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Coq au Nandos posted:Oh my god that post. That thread. Christ, it's better than I remember.
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Bad Wolf posted:If you think the Inklings didn't discuss Elf dick in great detail during their drunken evenings, you don't know much about human nature. I assume you mean something other than the squid kids of Splatoon, otherwise I dread the next Splatfest.
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Inescapable Duck posted:I assume you mean something other than the squid kids of Splatoon, otherwise I dread the next Splatfest. Yup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inklings
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 17:22 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Having your racist grandparents disown your parents and yourself: Half a lifetime of struggle
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 18:40 |
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woof, that explains a lot
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 18:54 |
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They say the best revenge is living well, but for quick and dirty revenge you can't beat a picture of poo poo in the mail.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:08 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:They say the best revenge is living well, but for quick and dirty revenge you can't beat a picture of poo poo in the mail. I prefer a more direct approach.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:26 |
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funmanguy posted:I prefer a more direct approach. It's difficult to get the right paperwork to get the postman or postwoman to light the picture of poop on fire and set it on the stoop but worth it.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:46 |
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I would probably me more freaked out to find a burned picture of ??? on my doorstep than a photo of poo poo just due to the mystery-factor, so you don't even have to go through with the setup. Unless you really, really want to.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:00 |
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Kobayashi posted:Because we live in the worst timeline. withak posted:I think this was a joke. TACD posted:Do you mean that specific display, the Amazon/WF merger, the 21st century, modern capitalism, the United States, or humanity in general? eschaton posted:Baryonic matter. MiddleOne posted:The creation of the earth by god. withak posted:Yes
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 12:52 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:being dumped is a lot like being executed, inasmuch as a big burly man in a hood does it to me for farting on one too many pictures of the King
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Turkeybone posted:Do dogs ripen once picked? I have a tree outside my apt and they're finally starting to turn.. some of the ones I pick are still a little green at the stem, but it's a delicate balance between waiting for them to be perfect and losing them to birds or the impenetrable ivy below the tree.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 16:11 |
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David Heinrich posted:For a personal life blogpost on it, I once had a girl I'd been dating for a couple weeks say she was fine with me going out with other people and loving other girls while with her, because she expected me to just drop her when I found someone better. This was after I brought up the "Hey, let's actually be exclusive" thing, and she made it clear she was fine with not seeing anyone else because she figured she wasn't gonna get any offers anyway. Same girl called herself worthless a lot, and while she was great in a lot of ways, the utter lack of self confidence made that relationship hard. It was loving depressing. Ride The Gravitron posted:Sounds like an easy way down the Hersey highway Barudak posted:And yet, at the end of it all youre still in Pennsylvania
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 23:44 |
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cumshitter posted:Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 00:00 |
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Probably doesn't work out of context.
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"ha ha"
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 00:21 |
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cumshitter posted:First off, my financial advise is actually good even if I have a liter of semen in my rectum.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 00:24 |
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Cumshitter is a national treasure and this is one of the best posts I've ever seen in this loving forum
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:08 |
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Bluh posted:"ha ha" Sorry, in context that was pretty clearly a joke making fun of how dumb racists would spin that picture. I can see how it instead might seem like a racist joke itself out of context. I'll delete it.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:16 |
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Liar Lyre posted:Heck yeah. CPL593H posted:Is he just blowing a saxophone into her vagina? I Before E posted:That's how you hit the Kenny G Spot.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:22 |
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this is fantastic
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:05 |
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i am the one who rocks
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:18 |
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Alain Perdrix posted:i am the one who rocks Not empty quoting this.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:49 |
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My post is part of the exchange that leads up to it, that's all I swear.Personal_Nirvana posted:"A bittersweeet ending" - GRR. Martin fruit on the bottom posted:Like the seasons, it turns out that time is also cyclical and that this has all happened before countless times with superficial variations.. After the Blue Eyes Wight Dragon is slain, it attempts to possess Bran but his warg powers enable him to shrug it off. Strom Cuzewon posted:The last survivor is Davos, trudging through the snow. He collapses, his frostbitten feet unable to take his weight. As the snow piles around him, two small shapes emerge from the blizzard.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:03 |
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I hate to deflate but that was an old post in TBB's "Bad Thread" for GoT around 2009.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:05 |
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What
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:07 |
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Oh. I-I see.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:18 |
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Not sure about the tv show since it's gone off the rails so much and I stopped watching back in season 3 or so, but the novels will end with Tyrion becoming king and Sansa, his wife, as queen. The rest will die once they have served their narrative purposes, as is customary in the series. Just kidding, it's obvious at this point the books will NEVER get finished
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:37 |
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Obviously this is how the show will end. Books too if they ever get finished.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:03 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Not sure about the tv show since it's gone off the rails so much and I stopped watching back in season 3 or so, but the novels will end with Tyrion becoming king and Sansa, his wife, as queen. The rest will die once they have served their narrative purposes, as is customary in the series. Yeah, he's gone the Tom Clancy route, growing fat on approved fanfic royalties.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:57 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, he's gone the Tom Clancy route, growing fat on approved fanfic royalties. Clancy has gone on the Being Dead route.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, he's gone the Tom Clancy route, growing fat on approved fanfic royalties.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:58 |
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As the AUG thread proves time and time again, you can always get fatter.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:56 |
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Platystemon posted:That’s it. Did the emote run over your dog or something? Avenging_Mikon posted:It's really loving obnoxious to use it when someone isn't actually wrong.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:As the AUG thread proves time and time again, you can always get fatter.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:05 |
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Man, use a nsfw warning if you're going to post something that hot
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:24 |
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Calibanibal posted:my grandpa fought w/ capt. america boner confessor posted:i am sorry about your grandfather, Red Skull
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:43 |
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We need an entire thread dedicated to that burn
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Kinda the perfect Avatar to be quoting that.
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