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My personal policy, which is in no way official, is I'll make three attempts to contact you on three consecutive days, using a couple of different methods. If you don't get back to me it gets closed on day 4. Gotta have some common sense about it, though. I have seen helpdesk people close tickets about their email not working because they didn't respond to emails about it.
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Did I miss my tag?
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:20 |
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It was the first bullet point!
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Internet Explorer posted:It was the first bullet point!
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jaegerx posted:Just give me a 6er for fun. I gotta do some studying tonight. See y’all tomorrow. Pouring one out
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I see, you never put in your request. I got you. That's the last one. Sorry everyone else, unless I missed you, gotta hit up the store.
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Internet Explorer posted:I see, you never put in your request. I got you. That's the last one. Sorry everyone else, unless I missed you, gotta hit up the store. WAIT WHAT, IE I am real tired of my gang tags can you just put in a request to clear them please? Look I posted the same minute right oh drat I'm 2 mins off. Well do whatever you please. I never settled on a cool tag to request, I don't know if there are choices or anything. vvv: Leet Inner Light fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jan 12, 2023 |
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Here you go. If you use my referal link, Jeff gives me a cut. https://store.somethingawful.com/products/titlechange.php
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:28 |
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guppy posted:My personal policy, which is in no way official, is I'll make three attempts to contact you on three consecutive days, using a couple of different methods. If you don't get back to me it gets closed on day 4. this is how I approached it when I had to worry about tickets, but I am not longer beholden to the ticket queue i have user stories now
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Internet Explorer posted:
GANG TAG ME IE.
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Internet Explorer posted:Alright, couple of updates. IT runs on fuckery, you’re just being good staff by giving him the User Facing Experience
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Internet Explorer posted:Alright, couple of updates. I'll remember this on the SA mod satisfaction survey.
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Hello Team Lead I, a person responsible for communicating with end-users during software deployments, kindly ask that you, a support member, create an end-user guide for me so I can show it to the new folks I'm responsible for onboarding. You won't mind, will you? Thanks a bunch! PS: My boss thinks it's an excellent idea! CC: Myboss; Theirboss; MyDirector;
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Internet Explorer posted:Alright, couple of updates. Lmao please tell Astral that he's the best also lol at the bold
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Hello Team Lead Oh hey samesies Don't expect them to look at it for a week minimum no matter how long or short your turnaround may be
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CLAM DOWN posted:Lmao please tell Astral that he's the best also lol at the bold I don't think he's talking to me anymore.
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Got hired on as a senior systems administrator and Im helping a user fix their at home printer. Is your printer still causing issues? Yes. And now no response for two days.
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GreenNight posted:Got hired on as a senior systems administrator and Im helping a user fix their at home printer. The printer has become sentient and is holding your user hostage.
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That's best case. I'm going through all the oldest still open tickets and a bunch are from this one dude.
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GreenNight posted:Got hired on as a senior systems administrator and Im helping a user fix their at home printer. This is why I had to get away from anything user facing. No matter how far you climb, they pull you back in with the bullshit.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 05:28 |
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big same
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guppy posted:My personal policy, which is in no way official, is I'll make three attempts to contact you on three consecutive days, using a couple of different methods. If you don't get back to me it gets closed on day 4. At a previous company the IT folks would call you at 8:30 AM (before you arrived), call you again at 12:30 PM (when you'd be at lunch), then close the tickets out with "Made 2 attempts to contact user with no response".
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Internet Explorer posted:This is why I had to get away from anything user facing. No matter how far you climb, they pull you back in with the bullshit. The help desk guy has been in the hospital basically since I started a month ago with some kind of infection in his foot. We haven’t heard from him in over a week. Is he dead? Who knows! Sucks rear end and yeah I’m tired of end user bullshit.
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I'm tired of everyone's bullshit. Give me comprehensible requirements and a plausible deadline and then go away.
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GreenNight posted:Got hired on as a senior systems administrator and Im helping a user fix their at home printer. You need to send someone to the user's home with a hammer. The printer has gone rogue.
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Internet Explorer posted:Alright, couple of updates. We <3 IE
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Potato Salad posted:In summary, we're going to take 802.11x authentication in a friendlier "RADIUSsy" direction. https://www.americandialect.org/2022-word-of-the-year-is-ussy GreenNight posted:Email sigs are like SA avatars. perfect post/avatar combo. GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jan 12, 2023 |
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cheque_some posted:At a previous company the IT folks would call you at 8:30 AM (before you arrived), call you again at 12:30 PM (when you'd be at lunch), then close the tickets out with "Made 2 attempts to contact user with no response". They knew how to game the stats, you gotta respect it
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cheque_some posted:At a previous company the IT folks would call you at 8:30 AM (before you arrived), call you again at 12:30 PM (when you'd be at lunch), then close the tickets out with "Made 2 attempts to contact user with no response". Sounds like the support desk who deleted my admin account. Had to request a new one and specified in the ticket I'd be on vacation since if new accounts don't get used within 2 weeks they got removed again. Of course it's delivered during my vacation and removed before I got back. There was 0 communication on this, I found out after inquiring what took them so long. Had to put in another ticket and they never informed me it was delivered, so when asking why it took them so long they said it'd been delivered and removed again because I didn't use it. Jokes on them though. Kept billing full time while not being able to do jack poo poo. Hiring manager didn't care either "it's just how things are around here".
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It took me three months to get an MSP’s n-able access because apparently the only people able to create an account is tier 3 and they refuse to talk to anyone. They won’t call you and you can’t be transferred to them. So you put in a ticket and at some time roughly a week later they’ll create your account with no warning and you have an hour to activate it (god forbid it gets held up in proofpoint that they also provide) or else you’ll have to submit a new ticket.
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Looking at that list of the most frequent posters in this thread was a blast from the past. Totally forgot about DAF! The only one I occasionally miss is MC Fruit Stripe.
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Looking at that list of the most frequent posters in this thread was a blast from the past. Totally forgot about DAF! The only one I occasionally miss is MC Fruit Stripe. Daf didn’t change their name to IE?
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Extremely rude.
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Looking at that list of the most frequent posters in this thread was a blast from the past. Totally forgot about DAF! The only one I occasionally miss is MC Fruit Stripe. Midlne erasure (probably spelled their name wrong)
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Doing a bit of thread catch-up since I've been head down in that drat update project for the past 3 weeks. Which for anyone keeping score, it went great--on the back of good ol' Tech Company Crunch that has everyone up and down the stack pissed off and unfiltered. Love that the CIO has been sharing candids about his experiences in the C-suite here with me. Of all the 'executive' level people I know, I definitely respect him as someone who knows what the gently caress he's talking about and deserves to be in his chair. The others need to learn what "stay in your lane" means. And before I get into the quote stack: we found an issue that meshes well with the Gang Tag. Customer reported an issue, CEO and customer both glommed onto the idea that something automated was causing this because there's NO WAY REAL HUMANS WOULD MAKE THIS MISTAKE. The CIO, me, the QA manager, and the developer all swore up and down there was no way this was an automated process because we don't have anything that comes remotely close to doing what the customer and CEO thinks it is doing. It had to be human error, and we even had a very plausible scenario caused by a defect/oversight in one of the customer features that enabled this. A day of investigation later, we learn that something that should have been a one time process got committed to the code base to run every time the software update runs. So it was in fact 'automated.' Four of us are currently sharing a crow pie with a side of hat and shoe leather. Internet Explorer posted:what is this "api" you speak of?? It was US69, drawn up around 10 years ago, left on "Submitted" with no changes since 2014, and has not been part of our regression testing ever. Is this achievements for your car? Can I display achievements in my email signature? I want to display my "24-Hour Workday" cheevo so people know I don't value my time and my company is a bunch of slave drivers. tehinternet posted:I’m personally always grateful when someone tells me they’re an MBA in their sig so I know I can safely ignore whatever they have to say I have one MBA on my team, and fortunately he seems to know and acknowledge that the degree is a worthless slip of paper only good for impressing people who don't actually know poo poo. His dad is also the co-founder of the company, so I think he's a bit embarrassed about the implied/explicit nepotism. Internet Explorer posted:hey hey hey, this is more than just a shitposting thread, okay It's managed by a browser that was put out to pasture (finally) last summer. You have no idea how satisfying it was to strike "Internet Explorer" from my company's supported browser list. We have an obsession with supporting legacy hardware/software well beyond its sell-by date and every chance I get to force us to axe support for something is one I'm going to take. Warmachine fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jan 12, 2023 |
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Has anyone here heard or used the Arc browser?
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They sent us a Mac to set up and join to the domain. First Ive done one in my time in government service. Look at the instructions we have in our knoweldge site. First step is "Add the machines lan mac address to the 802.1x bypass portal" , this mac doesnt appear to have a lan nic nor did it come with a hub with one. The document literally says that I cant join it to the domain on wifi. Good thing we had spare thunderbolt docks or else Id have to sit on my rear end for a week to get one shipped to us to finish this
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Attention all IT wizards and tech gurus, I am writing to you in the utmost of distress regarding a matter of dire importance. You see, I was attempting to express my excitement for the upcoming gooncamp by using the most stylish and modern gangtag available, and imagine my horror when I discovered that instead of the gangtag, my avatar only had a single 'tag. This is a catastrophe of epic proportions, my colleagues will think I am unprofessional and out of touch with the latest trends. I demand immediate action to be taken to rectify this gangtag-less situation and ensure that it never happens again. I cannot express the level of disappointment and despair I am currently experiencing due to this gangtag-less disaster, and I implore you to take swift and decisive action before it is too late. I have attached a list of the gangtags I require for my immediate use and for future reference. Please, I beg of you, save me from this emoticon-less fate before it's too late. Yours in emoticon-less despair, tokin opposition
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Y'all are the reason
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tokin opposition posted:Attention all IT wizards and tech gurus, what
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