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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"A Sinister Plan to Abolish The Suburbs"

by J. Biden

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B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Lol that's the SAS guy who was working as an instructor in Africa when a hotel got attacked by terrorists and he grabbed his gear and saved a bunch of hostages

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

IncredibleIgloo posted:

It might only take 4 hours. Like, if I was on nightshift and Trump died, I would call and wake up some people I know with the news.

put me on your speed dial plz

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


While he was slurring, I caught "All done, bye bye". Anyone else hear that?

Weasling Weasel
Oct 20, 2010
The british guy sounded like a geordie who had been living somewhere else for a longtime and last 60% of his accent but every few words would just fall into Ant and Dec.

Lol at Biden is no good at flation... anyway, I threatened Macron with 100% import tax on French goods.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost
Newsmax up 42%
Fox News down 20%

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1789443918167265586


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1789443963532783853


(speech is over)

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Newsmax up 42%
Fox News down 20%

Lol did they show it again

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Jimmy Carter

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Brandfarlig posted:

Jimmy Carter

Who?? You mean Jimmy Conners??????

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

Brandfarlig posted:

Jimmy Carter

loving peanut farmer

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

free hubcaps posted:

Who?? You mean Jimmy Conners??????
Both of them.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Jimmy Carter is 99 and in hospice for terminal cancer, he lost his wife a little while ago. I have my doubts as to how happy he is

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Anderson Koopa posted:

Jimmy Carter is 99 and in hospice for terminal cancer, he lost his wife a little while ago. I have my doubts as to how happy he is

No more nagging wife am I right??

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


kazil posted:

No more nagging wife am I right??

:perfect:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/aliyareports/status/1789435508822561181

People walking out en masse in the middle of the Trump speech :lol:

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


I can confirm visual evidence of at least 2 Port A Potties.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/aliyareports/status/1789435508822561181

People walking out en masse in the middle of the Trump speech :lol:

I wonder how many people go to these Trump rallies as curious supporters (not the MAGA hootin' hollarin' psycho types) and then end up leaving as non-Trump voters because of this... because he just stands there for hours talking about snakes and windmills like a sundowning lunatic.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

PhazonLink posted:

do NJers even care about Christie, like havent heard of the fatass in weeks/months since he dropped out.

He was pretty universally despised at the end of his term, so no.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

AND THEY WERE LAUGHING
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1789457081927389453

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I think that Sebastian Stan movie on Trump will actually help out the Ol’ Don Man - trump is going to use screenshots from the movie in his Twitter ads, just you wait.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Ringo Star Get posted:

I think that Sebastian Stan movie on Trump will actually help out the Ol’ Don Man - trump is going to use screenshots from the movie in his Twitter ads, just you wait.

He’s gonna be convinced it’s actually him and that Hollywood was very smart to put him in their movie because he did a fantastic job, just terrific, all the cinema experts are saying this

Remy Marathe
Mar 15, 2007

_________===D ~ ~ _\____/

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/aliyareports/status/1789435508822561181

People walking out en masse in the middle of the Trump speech :lol:

All I see is 10 young men heading out to the parking lot to get high while most of the MAGA folk remain rapt. And a lady who knows how bad the traffic's about to get when it's done.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost
I know it's Eric there, but, anyone remember when Ivanca told the story about Don Jr, where Donald said what if grows up to be a loser?

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 12, 2024

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Trump using Roy Cohn as his bagman for a decade before literally abandoning him to die is a story more people should know. I'm sure his cult will write it off as a woke psyop though

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
Just a reminder that Trump is two-time Golden Rasbery award winner.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

Lammasu posted:

Just a reminder that Trump is two-time Golden Rasbery award winner.

remember that time he was in Home Alone 2

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Remy Marathe posted:

All I see is 10 young men heading out to the parking lot to get high while most of the MAGA folk remain rapt. And a lady who knows how bad the traffic's about to get when it's done.

I think the clip is reversed and those cool cats are moonwalking in.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

Steadiman posted:

He’s gonna be convinced it’s actually him and that Hollywood was very smart to put him in their movie because he did a fantastic job, just terrific, all the cinema experts are saying this

Definitely living up to Reagan's legacy.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Silly Burrito posted:

Very true, I see that too.

Trumpman is the least inspiring superhero ever. What even are his powers?

Able to poo poo faster than a locomotive, has the tallest building ny (after 9/11)

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

Remy Marathe posted:

All I see is 10 young men heading out to the parking lot to get high while most of the MAGA folk remain rapt. And a lady who knows how bad the traffic's about to get when it's done.

look to the bg, a flowing exodus of people crossing portapotty territory and going into that big sheetmetal structure

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
You'd think that someone getting laughed at all the time would feel a little shame.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Grey Cat posted:

Just keel over and perish already.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Shumagorath posted:

I’d probably get it to 1% of Baby Shark by myself

Trump just died....do do do do do do do do

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

loving Moron posted:

Trump just died....do do do do do do do do

no loving way

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol that's the SAS guy who was working as an instructor in Africa when a hotel got attacked by terrorists and he grabbed his gear and saved a bunch of hostages

Honestly it’s kind of sad to see him a Trump supporter. I know Sean Ryan is pushing Trump hard now and that guy was recently interviewed on his show. There’s a lot of republican support in SOF because republicans take the brakes off of them while democrats put the brakes back on. I think they also blame democrats for how sideways Afghanistan went, where they almost all served. I feel like they all deep down know the truth is much more complicated, and much harder to accept, but it’s easy to blame the people that are easiest to blame.

But Chris Craghead is honestly an incredible man. He didn’t have to, but he saw that hotel in Nairobi being attacked by terrorists and suited up, went in and cleared the hotel alone (also later had the help of two Kenyan guard officers) and killed the terrorists. He saved 700 people that day. He self proclaims to have had just a horrible, horrible childhood full of loneliness and abuse and being bullied and he joined the UK paratrooper force at age 16, went on to become SAS.

Chris Craghead told the same story about the man with the weird knife on the Sean Ryan show and it made a lot more sense then. He sounded very nervous at that rally. The story I still didn’t really get the full point of, but I think he felt like God was talking to him through the mouth of a terrorist for just a second, right before the terrorist went on to do bad things that he then ended up cleaning up?

Blind Rasputin fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 12, 2024

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I know that nothing matters but waving off a $130k financial crime as a personal expense to a porn star is as relatable as they seem to think it is.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Press F to pay respects to the late great Hannibal Lecter

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
if driftingmouse is somehow the first to post that trump is truly and actually dead it would be extremely hilarious on multiple levels

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

dee eight posted:

if driftingmouse is somehow the first to post that trump is truly and actually dead it would be extremely hilarious on multiple levels

Too famous for him

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