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gingerberger posted:Is the poop deck what I think it is? This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awwwful mess down there.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awwwful mess down there. *gasp* My toolshed!
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Everything Counts posted:*gasp* My toolshed! Hahaha we don't have an outhouse...
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They don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awwwful mess down there. Springtime fresh, winter white. What could be better? 
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jscolon2.0 posted:What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job I hope Are they offering benefits for you AND your life partner?
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Jerusalem posted:Are they offering benefits for you AND your life partner? Dental plan. Jerusalem needs braces. Dental plan. Jerusalem needs braces. Dental plan. Jerusalem needs braces.
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Jerusalem posted:Are they offering benefits for you AND your life partner? Not in my drat house! 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Not in my drat house! This family has had its differences but we've never had knife fights. I blame this house.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This family has had its differences but we've never had knife fights. I blame this house. http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716034957/simpsons/images/d/d0/Monkeyknifefight.JPG
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gingerberger posted:Hahaha we don't have an outhouse...  Oh God, STOP!!! 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Not in my drat house! Yeah! Hell drat fart!
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Crackerman posted:Yeah! Hell drat fart! We'll live like kings! Damm Hell rear end Kings!
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There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
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gingerberger posted:Hahaha we don't have an outhouse... Sweet merciful crap, my car!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This family has had its differences but we've never had knife fights. I blame this house. Family meeting! Family meeting! Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the quote thread. Now let's move on to the real issue: Writer Cath's hogging of the maple syrup.
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TMMadman posted:Family meeting! Family meeting! Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. I'm from Canada, eh, so they think I'm slow.
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BloodWulfe posted:There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. Young lady, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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TMMadman posted:We all want to get home to our families. Come on, children. Let's all go home to our mothers.
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Everything Counts posted:Come on, children. Let's all go home to our mothers. I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
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PT6A posted:Young lady, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Uhh, excuse me, professor brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works
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Everything Counts posted:Come on, children. Let's all go home to our mothers. We are home.
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Writer Cath posted:Sweet merciful crap, my car! You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes to move your car. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
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BloodWulfe posted:Uhh, excuse me, professor brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works By all means, please demonstrate
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Writer Cath posted:Sweet merciful crap, my car! These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:These are speed holes. They make the car go faster. Oh yeah... Speed holes... [With pickaxe] Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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TMMadman posted:We are home. That was fast. 
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Luigi Thirty posted:You have thirty minutes to move your car. Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the burrow of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Yeah. And then we'd get the chair.
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Everything Counts posted:Yeah. And then we'd get the chair. 
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TMMadman posted:Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the burrow of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense. And that's when the CHUDs came at me.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Yeah, then we'd get the chair
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Skeesix posted:Yeah, then we'd get the chair That's not what I meant.
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MondayHotDog posted:And that's when the CHUDs came at me. All I remember was giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or maybe it was a street corner.
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Yale could use a new international airport, Jerusalem.
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BloodWulfe posted:Yale could use a new international airport, Jerusalem. You flyboys crack me up! 
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Skeesix posted:Yeah, then we'd get the chair He's gonna smell like hot dogs!
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IMJack posted:He's gonna smell like hot dogs! Yeah, but without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
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TMMadman posted:Yeah, but without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. Needs more ice cream... 
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Elfface posted:All I remember was giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or maybe it was a street corner. I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing Elfface
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