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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/45tqck/updated_cig_forum_rules/d00prke

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Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

HAHAHA

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

FrankieGoes posted:

Lol, remember the massive list of poo poo they expected for 2.2 and they got essentially none of it?

The defining code-based feature in 2.2 is the one they pulled OUT of 2.1 on Test because it was too laughably broken, even by CIG standards & even now that it does pass muster it still contains "rare issues such as permanent ragdoll and death."

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beet Wagon posted:

If they ever do manage to fart that thing into the PU the jank is going to be loving biblical

Can't wait for the Aurora ramming it off the pad videos.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

Not everyone's had a payday recently, I'm smack dab inbetween mine (not that I want to buy a $300 ticket to the shitshow anyway lol) but I am surprised to see this sale doing so poorly, especially because there's ALSO a sale going on every currently flyable ship. Theoretically if there were more room in the market, you'd see people finally grabbing that M50 or whatever that they've always wanted.


Oh that's got avatar written all over it. I still need to "pay-it-forward" for my fantastic Gary av that someone got me.

I was going to buy this ship but my tax return got confiscated due to my student loans being in default, and CPS finally gave me my daughter back (after taking her away when she fainted at school due to malnutrition because we hadnt had any groceries for a while due to my Idris purchase), so I guess I should probably buy some food for her or something. Eh, gently caress it, they probably fed her real good at the orphanage, she should be able to live off that until payday.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





FrankieGoes posted:

I was going to buy this ship but my tax return got confiscated due to my student loans being in default, and CPS finally gave me my daughter back (after taking her away when she fainted at school due to malnutrition because we hadnt had any groceries for a while due to my Idris purchase), so I guess I should probably buy some food for her or something. Eh, gently caress it, they probably fed her real good at the orphanage, she should be able to live off that until payday.

Dude, don't be irresponsible - just go take out a payday loan!


Colostomy Bag posted:

Can't wait for the Aurora ramming it off the pad videos.

"Oh uh oops, it's not that our poo poo's hosed, it's just we forgot to enter a value for mass..."

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



runsamok posted:

The defining code-based feature in 2.2 is the one they pulled OUT of 2.1 on Test because it was too laughably broken, even by CIG standards & even now that it does pass muster it still contains "rare issues such as permanent ragdoll and death."

Actually


:v:

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Star Citizen: Uncomfortable poo poo

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

LMAO

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





How many pages has it been since someone said Shart Shitizen?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Dug through an old thread looking for funding screenshots of the Reliant sale, only took a daily one, but might be interesting in a few days.



Also found these that some new posters might not have seen.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733gk4k0eXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZHElERa0JA

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

Dude, don't be irresponsible - just go take out a payday loan!

I already maxed out at all those places, so I could build a $2500 rig for SC, three years in advance of SC even having a prayer of being out.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:

How many pages has it been since someone said Shart Shitizen?

I don't know. Derek, when did you last post?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Star Citizen: The Matryoshka Doll Of Stealing Money From Idiots

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





that last sentence is amazing

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

A Neurotic Jew posted:



note the little black smudge representing the Starfarer, then turn your head to the sky and laugh.

I'm just picturing taking one of the larger ships and repeatedly smashing it every launch pad at once. I'm guessing that there's no sort of plan over at CIG to deal with that sort of greifing.

Of course, the chances that even the Starfarer are going to make it into the game (or that there will be a actual game) are so slim as to be non-existent.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

AP posted:

Dug through an old thread looking for funding screenshots of the Reliant sale, only took a daily one, but might be interesting in a few days.



Also found these that some new posters might not have seen.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733gk4k0eXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZHElERa0JA

AstarJoe is a loving moron.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

FrankieGoes posted:

AstarJoe is a loving moron.

It's r/bitcoin, they've all morons, some of them think Star Citizen is a scam though.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

I wish that scene was in fireproof. :(

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Like I said the other day, Cymelion is not really that smart.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
So this is Jared standing in front of the seats in the cockpit, staring out in fp view:



Better have a stack of 4k monitors to add up to a decent view

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

AP posted:

Link to time?
Oops-- sorry I missed this. Let me try to find it.

Neutron Bandit
Apr 28, 2008

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

So this is Jared standing in front of the seats in the cockpit, staring out in fp view:



Better have a stack of 4k monitors to add up to a decent view

They had to have made this as a joke. This was a ship specifically made for this thread.

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.


Thanks I knew this sheet was roaming around somewhere, I had seen it before, but not in a while, I've got it bookmarked now.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Neutron Bandit posted:

They had to have made this as a joke. This was a ship specifically made for this thread.

Did you all notice that the Starfarer is missing something? It has no stairs in the cockpit. they might be in short supply at the moment. That Xi ship also had only 50% chairs. We're now at 0% chairs.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tank Boy Ken posted:

Did you all notice that the Starfarer is missing something? It has no stairs in the cockpit. they might be in short supply at the moment. That Xi ship also had only 50% chairs. We're now at 0% chairs.

It's like the early 80's when buying a new car. Floor mats were optional.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Asema posted:

Reddit comments are usually filth but the only two comment threads are downvoted to oblivion for not being positive towards this lovely scam:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/4az8w1/star_citizens_squadron_42_behind_the_scenes_andy/

I lost 200 karma once in a single post about how star citizen was a scam in that subreddit.

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare


edit:



:smithicide:

Neutron Bandit
Apr 28, 2008


Star Citizen won't be remotely as finished as Metal Gear Solid 5

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Mr.Tophat posted:

Also, Toops, do you still need voice work at all? I've got a SM57 and an audio interface. I'm also British, and I can offer some posh voices if you like. Don't want to step on anyone's toes, but if the AI is broken, then you could have a few changes in the AI's voice spliced together at particularly broken point.

Hey man, thanks for offering. I'm honestly still sorting out the script, so I'm not gonna say no. It's the kind of thing I could just write up and get people to voice, but behind the script really lies the scope of the project, and I'm still working out how far I want any "single player campaign-ey" stuff to go. I've been working on the legitimate roadmap for a couple days now between coding sessions, but I have a good chunk of time allotted this weekend to lock in the feature list. Once I have a better sense of the characters and can commit to how they will fit into the game, I'll be able to give you a definitive answer.

Hope that's an adequate answer for now, feel free to email/PM me for a more detailed discussion. I was busy stomping mudholes in people's asses today at work. NOT a good week on the real job front.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






"I can definitely see a future demand for having people in the game who can translate for us common folk."

You can see a demand for video game translators? Jesus Christ dude, at least the loving dorks who learned Klingon and Elvish don't have the balls to say they think those skills will be marketable.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Toops posted:

Hey man, thanks for offering. I'm honestly still sorting out the script, so I'm not gonna say no. It's the kind of thing I could just write up and get people to voice, but behind the script really lies the scope of the project, and I'm still working out how far I want any "single player campaign-ey" stuff to go. I've been working on the legitimate roadmap for a couple days now between coding sessions, but I have a good chunk of time allotted this weekend to lock in the feature list. Once I have a better sense of the characters and can commit to how they will fit into the game, I'll be able to give you a definitive answer.

Hope that's an adequate answer for now, feel free to email/PM me for a more detailed discussion. I was busy stomping mudholes in people's asses today at work. NOT a good week on the real job front.

Please give me sandbox access so I can shoot some footage, I emailed you :)

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Colostomy Bag posted:

It's like the early 80's when buying a new car. Floor mats were optional.

Buying a new car is a better "investment" though

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

You sure they aren't hiding in a post box or bin?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

happyhippy posted:

You sure they aren't hiding in a post box or bin?

they kinda are but they call it a ship for some reason

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

they kinda are but they call it a ship for some reason

Could be footage from that nutball that wanted to hide in crates.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Peven Stan posted:

I lost 200 karma once in a single post about how star citizen was a scam in that subreddit.

That happened to me once there, when i've posted about Bioshock Infinite being a daft, hollow, underdelivering little game.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

So this is Jared standing in front of the seats in the cockpit, staring out in fp view:



Better have a stack of 4k monitors to add up to a decent view

No, guys, you misunderstood, that's JARED's view.
The cap and the beard are obscuring most of it, but the simulation is accurate.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
While the viewport takes only 34% of screen height at the edges, it fills up all of 24% at the middle

:wtchris:

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless







e:

Jonny Nox posted:

pretty sure there is not a single thing about that image I don't hate.

There are always more and they always wear fedoras.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Mar 19, 2016

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