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If he wants his rallies to stop being so low-energy and  he should throw in some modern classics, drop an obamna once in a while or something
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May 12, 2024 09:20
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MrQwerty posted:If he wants his rallies to stop being so low-energy and Maybe drink a glass of water, walk down a slope. The old crowd pleasers.
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May 12, 2024 09:23
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flesh dance posted:God, all these years I've been imagining him trying to do normal everyday household tasks. Starting a load of laundry, vacuuming a rug, washing up a sink of dishes I was genuinely kind of surprised that he knows how to drive, apparently.
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May 12, 2024 09:41
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Brandfarlig posted:The thought of someone requiring ID from a former president buying booze is very funny to me. Case in point... 
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May 12, 2024 10:04
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It's probably pretty hosed up being Barron Trump anyway with the whole absent and insane father thing and then there's the whole "your father cheated on your mother and then paid to try and shut it up then goes to court and the entire thing goes onto public record" while his 'defense' is basically" yes I paid her to keep quiet after we had sex but it was a legal expense". Like "oh it was extortion" ok well 130k is pathetically low for extortion against a "billionaire", like for a start everyone goes for a round 150k there but also hello, a million bucks please? At least then you have a better chance of them staying quiet about your weird dick and serial cheating. Also I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted "AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE SEX WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD! SAD!"
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May 12, 2024 10:58
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Also I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted "AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE SEX WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD! SAD!" he has said she's ugly so there's an implication there.
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May 12, 2024 11:35
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"and the sex wasnt even good! MY PENIS IS TOO SMAAALL*" *in the "I got idicted!" voice while holding his little palm forward fists up beside his face
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May 12, 2024 12:03
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Silly Burrito posted:
the piss taper is real
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May 12, 2024 12:22
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1789470350713012625
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May 12, 2024 13:27
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What the gently caress is this idiot talking about? What CVS has Tylenol behind plexiglass lmao
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May 12, 2024 13:31
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Big 'I just need a hit' energy
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May 12, 2024 13:35
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TulliusCicero posted:What the gently caress is this idiot talking about? It doesn't matter to them. As long as he gets to say angry things about "other" people and then blame that anger on some boogeyman...
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May 12, 2024 13:42
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Shumagorath posted:I hope his dying word is “Hillary” Will he be in the middle of an accordion hands?
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May 12, 2024 13:43
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lol at the chud who tried to say "let's go brandon" and wink to my cousin who ignored politics and just thought the guy was a literal idiot
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May 12, 2024 13:45
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1:01am 7:40am  Can't even sleep in on his day off. I wonder if it's because he got up early to help the kids make Melania breakfast in bed
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May 12, 2024 13:47
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I just looked at AP and this is their stop story. I wanted to say that, while it may be crude to revel in the schadenfreude, I love seeing these people who were previously acting like smug mobsters who thought they were above the law finally starting to get turbofucked
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May 12, 2024 13:47
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And the pharmacist said with tears in his eyes"Mr Trump, sir, Joe Biden said he would send Hunter to kill my famil if I sold you any aspirin"
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May 12, 2024 14:03
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Cat Hassler posted:I gotta take a break from this thread because I feel like I’m losing my goddamned mind The treasures are the minds we lost along the way.
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May 12, 2024 14:14
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Anyone with a neurology background here? Are you able to diagnose dementia based on public speeches given?
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May 12, 2024 14:15
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TulliusCicero posted:What the gently caress is this idiot talking about? Every single store in my area of town. Wally world, CVS, Walgreens, grocery stores, all of them. Allergy meds, toothpaste, body wash, dryer sheets, everything. Eric Trump has never seen that, though.
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May 12, 2024 14:16
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Eric got banned from CVS and thinks dark brandon did it
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May 12, 2024 14:20
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Alan Smithee posted:Eric got banned from CVS and thinks dark brandon did it What was he caught stealing?
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May 12, 2024 14:20
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he claimed electrical infetterance
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May 12, 2024 14:21
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Alan Smithee posted:he claimed electrical infetterance He winked at me when he said it
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May 12, 2024 14:22
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Alan Smithee posted:he claimed electrical infetterance 
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May 12, 2024 14:25
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pixaal posted:What was he caught stealing? oh what https://twitter.com/CateMartel/status/789539356793040896
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May 12, 2024 14:26
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lol that Eric Trump is so lame that he can’t even crime at the level of his dad.
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May 12, 2024 14:35
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In a way, it's good branding for a party with zero ideas. This is not Eric's idea by any means, but this tactic by the Republicans is effective on some to essentially correlate all of life's little daily frustrations with Democrats, such that when it's time to vote, well, you hate all that stuff, so let's try (R). Some of the critiques might even be based on some merit - inflation for example.
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May 12, 2024 14:37
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....that ain't lemonade.
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May 12, 2024 14:39
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Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome ex-POTUS?
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May 12, 2024 14:40
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Anderson Koopa posted:I can confirm visual evidence of at least 2 Port A Potties. They were both completely full within the first seven minutes of trump speaking. There was no way to fit anymore poo poo in there.
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May 12, 2024 14:42
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome ex-POTUS? CONFLICTED! BIASSED! MISTRIAL!!
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May 12, 2024 14:45
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May 12, 2024 14:45
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So who's the black guy?
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May 12, 2024 14:50
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lol what was he speaking about?
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May 12, 2024 14:50
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Infinitum posted:So who's the black guy? slandergoose posted:lol what was he speaking about?
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May 12, 2024 14:52
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Infinitum posted:So who's the black guy? Lawrence Taylor, an NFL "Linebacker" from the 80s / 90s. He was one of the first pass rush specialists (guy whose job it is to get after the QB). He also did everything else at an extremely high level. He has had a regrettable life outside of football with cocaine addiction, and sexual assault charges leveled against him. He actually caused NFL coaches to more highly value tackle prospects, and add in some scheme changes like chip blocking. He also broke a guy's leg on National TV so badly that the guy never played in the NFL again.
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May 12, 2024 14:54
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Realised I should have worded that joke better 
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May 12, 2024 14:56
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Infinitum posted:Realised I should have worded that joke better I thought it was funny.
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May 12, 2024 14:59
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Anderson Koopa posted:He also broke a guy's leg on National TV so badly that the guy never played in the NFL again. This was also responsible for the creation of policies regarding instant replay, a new technology at the time. Because they showed it over and over and over and over again. Also Joe Theismann beat Donald "TRUMP" at golf lol MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 12, 2024 |
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May 12, 2024 15:02
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