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Let us all join hands and give thanks on this holiest of days. You know who also gave people bread?
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Apr 18, 2024 20:56
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bedpan posted:this is my ufo head cannon. Earth is the one place in the universe where you can get good bread products and that is the literally only single thing that makes the planet special. Romulan ale, Klingon bloodwine, Earth Wonderbread
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Apr 18, 2024 20:59
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sharknado slashfic posted:Let us all join hands and give thanks on this holiest of days. You know who also gave people bread? me i bake poo poo for the neighbours all the time
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Apr 18, 2024 21:03
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honestly love making bread unironically two cups wheat flour, two cups white, teaspoon of salt, a half teaspoon of sugar in the yeast (i usually do a tsp or two) water, mix, knead a bit, gently caress off and bake six hours later. You're supposed to let it cool, but on the other hand putting some butter on a hot slice and eating it fresh is so loving goood there are few pleasures as simple
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Apr 18, 2024 21:09
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Justin Tyme posted:They like our bread so much because they're absolute poo poo at baking it themselves yeast dont rise in zero g
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Apr 18, 2024 21:47
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Riot Bimbo: Enjoys our bread
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Apr 18, 2024 21:47
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toggle posted:yeast dont rise in zero g only because rising would require direction instead it expands endlessly in all directions consuming all that comes before it into a superintelligent sourdough mass
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Apr 18, 2024 22:01
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mediaphage posted:only because rising would require direction Bread orb
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Apr 18, 2024 22:06
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Gene Wolfe’s green man but it’s just a dude with auto-brewery syndrome
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Apr 18, 2024 22:08
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Justin Tyme posted:Bread orb yeah maybe theyre not here because they want our bread theyre here because our bread terrifies them
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Apr 18, 2024 22:09
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Brorb
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Apr 18, 2024 22:10
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I graduated to full levain bread recently and I’m now an artomancer. Just effortlessly whipping up rye breads and pain de campagne
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Apr 18, 2024 22:11
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mediaphage posted:yeah maybe theyre not here because they want our bread The concept of flat bread is truly alien and unlocks the potential of sandwich technology. They can't fathom such a thing as their orb sandwiches can't contain fillings between two infinitely small point contacts
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Apr 18, 2024 22:11
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i feel like its a scifi trope that aliens have all sorts of crazy biotech/bioengineering but maybe an alien would come here and be horrified that we slop around in soups of microbes and use them to produce food and medicines
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Apr 18, 2024 22:16
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Ben Nerevarine posted:Gene Wolfe’s green man but it’s just a dude with auto-brewery syndrome this is the future evolution of mankind
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Apr 18, 2024 22:18
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Barry Foster posted:Brorb
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Apr 18, 2024 22:23
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https://twitter.com/stewartschgo/status/1781055224691495389?t=khGOxdCaHcBDbUF8KXDsmg&s=19 Lol, this dude is a tough follow
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Apr 18, 2024 22:33
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mediaphage posted:i feel like its a scifi trope that aliens have all sorts of crazy biotech/bioengineering but maybe an alien would come here and be horrified that we slop around in soups of microbes and use them to produce food and medicines Scornful sexbot, cracking knuckles: "time to bring the PAIN du CAMPAGNE" *multiple jump signatures detected leaving this sector*
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Apr 18, 2024 22:37
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Fitzy Fitz posted:https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-chief-says-secretive-china-hides-military-space-projects-2024-4 I wonder how long it will be before we have our first lunar military installations set up, with interceptors to destroy other nations rovers/landers. I'll say 25 years 
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Apr 19, 2024 01:00
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D-Pad posted:This is a Russian tank in Ukraine with EW equipment haphazardly strapped to the top and it's good enough to stop any drones in the area by knocking out their communication. Anybody telling me the US military doesn't have the ability to easily knock out human made drones over it's most secure airspace is blowing smoke up my rear end. I hear what you're saying but drones can fly preprogrammed routes while recording info internally before proceeding to a designated landing spot. It's not 100% necessary for man-made drones to have an active comm link with an operator, especially if it's bespoke military gear
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Apr 19, 2024 01:07
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Spergin Morlock posted:I wonder how long it will be before we have our first lunar military installations set up, with interceptors to destroy other nations rovers/landers. I'll say 25 years 50 years ago actually lol
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Apr 19, 2024 01:12
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Spergin Morlock posted:I hear what you're saying but drones can fly preprogrammed routes while recording info internally before proceeding to a designated landing spot. It's not 100% necessary for man-made drones to have an active comm link with an operator, especially if it's bespoke military gear Depending on the drone it can fry the circuitry & guidance systems. Hardened military systems that are light weight are pretty expensive (or used to be). Dunno how they handle it really, maybe slap some tin foil on that bad boy and call it good
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Apr 19, 2024 01:20
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https://twitter.com/Condorman6/status/1781118402469224545?t=vQZyS6Bin-GNZxqE53Ua4w&s=19 This tracks tbh Spergin Morlock posted:I hear what you're saying but drones can fly preprogrammed routes while recording info internally before proceeding to a designated landing spot. It's not 100% necessary for man-made drones to have an active comm link with an operator, especially if it's bespoke military gear Oh for sure, but there are other types of countermeasures as well. There's also always shooting it down. The point is there are multiple options available for disabling or destroying these drones. And any drone that is capable of deploying countermeasures against all of these methods is necessarily going to be large and power hungry which makes it even harder to smuggle here as well as hide its takeoff/retrieval point for a month. It also wouldn't make sense for China to risk their top secret super advanced drones for such an operation. Like either they are riskable and simple which means the military can easily put a stop to it or they are large and incredibly advanced which doesn't make sense to risk and introduces it's own problems as I've already outlined. No matter what road you go down it makes no sense.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:51
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[banging my fists on the floor, screaming over and over]:Good Soldier Svejk posted:
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Apr 19, 2024 02:09
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I wonder if someone still has the Italian UFO
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Apr 19, 2024 02:18
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I wonder if someone still has the Italian UFO It's somewhere in my mom's basement
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Apr 19, 2024 02:35
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Biden shot it down oops
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Apr 19, 2024 02:38
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Sleekly posted:50 years ago actually lol What is this installations capability
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Apr 19, 2024 02:43
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D-Pad posted:https://twitter.com/Condorman6/status/1781118402469224545?t=vQZyS6Bin-GNZxqE53Ua4w&s=19 Wouldn't want to have to talk about aliens, that's bad for the election odds Better start a global war instead
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Apr 19, 2024 02:59
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genocide joe: don't look jack
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Apr 19, 2024 03:23
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lol wait hold the gently caress up. according to Oggi Magazine, whatever the gently caress that is (could be italian weekly world news or some poo poo or it could be mega hard hitting investigations for all I know) Enrico Fermi, famous nuclear physicist and nuclear mechanics guy w/e, was part of the hands-on alien artifact analysis team while under fasc gov authority in italy He then gets a nobel prize for his work on physics but doesn't go back to italy, instead goes to america cause italy is too mega racist (eh *"little of this little of that" weighing hand gesture*) 15-20 years later after working with the americans to build a hell weapon of insane power, he came up with and popularized this "paradox" saying no aliens are around or else they would totally have already been here and def weren't lmao
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Apr 19, 2024 03:31
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https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1781135423303029022?t=zU_Ue9QZKttx9m5WXK3EUg&s=19
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Apr 19, 2024 03:33
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https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1781142660230553917?t=DOCwlOxe4ejNjW2REGQYaA&s=19
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Apr 19, 2024 03:34
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SniperWoreConverse posted:lol wait hold the gently caress up. mama mia...
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Apr 19, 2024 03:36
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for the People, by the People, uhh yea ok man
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Apr 19, 2024 04:01
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I asked the government to be transparent and they said no Guess that's that then We fought the good fight but they outplayed us, those wily defense dogs
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Apr 19, 2024 04:02
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Never trust a patriot
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Apr 19, 2024 04:05
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helta posted:https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1781142660230553917?t=DOCwlOxe4ejNjW2REGQYaA&s=19 Well done Lue, thanks
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