unusual punishment [nws]https://i.imgur.com/AVaa77Q.jpeg[/nws] TM edit: Editing out a picture of poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:20 on May 11, 2024 |
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May 11, 2024 19:14
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I would prefer not to see poop itt
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May 11, 2024 19:18
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Why would you post that. 
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May 11, 2024 19:19
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yeah that's gross man
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May 11, 2024 19:19
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Lt. Cock posted:I would prefer not to see poop itt i know Steven Seagal looks like poo poo but i didn't know it was that offensive 
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May 11, 2024 19:21
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If you are bored or need entertainment this evening/afternoon etc then keep an eye on Eurovision. It has the potential to go places. Loads of drama brewing.
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May 11, 2024 19:22
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If I ever get the posting brainworms that makes me literally shitpost, just perma me.
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May 11, 2024 19:23
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Tai posted:If you are bored or need entertainment this evening/afternoon etc then keep an eye on Eurovision. It has the potential to go places. Loads of drama brewing. Or you can just explain it?
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May 11, 2024 19:24
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Tai posted:If you are bored or need entertainment this evening/afternoon etc then keep an eye on Eurovision. It has the potential to go places. Loads of drama brewing. No, I don't believe I will
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May 11, 2024 19:24
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Eurovision "Song" "Contest"
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May 11, 2024 19:24
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i dont listen to any music that sounds like eurovision music why should i watch eurovision
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May 11, 2024 19:24
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MrQwerty posted:i dont listen to any music that sounds like eurovision music why should i watch eurovision Drama and nudity.
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May 11, 2024 19:28
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I thought they already had Eurovision and everyone liked Ireland the best.
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May 11, 2024 19:29
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Avirosb posted:Drama and nudity. drama is stupid and if i want nudity I can get way better nudity elsewhere without having to endure terrible eurovision music
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May 11, 2024 19:29
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Toxic Mental posted:drama is stupid and if i want nudity I can get way better nudity elsewhere without having to endure terrible eurovision music
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May 11, 2024 19:30
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Avirosb posted:Drama and nudity. steve albini died the other day that has been plenty of music industry drama fuel for me
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May 11, 2024 19:31
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Maybe I’m reading that wrong but “guitarists aren’t fascists” is loving hilarious when you have Eric Clapton walking around. And now you made me go down Wikipedia lane and realise that Van Morrison is all kinds of an assbag. That's sad.
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May 11, 2024 19:31
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Infinitum posted:Post ITT every time you lol that President Trump asked the Guggenheim Museum for a Van Gogh, who told him to go eat poo poo, and offered him a solid gold toilet instead 100% trump would have taken that painting. smart move by them.
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May 11, 2024 19:32
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I just saw this ad on Facebook promoting a "Christian Boy Scouts" alternative since the Boys Scouts changed their name and went "woke" according to the chuds. "Godly Men". *barf*
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