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Gatts posted:Why didn't the White Walkers and Night King just sail around the opposite side of the Earth and come up from the south? Is there a Wall the other way/side? Why didn't they fly on the eagles to Endor
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Dely Apple posted:Why didn't they fly on the eagles to Endor Cause Eagles can't breathe in space fool. I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS MAN! 
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Apr 23, 2019 01:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:They actually explained that. He's going to attack because he wants to kill the Three-Eyed Raven/Crow (forget which one it's called, Bran). Bran is the key to the memory of humanity, and NK wants to wipe humanity from the world. So killing Bran is like flashing the BIOS. So? Kill him later after everyone else on the continent is dead and a zombie for you.
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Apr 23, 2019 01:16
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Tyrion made sure Ned got home and Ned brought Lyanna home, so they're both definitely in the crypts along with the ashes of Ned's older brother and father, the body of Rickon, and probably most of the Starks before them. The only absentee Starks are Robb (lol wolf head) and Benjen. Catelyn, of course, is off doing cool Lady Stoneheart things with all her friends who are also just off screen.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Back in S2 as a show of good faith, Tyrion gave Catelyn a wooden crate which had Ned's bones in it so he could be buried in the crypt. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tyrion made sure Ned got home and Ned brought Lyanna home, so they're both definitely in the crypts along with the ashes of Ned's older brother and father, the body of Rickon, and probably most of the Starks before them. IIRC Ned’s bones were returned to Winterfell sans skull because after months on a pike on the castle wall there wasn’t much left to return.
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Apr 23, 2019 01:25
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It would be pretty kewl if all the previous actors were buried in the crypt when their characters died came back and everyone had to kill them and face them again. Like the Blackest Night event in DC comics.
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Apr 23, 2019 01:26
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Catelyn stark/ lady Stoneheart is going to ride in on the headless corpse of robbs wolf and defeat the night king in episode 6. Clocking it now
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Bran kills the NK with a Breaking Bad style wheelchair bomb made of wildfire. The NK dies, cut to Emilia Clarke giving an apology for her acting, cut to fake Sansa stripping on stage with Bronn, Jamie, Tyrion, and Davos musing below for 40 minutes. *"Whoop, There It Is" plays in the background*
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Dongicus posted:You are, with 99.9 percent accuracy, sexually attracted to computer components. Never reply to me ever again. He big mad
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ElGroucho posted:*"Whoop, There It Is" plays in the background* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UaU_Dzysc
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Apr 23, 2019 01:32
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So theoretically, who would have the greater right to the Iron Throne? Jon, son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. Rhaegar was never King but was the son of one. Gendry, bastard son of the last King, Robert Baratheon Gendaryon, the unborn son of Gendry and Arya Stark who was absolutely conceived last night. Also, lol that “Targaryen” pops up as an auto fill option in iOS.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Catelyn stark/ lady Stoneheart is going to ride in on the headless corpse of robbs wolf and defeat the night king in episode 6. Clocking it now I was thinking it would be pretty funny if Wolf-head Robb showed up to help take Kings Landing.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gendaryon, the unborn son of Gendry and Arya Stark who was absolutely conceived last night. His name is syrio snow/storm you son of a bitch 
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Wait, why the hell would the NK even bother with Winterfell? If this was at all based in reality, all the zombie army would have to do is put the city under siege and let winter do it's job. Bran will die of starvation eventually. White Walkers aren't worried about campaigning seasons, or morale, or keeping the ranks fed, so time is always and forever on their side.
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We don't know that. Maybe the army of the dead needs to sleep 22 hours a day and construct human remain art installations for another hour a day leaving only 1 hour of marching/fighting time. This would also explain how long it's taking them to advance.
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Gatts posted:It would be pretty kewl if all the previous actors were buried in the crypt when their characters died came back and everyone had to kill them and face them again. 110% chance that the shot of Arya running through the crypts, terrified, in the trailer is her running from Zombie Rickon.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We don't know that. Maybe the army of the dead needs to sleep 22 hours a day and construct human remain art installations for another hour a day leaving only 1 hour of marching/fighting time. This would also explain how long it's taking them to advance. That's true. I also forgot about burying skeletons to ambush crippled children.
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Apr 23, 2019 01:47
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I l ove brienne
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oh dope posted:If this was at all based in reality, all the zombie army would have to do is put the city under siege and let winter do it's job. Bran will die of starvation eventually. White Walkers aren't worried about campaigning seasons, or morale, or keeping the ranks fed, so time is always and forever on their side. I think this is why the living are putting their troops out in the field. They actually have to defeat the dead army.
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I’m fully and Unironically expecting a dramatic reveal that the corpse sigils are how they push winter to longer and longer periods to enable them to march south and nobody will care because otherwise why the gently caress else would they do that
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Apr 23, 2019 01:50
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Like, the Winter is Zerg Creep? It just follows them wherever they go so they cover the world in cold?
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Apr 23, 2019 01:51
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i hope gold kills zombies and jaime just goes around punching the poo poo out of them next episode
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Apr 23, 2019 02:04
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the stark crypt bonies will be good guy bonies, like benjen
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Necros posted:i hope gold kills zombies and jaime just goes around punching the poo poo out of them next episode He really should've had Gendry replace that hand with some obsidian claws or something useful
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Apr 23, 2019 02:12
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If only chainsaws existed in the GOT universe. Groovy.
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Supreme Allah posted:He really should've had Gendry replace that hand with some obsidian claws or something useful Obsidian? Jesus christ, marie, it's dragonglass!
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Supreme Allah posted:He really should've had Gendry replace that hand with some obsidian claws or something useful Dragonglass gauntlets would have been my first priority. Just one wolverine claw permanently attached to each hand. Also a shitzillion flaming dragonglass arrows.
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Apr 23, 2019 02:22
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They should just make a life like doll of bran but fill it with dragon glass haha
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What if Cersei doesn't die by the end because they won't kill a pregnant lady? I mean I guess I'll just watch Dredd if that happens. GoT actual good spinoff would be Hot Pie at the pub/in just doing drinks and foods and guests come and go.
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Colonel Cancer posted:They should just make a life like doll of bran but fill it with dragon glass haha I wonder what that would smell like haha, I'm just curious haha. I want to smell Bran. tangy yet delightful posted:What if Cersei doesn't die by the end because they won't kill a pregnant lady? Like Cheers only everyone is smelly and dirty and there's a bunch more murders. *Darkstar walks into the bar Everyone: "D-Star!" Hot Pie: "How's it going Mr. S?" Darkstar: "I am of the night." *audience cheers Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 23, 2019 |
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Zombie Drogo is going to pour a pot of molten obsidian over the Night Kings head.
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My prediction for next weeks episode: The battle is going badly, all hope looks lost- When suddenly Robin fookin' Arryn strides onto the battlefield like a Golden God... And he gets stepped on by a giant. (That was not giant's milk he was suckin' all those years)
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percent chances of dying next ep Grey Worm - 150 Jorah - 90 Brienne - 70 Everyone else - 20 I think the lannister boys are safest until they get back to cersei situations.
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Apr 23, 2019 03:08
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The little girl with the scarred face who wanted to fight is DEFINITELY going to die horribly.
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Supreme Allah posted:percent chances of dying next ep The Hound is safe, we gotta see the Cleganebowl. My guess is Bronn will kill either Jamie or Tyrion since he has to drag his rear end up north with that crossbow.
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Weaponized Autism posted:The Hound is safe, we gotta see the Cleganebowl. My guess is Bronn will kill either Jamie or Tyrion since he has to drag his rear end up north with that crossbow. I could see him trying and failing, just for a random shock moment, it would be bad and inconsistent characterization but that wouldn't stop it. Theons also getting smoked i forgot him
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Yeah but the stink wouldn’t be nearly as bad as this show
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Weaponized Autism posted:The Hound is safe, we gotta see the Cleganebowl. My guess is Bronn will kill either Jamie or Tyrion since he has to drag his rear end up north with that crossbow. Bronn ain’t gonna do poo poo. He’ll have a bros-befo’-hoes moment and not kill either of the Lannister Lads. E: Cleganebowl ends with the crossbow being used to impale the Mountain right before he rips Sandor’s head off.
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