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Professor Shark posted:Wait, who's the president again? Go back to bed Grandma, Hillary won, you just had a bad dream.
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Mar 7, 2017 23:11
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Thread I can't keep lying to Grandma Shark like this 
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Mar 7, 2017 23:12
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Svdl posted:My hands are smaller than Donald Trump's Why don't you run for president about it?
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Mar 7, 2017 23:14
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Arrhythmia posted:Go back to bed Grandma, Hillary won, you just had a bad dream. Can you imagine awakening from a coma only to find out Trump is president lol, put me back to sleep doc
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Mar 7, 2017 23:19
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Oh poo poo, Trump is PREZZ?!
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Mar 7, 2017 23:20
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Viruswithshoes posted:Can you imagine awakening from a coma only to find out Trump is president GodDAMMIT gramma heard you she's going to be freaking out for the next hour holy good god drat.
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Mar 7, 2017 23:21
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Arrhythmia posted:Thread I can't keep lying to Grandma Shark like this DO YOU WANT TO TELL HER THE TRUTH? Edit: oh, jeez i'll get the broom & wurther's orignals
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Mar 7, 2017 23:36
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Viruswithshoes posted:Can you imagine awakening from a coma only to find out Trump is president doc seriously why didn't someone pull the loving plug on me? I can't afford this health care now
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Mar 7, 2017 23:37
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if it was the night of the election and your grandma was on her deathbed and not expected to live through the night and she turns to you and asks "Before I go... who won?" Would you tell her the truth or lie?
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Mar 7, 2017 23:37
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Truth. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Mar 7, 2017 23:38
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Moridin920 posted:if it was the night of the election and your grandma was on her deathbed and not expected to live through the night and she turns to you and asks "Before I go... who won?" "The one you voted for  Sweet dreams"
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Moridin920 posted:if it was the night of the election and your grandma was on her deathbed and not expected to live through the night and she turns to you and asks "Before I go... who won?" depends, which grandma?
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Mar 7, 2017 23:38
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If it was a racist grandma a good prank would be to tell her Obama closed the polls and declared a caliphate
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Mar 7, 2017 23:43
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lolling at our first atheist president dancing like a white person in a church.
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Mar 7, 2017 23:43
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Kumo posted:depends, which grandma? My grandma voted for trump
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Mar 8, 2017 00:00
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Kumo posted:depends, which grandma? Hillary
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Mar 8, 2017 00:03
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Valt posted:My grandma voted for trump My grandfather wishes he could have, I think he's hoping Trump will invade to be honest 
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Mar 8, 2017 00:05
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unpacked robinhood posted:Hillary 
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Dial-a-Dog posted:No he said all the "Perhaps we should make it harder for people to get guns, as a way of lowering gun crime statistics." "Well, that'll hardly help! Everyone agrees, criminals don't obey the rules - that's how you know they're criminals!" "Perhaps the immigrants will try to enter the USA in dangerous and illegal ways if they can't go through the normal respectable channels." "Nonsense! We banned them, that'll definitely stop them coming in!"
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Mar 8, 2017 00:10
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Oh yeah that guy I forgot about him until just now when I saw this thread. lol
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Mar 8, 2017 00:12
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Gobblecoque posted:lol is that ben carson down the row playing on is phone Dammit now I want to see Carson wander into shot playing Candy Crush or Pokemon. It'd be like a weekly occurrence, during interviews and press conferences, and all but guaranteed when a solemn mood is called for. A row of caskets draped with the American flag, Trump for once looking serious, and there's Carson playing Simpsons Tapped out on his phone. At the end of the presidency a half hour montage of the most noteworthy occasions, please, is all I'm asking for.
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Mar 8, 2017 00:34
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does anybody remember like 2 weeks ago when Trump said, in response to Russia and how hosed up they are, "What, like America is so perfect?" and none of his supporters gave a poo poo? But when Obama's WIFE said "slavery was an embarrassing thing in our past" people were calling for her head? lol?
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Mar 8, 2017 00:35
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do u know jenny posted:does anybody remember like 2 weeks ago when Trump said, in response to Russia and how hosed up they are, "What, like America is so perfect?" and none of his supporters gave a poo poo? lol
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Mar 8, 2017 00:37
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do u know jenny posted:does anybody remember like 2 weeks ago when Trump said, in response to Russia and how hosed up they are, "What, like America is so perfect?" and none of his supporters gave a poo poo? Well you see, trump is a white man while Michelle is a black woman. Thats all there is to it, racism.
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Mar 8, 2017 00:54
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Son of Rodney posted:how is govnent formed I appreciate you, and the lols you bring
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Mar 8, 2017 01:07
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Trump is sure mad at immigrants for... reasons. A lot of angry white people in the country in general I guess. 
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Mar 8, 2017 01:12
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do u know jenny posted:does anybody remember like 2 weeks ago when Trump said, in response to Russia and how hosed up they are, "What, like America is so perfect?" and none of his supporters gave a poo poo? haha lol
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Mar 8, 2017 01:20
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I think nutters hate Michelle more than they hate Obama for some reason, I guess because she's a woman
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Mar 8, 2017 01:20
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Professor Shark posted:I think nutters hate Michelle more than they hate Obama for some reason, I guess because she's a woman She's more black than him, too.
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Mar 8, 2017 01:32
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the one two punch of 9/11 and electing a black man president broke people's minds lmao
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BombiTheZombie posted:Well you see, trump is a white man while Michelle is a black woman. Thats all there is to it, racism. She tried to introduce edible fruits, veggies and grains to their kids school lunches. 
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Mar 8, 2017 01:37
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Scary! posted:She tried to introduce edible fruits, veggies and grains to their kids school lunches. lmao I somehow forgot the incredibly insane reaction to that. It's as if she tried to give cyanide to every single child in America.
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Mar 8, 2017 01:41
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clinton got impeached for lying about getting a bj in the whitehouse lol
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Mar 8, 2017 01:42
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QueenAnnesDead posted:Cross-post from serious Trump thread: This is a lol of the first water. Goddamn
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Mar 8, 2017 01:43
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do u know jenny posted:does anybody remember like 2 weeks ago when Trump said, in response to Russia and how hosed up they are, "What, like America is so perfect?" and none of his supporters gave a poo poo? One of my mom's friends made a point of frequently saying "[Michelle] should go back to the plantation where she belongs" (the real side-eye goes to my mom for continuing to hang out with this friend tho)
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Mar 8, 2017 03:00
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Soundboz posted:One of my mom's friends made a point of frequently saying "[Michelle] should go back to the plantation where she belongs" (the real side-eye goes to my mom for continuing to hang out with this friend tho) lol wtf a couple years ago there was some dude out on 101 with a big van covered in anti michelle obama stuff, but like crazy poo poo like "MICHELLE OBAMA IS A TRANNY COMMUNIST WHO WANTS TO DESTROY AMERICA" and poo poo like that and the dude had signs and was waving them around and everything like drat dude it is a nice saturday afternoon and that's what you're doing???
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Mar 8, 2017 03:10
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Moridin920 posted:lol wtf Can you imagine the lols when if he gets impeached
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Mar 8, 2017 03:15
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839268048313929729 *cracks knuckles* *smiles sinisterly* *powerfullest govt in world is now third-rate gangster flick*
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Jesus Christ posted:clinton got impeached for lying about getting a bj in the whitehouse
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