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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE
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neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

I think a director's chair would have been the better option when George gave the security guard that seat at the department store.

I agree with this. Also that if we had those Jetson's automated walkways we could be zipping around everywhere.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MrXmas posted:

No way, the best chair is a bar stool. There's no way to fall asleep on a bar stool, but it still lets you rest your legs.

You clearly don't drink enough.

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MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

DrBouvenstein posted:

You clearly don't drink enough.

I said a bar stool, not a bar stool and a bar.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Blackberry, boysenberry..

Boysenberry, huckleberry..

Huckleberry, raspberry..

Raspberry, strawberry..

Strawberry, cranberry..

...peach.

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emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

 Kasha?

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strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

penismightier posted:

We need a gif of George's hand gesture on "Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"
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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Capt. Sticl posted:

How could you forget: The Human Fund: Money For People.

If you want to give something back how about starting with the $20,000

But he was going to be a philanthropist!


A kick rear end philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me...and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!

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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

 Watching The Soup today reminded me of how great the Seinfeld/Bania interaction is. Every time Jerry does that long pause when Kenny says something (like this phone call), it cracks me up. Bania might be my favorite minor character alongside Puddy.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Kramer: I can't believe you're giving him this!

Bania: And I don't even want anything for it :haw:

I'd love a gif of Bania's face in this scene and then the cut to Jerry. Amazing.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat gently caress :colbert:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Riptor posted:

MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!

Haha, I just watched this episode last night. Leo and Morty getting into a big argument about it that night at dinner was great too.

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stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

potee posted:

Cheapness is not a sense.

You're very... careful with money.

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Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole
Cartwright! Caaartwright!

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strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Ehud posted:

I'd love a gif of Bania's face in this scene and then the cut to Jerry. Amazing.

That Bania smile is amazing :haw:



\/\/ high five!

strap on revenge fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Jul 24, 2012

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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

 I love you david puddy

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 "What are their names?"


"...Snoopy and Prickly Pete!"

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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
TWO solariums?!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Alright, we're taking it up a notch!

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

 You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

penismightier posted:

But he's huge.

I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-lookin' ones, too!

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notsoape
Jul 19, 2009

WWDD?
It had no face, no... personality :shobon:

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

notsoape posted:

It had no face, no... personality :shobon:

Who cares about eyebrows?

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I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

 Well I was shaving. And I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, gone.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

Who cares about eyebrows?

Is there a pinkish hue?

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Is there a pinkish hue?
You think she's attractive. Right?

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

david puddy posted:

That Bania smile is amazing :haw:



\/\/ high five!

Amazing. Everything you need to know about Jerry, Bania, and their relationship is in this gif.

Thanks david puddy :unsmith:

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MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
 All I could think of when I was looking at her face was Newman found this unacceptable.

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piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



 How does the actor behind Bania not get more work? He is so drat funny as Bania and to me always felt like a reborn Jack Lemmon.

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Natalya Fartz posted:

Well I was shaving. And I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, gone.

Look at it! Look at it!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

notsoape posted:

It had no face, no... personality :shobon:

...it SHRINKS!?!
Like a frightened turtle!

The day after that episode aired, all the girls in school kept asking the guys if it was true :3:

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

piratepilates posted:

How does the actor behind Bania not get more work? He is so drat funny as Bania and to me always felt like a reborn Jack Lemmon.

This is a hilarious comparison I somehow never thought of myself.

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neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

stratdax posted:

You're very... careful with money.

CHEAP!? YOU THINK I'M CHEAP!?

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

neoboman posted:

CHEAP!? YOU THINK I'M CHEAP!?
Well, look whos having dinner at six o clock!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

neoboman posted:

CHEAP!? YOU THINK I'M CHEAP!?

We're not getting a Penthouse Forum!

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

We're not getting a Penthouse Forum!

"I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. A few days ago, my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive our new neighbor Linda was..."

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. A few days ago, my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive our new neighbor Linda was..."

"...well of course I noticed it too, with those ample breasts and pouty lips. I don't have to tell you she was a knockout..."

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Have you all gone mad!?

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atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
It's Michael Richards' birthday! :toot: 63 today

Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Funny guy huh? :smug:

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prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Eric the Clown is Jon Favreau, who knew?

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