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there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:30 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 16:59 |
Lpzie posted:there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows. What? Nah mate, the kids these days are awesome It's the Generation(s) Lead who were all hosed up in the brain
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:03 |
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Lpzie posted:there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows. higher co2 levels in the air make it more difficult for lungs to rid a body of its own co2. we are all living in the global equivalent of a stuffy room and it keeps getting worse
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:41 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:higher co2 levels in the air make it more difficult for lungs to rid a body of its own co2. we are all living in the global equivalent of a stuffy room and it keeps getting worse I want to live in a climate controlled, hermetically sealed habitat far away from the world
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:58 |
Lpzie posted:there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows. hey nice theory. for a clown at the circus
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:32 |
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Tighclops posted:I want to live in a climate controlled, hermetically sealed habitat far away from the world I want this but on earth
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:42 |
Tighclops posted:I want to live in a climate controlled, hermetically sealed habitat far away from the world When I can't sleep I imagine I'm in one of these, in orbit around Jupiter Far far far away from anyone
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:47 |
i can get almost a gig down over 5g now the kids are getting a firmware update
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:10 |
Lpzie posted:there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows. frfr, no cap
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:21 |
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Lpzie posted:there's something in the air that's lowering the average iq every generation. for what purpose? only god knows. I think its just CO2 and microplastics.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:33 |
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 17:12 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:29 |
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I blame corn. Obesity started to balloon up once that corn poo poo was used as the sweetener. Your body doesn't know what to do with it and you don't get satiated in either your sweet craving or hunger and you have lower overall energy which creates a more sedentary lifestyle. You just need to buy my book to find out more things THEY don't want you to know.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:32 |
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 17:12 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:35 |
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Houle posted:I blame corn. Obesity started to balloon up once that corn poo poo was used as the sweetener. Your body doesn't know what to do with it and you don't get satiated in either your sweet craving or hunger and you have lower overall energy which creates a more sedentary lifestyle. You just need to buy my book to find out more things THEY don't want you to know. nah hfcs is only about 5% more fructose than plain sugar. as a population we all eat (and drink!) a poo poo ton of food even when our lifestyles mean we shouldnt
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:39 |
I think where hfc is special is that it's so freaking cheap to produce that it shows up in all kinds of stuff that should not be sweetened, like, at all. Like thread favorite subject bread!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:42 |
I was baffled the first time I went to the US and ate cheap white bread It tasted about as sweet as cake! And not very nice cake either!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:55 |
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love our corn
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:57 |
corn is weird as heck it's a grain like wheat but the seeds are all wet and squishy? it's also freaking huge? corn is a lovecraftian crop
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:00 |
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Rudeboy Detective posted:corn is weird as heck I mean that's after centuries of artificial selection and intentional genetic modification. So it's more of a cronenbergian crop
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:10 |
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Maize is good but white invaders hosed it up by not always nixtamilizing
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:10 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm so sorry, friend love and support to you and your family. Learn to play the bodhran anyway, in his honor, and weave good memories of him through the music you make with it. Our loved ones never really leave us. They are there every time, every place we look for them in our own lives. May he rest well, and his memory provide strength and inspiration for those who love him. Thanks so much! I lost my little brother to alcohol in 2021, and he always wanted to learn the guitar, and one of the ways I've been keeping his memory alive is to get better at the guitar, so I know what you mean there! Although, he'd be a little disappointed in me, since he built this high end gaming machine and was really into FPSes and wargames and stuff, and over the past year or so, I've grown to really dislike the concept of violence as entertainment, and I've been using this tank of a PC mostly to make music. I didn't realize that my uncle played the bodhran when I got one.. I told my aunt that I ordered one and she was like, "Brian plays that! He's pretty good at it, and he has three of them". edit: My uncle didn't drink. This was a complete and total surprise. My little brother did, though. A lot.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:17 |
Arepas are amazing It's not corn's fault
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:18 |
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Barry Foster posted:I was baffled the first time I went to the US and ate cheap white bread The average American is far divorced from the normal (which in this case is synonymous with good) state of bread. I remember I was talking to someone one time, and upon them learning that I make my own bread, they tried to turn it into a point of conversation by going "oh yeah, I've been thinking of getting a new brand of bread, because what I get right now starts to go bad after 2 weeks. Do you have any suggestions?" I didn't know what else to say besides I don't think bread normally lasts 2 weeks, either because of composition or because whenever I make fresh bread we just eat all of it in about 2 days. A lot of store bought bread here is enriched with fat to replace the water content and artificially expand its lifespan so that It can sit on a shelf for like 2 weeks before being taken home and being half eaten apparently.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:23 |
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A super sugary bread I do gently caress with tho: shokupan. Takes forever if you don't have a stand mixer with a dough hook, but it's an awesome tender dessert bread
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:25 |
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always be cornmaxing
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:26 |
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If you give a gray some elote
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:31 |
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Tea Party Crasher posted:If you give a gray some elote Forget that, give ME some elote. I mean, I'll share.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:44 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Arepas are amazing Arepas are rarely amazing. Get yourself a pupusa
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:03 |
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Barry Foster posted:I was baffled the first time I went to the US and ate cheap white bread i find this difficult to believe. this pops up periodically but even cheap white bread from walmart (it barely gets any cheaper) doesn't contain any unreasonable amounts of sugar despite what the internet thinks. i question whether people go there and buy weird prepackaged brioche. Tea Party Crasher posted:I mean that's after centuries of artificial selection and intentional genetic modification. So it's more of a cronenbergian crop most sweet corn is thanks to atomic gardening which is totally metal mediaphage has issued a correction as of 17:50 on Apr 29, 2024 |
# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:44 |
For the sake of comparison maybe go abroad and try the cheap white breads of other peoples. Just not Australia, I hear they put icecream sprinkles on it as a popular dessert.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:51 |
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the reasonable amount of sugar for bread to have, for most people in the world, is none
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:52 |
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Peanut Butler posted:the reasonable amount of sugar for bread to have, for most people in the world, is none i only put that there because industrial sandwich bread often uses a bit of sugar as a dough conditioner; it's not enough to have any impact on health or taste. it's fine. Rudeboy Detective posted:For the sake of comparison maybe go abroad and try the cheap white breads of other peoples. Just not Australia, I hear they put icecream sprinkles on it as a popular dessert. this may surprise you but i've lived in more than one country including france. their fresh bread game is off the charts obviously but even the french have pain au mie they use for occasional toast and the like and it doesn't taste much different than storebought white sandwich bread found in the us and canada
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:54 |
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anyhoo did anyone see this grassroots object tracking system? i think this is pretty coolquote:Hello UFOs community!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:06 |
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jrooti caught on cam busting moves: https://twitter.com/Hastychckenball/status/1784799273286087161
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:23 |
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helta posted:jrooti caught on cam busting moves: god damnit even the aliens dance better than i do
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:25 |
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helta posted:jrooti caught on cam busting moves: wow. a real alien.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:48 |
helta posted:jrooti caught on cam busting moves: this is real and also maybe a goblin/hobgoblin
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:53 |
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helta posted:jrooti caught on cam busting moves: I do the same thing when I notice a security camera. Maybe I'm a fae
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:56 |
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Tea Party Crasher posted:I do the same thing when I notice a security camera. Maybe I'm a fae what are your feelings about iron
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:02 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 16:59 |
mediaphage posted:speaking of birds and the circle of life This sweet bird is dreaming about orbs.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:03 |