Toxic Mental posted:

Too famous for him

Frank Frank posted:

He IS a D-list celebrity though

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so was Trump before he was president

Renreeja posted:

look to the bg, a flowing exodus of people crossing portapotty territory and going into that big sheetmetal structure

Frank Frank posted:

(That’s the joke)

kazil posted:

Brandfarlig posted:

What if they suddenly flourish and become full, loving members of society?

They're not, but what if?

Itchy_Grundle posted:

I know it's a few pages back, but I just want to say that when he wrote this I was meeting my newborn niece for the first time. Despite all of this moron's vitriol, life goes on and there are good things in the world.

Itchy_Grundle posted:

I know it's a few pages back, but I just want to say that when he wrote this I was meeting my newborn niece for the first time. Despite all of this moron's vitriol, life goes on and there are good things in the world.

MrQwerty posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6lBmSEV.mp4

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive me if this sounds like doomposting:

But what if he wins this case? What if the Jury decides that despite the paper trail that shows how he paid Cohen money to give to Ms. Daniels, and that he knew what it was for, and signed off on it etc. that despite all of that, Trump is innocent.

What then?

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive me if this sounds like doomposting:

But what if he wins this case? What if the Jury decides that despite the paper trail that shows how he paid Cohen money to give to Ms. Daniels, and that he knew what it was for, and signed off on it etc. that despite all of that, Trump is innocent.

What then?

Itchy_Grundle posted:

I know it's a few pages back, but I just want to say that when he wrote this I was meeting my newborn niece for the first time. Despite all of this moron's vitriol, life goes on and there are good things in the world.

Silly Burrito posted:

Just think, both your niece and TRUMP both poo poo their diapers and babble incoherently.

Itchy_Grundle posted:

I know it's a few pages back, but I just want to say that when he wrote this I was meeting my newborn niece for the first time. Despite all of this moron's vitriol, life goes on and there are good things in the world.

PainterofCrap posted:

I just got home; had been in Wildwood since Thursday. Had my truck up on the boardwalk this morning, doing the car show with a couple of old friends:



They held us all up north of Morey's Pier (in the background). South of the pier they had a stage set-up on the beach about 100-yards towards the ocean from the boardwalk. Along about a 300-yard stretch of the boardwalk itself, set-up 8' high fencing covered in tarps:

https://i.imgur.com/qoorPjc.mp4

This was the crowd at 2PM



They had been coming in since noon. A lot of porta-potties. There were also two runs of fencing that ran from the boardwalk right down to the water, which is a good 250-yards. Yet there is a perfectly good Convention Center a few hundred yards south (we'll get back to that).

There were tons of MAGATs roaming town & the boardwalk, including a couple of flag-bedecked bro-trucks with extremely obnoxious horns. I gave them the finger whenever they hove into view.

Saw license plates from North Carolina and Missouri. Lots of New York tags. Most of the crowd on the boardwalk, though, looked like locals. There are only a couple areas of New Jersey that are majority red, and Cape May County is, unfortunately, one of them.

Also noticed a number of weird-looking people looking definitely out-of-place wearing well-cut suits. Got a real JW or Mormon vibe rather than Secret Service. Young Republicans, maybe? And pretty sure Scott Pressler was there: not too many 6'5" rail-thin pale fucks with long black hair dressed all in black hanging around GOP rally entrances. I wasn't stopping for a picture. The whole section of the boards there gave us the willies.

Every vendor was hawking merch for the event. There are a ton of T-shirt places, and like most of the businesses on the boardwalk before Memorial Day, they're usually all closed except a couple hopefuls. Not this day: every one was open and crap was being hawked everywhere. Some of this is because its red around here, but most of it was because, well, that's what beach resort T-shirt places do: They crank out what sells, and it's no secret that these rubes will spend freely. By the time the season officially starts after Memorial Day , I'll be surprised to see any of it except the odd shirt here & there.

I changed to a different shirt around 2PM, with this design:



The fascists were so out & proud I finally said, 'gently caress it." I hung out by my truck and...nothing happened.


Got back to the hotel around 4PM, and while waiting for the lemmings to pack the beach & clear the streets so I could head home, we shot the poo poo. This dude walking by us started a conversation about the car show & it turns out he was one of the guys putting up nearly a mile of fencing for this shindig. His company does a lot of business in Wildwood, including setting up chutes for the last rally here, which was held in the Convention Center.

Apparently the campaign wanted to have this rally there, but they left the Center in such a screwed-up state at the last one, they were banned from ever holding another one there. People were sleeping in the Convention Center, basically camping for days before that rally; they destroyed the bathrooms & left garbage & worse everywhere. That's why it was down on the beach.

Toxic Mental posted:

I bet Professional Douche is there. He's the only person I'd want a photo with.

PainterofCrap posted:

trump rally at beach

Strong Sauce posted:

how many diaps did you see?

Three Olives posted:

I know that nothing matters but waving off a $130k financial crime as a personal expense to a porn star is as relatable as they seem to think it is.

BrigadierSensible posted:

See? How many can you smell?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I acid washed my jeans once

Three Olives posted:

I know that nothing matters but waving off a $130k financial crime as a personal expense to a porn star is as relatable as they seem to think it is.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving Jersey

quantumwell posted:

Yeah but at least one of them will grow out of it

Frank Frank posted:

I lived in Wayne for a few years and spent a fair amount of time and both Belmar and Seaside Heights and all I remember about that time was $20 packs of cigarettes back in the early 00s, pretty good sausage and peppers that gave me the farts and multiple mouse-infested hotel rooms (in Seaside).

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving Jersey

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive me if this sounds like doomposting:

But what if he wins this case? What if the Jury decides that despite the paper trail that shows how he paid Cohen money to give to Ms. Daniels, and that he knew what it was for, and signed off on it etc. that despite all of that, Trump is innocent.

What then?

Silly Burrito posted:

Just think, both your niece and TRUMP both poo poo their diapers and babble incoherently.

MechaX posted:

Honestly if Trump actually manages to make it back into office, he’s going to personally ensure that a lot of people’s lives will get worse too

madmatt112 posted:

Oh you blessed blessed

MrQwerty posted:

to be fair, there is a lot of carryover now that everything is so loving dumb

eurovision in the trump thread, not so much

Agents are GO! posted:

🎵Eurovision in the Trump thread!
Eurovision in the Trump thread!
Eurovision in the Taco Bell!

Eurovision in the Trump thread!
Eurovision in the Trump thread!
Eurovision in the Gates of Hell!

Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?! It's my desire! It's my desire!🎵

(Apologies to Electric Six.)

Itchy_Grundle posted:

Dude--I am the furthest thing from a T-rump supporter. I think his idiocy is a threat to not only our country but to our allies and the world at large. He is a willfully ignorant charlatan, liar, and all around douchebag. I continue to be amazed and disgusted that he was the President and that he remains in the spotlight. He deserves to have a humiliating pants-making GBS threads stroke on national television, followed by a dumpster fire viking funeral fueled by rotten fish sandwiches.

My post wasn't meant to support him. I met my niece and thought, "gently caress, there are still good things in the world."

Posting this to clarify--not to pick any kind of controversy. Hope we're all good.

Strong Sauce posted:

how many diaps did you see?

Cat Hassler posted:

I gotta take a break from this thread because I feel like I’m losing my goddamned mind