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http://youtu.be/Og-UlI51Pjc Hahahahahahahahaha. (Game of Thrones RPG trailer)
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whowhatwhere posted:http://youtu.be/Og-UlI51Pjc Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, that game looks so incredibly bad. I don't know whose wise idea it was to sell the license to Cyanide of all studios. I imagine a lot of bigger/more talented publishers would pay out the rear end for it right about now.
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Mar 29, 2012 12:17
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IRQ posted:But yeah loving amazing, they're sperging about "spoilers" from that loving video game. I don't even think that horrible thing actually had anything to do with the books. Oh I guess it mentions a country named Dorne which is somehow a spoiler. I don't even know. Anyone who is that into the show and hasn't got round to reading the books yet can go gently caress themselves.
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Mar 29, 2012 12:26
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I for one, cannot wait until having a "Wild Cards" tag makes every single post I make liable to get me probated for the next quarter of a year because some TVIV sperg thinks spoiling him is the center of my universe. And that video game looks ridiculously terrible.  "Let's take one of the only fantasy works known for not being a cliche and make it into one overlong cliche."
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Mar 29, 2012 12:37
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mind the walrus posted:And that video game looks ridiculously terrible. Scarface McStabby takes issue with that statement. It's like they're trying to make a Bronn simulator and got everything wrong.
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Mar 29, 2012 12:45
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whowhatwhere posted:http://youtu.be/Og-UlI51Pjc Hahahahahahahahaha.
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Mar 29, 2012 12:53
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whowhatwhere posted:http://youtu.be/Og-UlI51Pjc Hahahahahahahahaha. It looks better than the RTS. So does bowel cancer, but hey.
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Mar 29, 2012 13:28
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Elindale posted:Wait ... Let me see if i've got this right ... so Winter Comes every 6-40 years, right? A season normally lasts 2 to 7 years or so, but it's usually about 3 or 4, I think. Winter and summer usually last about the same, and this very long summer and subsequent coming winter is quite unusual. The last time the Others invaded legend says the winter lasted for a generation, but if that happened it seems that it was probably because of their invasion and magic and whatnot. The Wall's never been used in a fight against the Others, but it seems that the very presence of the Wall is what's been stopping it, both by physical barrier deterring such an invasion, and by spells woven into the structure of the Wall preventing them from being able to cross. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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Mar 29, 2012 14:07
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Monty Python and the Holy Grail had more/better sets and extras and it was literally made for less than the show spent breeding and training the direwolves which ended up being mostly cut out anyways because that stupid breed can't be trained. Monty Python probably put more effort into drinking than HBO did creating that set. Perhaps they should get Terry Gilliam to do animations of the battles. I'd watch the gently caress out of that.
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Mar 29, 2012 14:37
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All these knights of summer... green as summer grass in summer.
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Mar 29, 2012 14:39
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Dendra posted:hello bad thread, i figure i should come back here to coincide with the new HBO season. Welcome back, Dendra! whowhatwhere posted:http://youtu.be/Og-UlI51Pjc Hahahahahahahahaha. Flash of side boob at 1:19. Those randy bastards. Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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Mar 29, 2012 14:41
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Nimec posted:All these knights of summer... green as summer grass in summer. The sight of green summer grass' summer greenness' arousal was arousing.
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Mar 29, 2012 14:48
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I can't wait for someone to assume my avatar really is a spoiler. Maybe I should have attributed the quote to Tywin.Nimec posted:All these knights of summer... green as summer grass in summer. Now I'd like Don Henley to sing The Knights of Summer. He'd even fit into the ASoIaF world, given the whole "nearly killed a 16-year-old hooker with quaaludes" thing.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Now I'd like Don Henley to sing The Knights of Summer. He'd even fit into the ASoIaF world, given the whole "nearly killed a 16-year-old hooker with quaaludes" thing. The Red Wedding, directed by Roman Polanski.
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Fog Tripper posted:Flash of side boob at 1:19. Those randy bastards. Finally, a game that appeals to the GuRRM's unique ... sensibilities.
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Mar 29, 2012 16:37
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IRQ posted:The Red Wedding, directed by Roman Polanski.
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Mar 29, 2012 16:38
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Well, GRRM is in Euro-land now. Lots of writing getting done I suspect. Football starts up in a few months. Looks like another productive year for The Fat Pink Mast.
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Mar 29, 2012 16:45
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IRQ posted:The Red Wedding, directed by Roman Polanski. Just keep him away from Sansa and Arya.
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Junkenstein posted:Anyone who is that into the show and hasn't got round to reading the books yet can go gently caress themselves.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Now I'd like Don Henley to sing The Knights of Summer. He'd even fit into the ASoIaF world, given the whole "nearly killed a 16-year-old hooker with quaaludes" thing. Nobody on King's Road Nobody on Dorn's beach. I feel it in my bowls The winter's within reach Empty bladder, empty colon The gas is building up I'm flying on a dragon Though I don't know where to go But I can feel you The brown poop runnin down my buns You got your pubes combed back and your period flowing on baby I can tell you my shits from berries will be so strong After the shits from the summer have gone. Ba na na na nan na na na Ba nana nana na
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Mar 29, 2012 18:27
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We can only hope a Supernatural-style "SOON" preview is part of the new season, just to further enrage TVIV.
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Mar 29, 2012 18:27
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I've never even read the books, I just read chapter summaries in Tower of the Hand because gently caress reading I am a man
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Mar 29, 2012 20:26
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I had my servants act out all the important scenes like Sansa and Jeyne discussing lemoncakes. I am a busy businessman.
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Victarion seized the dusky woman by the wrist and pulled her to him. “She will do it. Go pray to your red god. Light your fire, and tell me what you see.” Moqorro’s dark eyes seemed to shine. “I see lemoncakes.”
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Junkenstein posted:Anyone who is that into the show and hasn't got round to reading the books yet can go gently caress themselves. Seriously. I mean, they're long, but they aren't exactly dense stuff that's hard to breeze through. Truepost: I saw an actual Pear Shaped Man at work the other day. He was at least 6'5", and you know how Big Bird has a hulahoop in his waist? This guy looked, I poo poo you not, exactly like that. He was an upside cone on top of a right side up one. He had the whole neck-head thing going on, like that pear shaped duck who showed up in Ducktales some times, but you could tell where his jaw bone must have been because he shaved above it (a few days ago) and clearly thought that was a job well done, ignoring the scraggly tufts that went down another 6 inches. His nails were long. This is Jersey, so when I say they were about the length of the average woman who comes in here I'm not saying "hurr wymn" I mean they could have been acrylics they were so damned long. Except that they weren't, because they don't make acrylics in that gross yellowish translucent color. And his voice. His voice was higher than the GRUM's.
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This is crucial: was he eating Cheez Doodles?
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smarion2 posted:Nobody on King's Road Aww poo poo, Get Your Bowels Ready It's About To Go Down Everybody In The Place Hit The loving Deck But Stay On Your Motherfucking Toes We Running This, Let's Go I'm On A Dragon (I'm On A Dragon) I'm On A Dragon (I'm On A Dragon) Everybody Look At Me 'cause I'm Flying On A Dragon (Flying On A Dragon) I'm On A Dragon (I'm On A Dragon) I'm On A Dragon Take A Good Hard Look At The Motherfucking Dragon (Dragon, Yeah) *fartz* Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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Mar 29, 2012 22:44
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whowhatwhere posted:This is crucial: was he eating Cheez Doodles? At that exact moment he was not, no.
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Seriously. I mean, they're long, but they aren't exactly dense stuff that's hard to breeze through. Jerseysucks.txt
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Is a Pear Shaped Man a subcategory of the Grrmalike?
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savinhill posted:Is a Pear Shaped Man a subcategory of the Grrmalike? Gurm is the Pear Shaped Man. Man I wish I could post that entire story. You guys without it are missing out.
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IRQ posted:Gurm is the Pear Shaped Man. Are you sure? I feel like I've been changed for the worse having read the whole thing.
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Mar 30, 2012 04:00
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Octy posted:Are you sure? I feel like I've been changed for the worse having read the whole thing. Methinks you don't understand why this is called the Bad Thread.
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Mar 30, 2012 05:27
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whowhatwhere posted:Methinks you don't understand why this is called the Bad Thread. I admit to being a late comer to this thread and therefore have little knowledge of its history and little 'wars' with the other GRRM threads.
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Mar 30, 2012 05:57
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War of the GRRM threads, battle for Book Barn. Lots of lives were lost.
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Mar 30, 2012 07:04
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So did we win or lose?
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Octy posted:So did we win or lose? Only the crows and Gurm won.
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Mar 30, 2012 07:33
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Octy posted:So did we win or lose? In the Game of Threads, you win or you die. This is like the 8th iteration, draw your own conclusions (allusion to beric dondarrion goes here)
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bigmcgaffney posted:In the Game of Threads, you win or you die. This thread is Lady Catelyn now?
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Rape Jake. posted:This thread is Lady Catelyn now? yeop sexy as hell is what it is
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