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CLAM DOWN posted:extremely odd & weird question but for any of you who are O365/Teams admins (and I am not looking for any advice on my situation as it's personal and I'm intentionally staying vague) - is it possible to block someone on enterprise Teams somehow? No but I did mute and archive a chat from a particular user so I will never see his DMs again. He should've been fired for sending me abusive messages, but oh well
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NPR Journalizard posted:Gonna need a hell of a lot more than "probably" before I suggest we swap from Snowflake to anything else If you're in the situation where there is anything an internet stranger can say to you to make you suggest changing out your big-name datalake for a mystery box because they don't want to doxx themselves, you are already looking for an excuse to dump it. Edit: I mean, if you really want to talk shop over PMs or a Zoom call about what you're trying to do, I'm happy to rubber duck for you, but this is the shitposting thread. KillHour fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 10, 2023 |
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KillHour posted:If you're in the situation where there is anything an internet stranger can say to you to make you suggest changing out your big-name datalake for a mystery box because they don't want to doxx themselves, you are already looking for an excuse to dump it. hahaha, yeah, im just a lowly BI dev shitposting about wanting a solution to a problem. We arent going to be swapping away from snowflake anytime soon.
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NPR Journalizard posted:hahaha, yeah, im just a lowly BI dev shitposting about wanting a solution to a problem. We arent going to be swapping away from snowflake anytime soon. I hate to say it, but ODBC/JDBC drivers are kind of the defacto way to handle BI data access. SQL is a jumbled mess and there is no real standard for anything. I'd be surprised if there isn't a way to get a JSON object through some kind of REST interface, but then you have to deal with pagination (more than normal, I mean). I have no idea what Snowflake's GraphQL capabilities are, but if you're using Grafana or Tableau, might want to look into it. If you're using PowerBI, RIP and I'm sorry.
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KillHour posted:If you're in the situation where there is anything an internet stranger can say to you to make you suggest changing out your big-name datalake for a mystery box because they don't want to doxx themselves, you are already looking for an excuse to dump it. hey hey hey, this is more than just a shitposting thread, okay
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cum jabbar posted:No but I did mute and archive a chat from a particular user so I will never see his DMs again. He should've been fired for sending me abusive messages, but oh well I'm not gonna say its your fault, but I uh want to say that your name might be the problem.
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Internet Explorer posted:hey hey hey, this is more than just a shitposting thread, okay You're right, it's the shitposting thread.
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KillHour posted:If you're using PowerBI, RIP and I'm sorry.
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jaegerx posted:I'm not gonna say its your fault, but I uh want to say that your name might be the problem. not the right time imo NPR Journalizard posted:hahaha, yeah, im just a lowly BI dev shitposting about wanting a solution to a problem. We arent going to be swapping away from snowflake anytime soon. my advice is burn down anything still standing on an annual basis and try again. works for IRL forests, why not AD forests? FAANGs, i am available for consulting
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Jet fuel can’t melt AD trees
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jaegerx posted:Figured out my signature. This takes me back to the days where you logged into a BBS and they had the most beautiful scrolling ascii art.
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tehinternet posted:Jet fuel can’t melt AD trees 
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jaegerx posted:Did you miss last week when I tried to bring back finger? Years ago I did a /finger on someone in IRC -- god knows why, no one ever has/had useful information in there -- and they got very upset and complained vocally that I was "fingering" them, thinking it was somehow obscene.
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A recruiter asked me if I’ve ever done large enterprise system installs that can support 22k users. When the gently caress did 22k become large? Gimme 4 rhel boxes and I got you bro.
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jaegerx posted:A recruiter asked me if I’ve ever done large enterprise system installs that can support 22k users. When the gently caress did 22k become large? Gimme 4 rhel boxes and I got you bro. is 22k not considered large in the USA?!
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22k is large, jaegerx has skewed perspective
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The Fool posted:22k is large, jaegerx has skewed perspective it's a webapp.
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jaegerx posted:it's a webapp. you're a webapp
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CLAM DOWN posted:you're a webapp I'm actually openai right now.
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jaegerx posted:it's a webapp. it's large for an org for a web app though 22k users is an off-season lull for us, our flagship app has 1.3 million concurrent users at peak last year
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no, my penis is bigger
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Internet Explorer posted:no, my penis is bigger And yet you won't give me your phone number so I can show you mine.
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I wish my penis was smaller or non-existent personally but good for you IE
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Why would he need yours? He made it clear his is bigger.
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KillHour posted:Why would he need yours? He made it clear his is bigger. Are you just posting to get top 15? IE's metrics for responses has ruined us all. e: rackspace had that poo poo, you got points for closing tickets. Private comments were worth .5 points, so we'd just spam that poo poo in internal tickets. gently caress THE SYSTEM!!!! jaegerx fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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tokin opposition posted:I wish my penis was smaller or non-existent personally but good for you IE Have you tried working for a small startup? I hear a handful of users would do you wonders.
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jaegerx posted:e: rackspace had that poo poo, you got points for closing tickets. Private comments were worth .5 points, so we'd just spam that poo poo in internal tickets. gently caress THE SYSTEM!!!! Aren't you the one bragging about number of users???
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Internet Explorer posted:Aren't you the one bragging about number of users??? I wasnt bragging, 22k users on a webapp is 4 servers and a cdn with a s3 bucket.
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I'm pretty sure my rear end in a top hat coworker is being fast tracked to be an it manager and I will put in my notice immediately if this happens. I have never met anyone with less social skills or organizational ability. (My boss's title became senior it manager today, she was in some management training thing earlier this week, and we keep discussing potentially brining in a third helpdesk person.)
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tokin opposition posted:I'm pretty sure my rear end in a top hat coworker is being fast tracked to be an it manager and I will put in my notice immediately if this happens. I have never met anyone with less social skills or organizational ability. my ears are burning.....
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Won't you be surprised when they offer it to you instead.
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jaegerx posted:Are you just posting to get top 15? IE's metrics for responses has ruined us all. Managers will never stop reinventing "pay per bug resolved." Or, as Skipp and Spector put it, "Santayana be damned; those who learned from history are doomed to repeat it anyway, because of all the other idiots who don't."
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I just took a test for work, reviewing general Linux skills. They use it to gate access to production servers. Part of the test is fixing some httpd config and all that. The sample page they configured includes a few Something Awful specific inside jokes. It's always concerning finding a goon in the wild.
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Last year at this time I made $40k/year working for the fed gov as a hydrologist with a 2 hour daily commute. Today I rocked an interviewed for a position that pays $125k/year fully remote. Insane how quickly life can change
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Hell yes. Get that money. I wish a fed gov hydrologist was making $125k/year, but that's besides the point. Happy for you, that's some life-changing poo poo.
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Internet Explorer posted:Hell yes. Get that money. In terms of “making the world a better place” the hydrologist role definitely wins out. That don’t pay the bill though, no sir/ma’am
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I hear you completely. I've never worked for a company that I felt good about.
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App13 posted:In terms of “making the world a better place” the hydrologist role definitely wins out. 
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Where would I get started reading if I wanted to replace our in-house 20 year old fake Change Management system with a new ServiceNow implementation from scratch?
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This thread recommending a vertical mouse was such a great call. My hand has been fantastic for 2 weeks now.
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