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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:stonk:

I stand corrected.

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Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Fix posted:

What is that? Animaniacs?

Histeria!

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
In case you already didn't know, people on FOX news sure love hungry children


quote:

A Fox News guest on Thursday argued that hungry students would have a “teaching moment” if they were refused access in the cafeteria line to school lunches because their parents hadn’t properly filled out the right paperwork.

During a segment on Fox & Friends, therapist and school counselor Thomas Kersting told host Gretchen Carlson that he approved of a New Jersey school district’s plan to reportedly “throw the meal away” if kids didn’t have enough money to pay for lunch.

“I agree with the superintendent,” he said. “I think it’s a little harsh. You know, I don’t think they’re going to throw the food out right in front of the kid and embarrass the kid.”

Kersting explained that some parents had allegedly told their children to accept the lunches before the paperwork had been completed and filed, and so the Willingboro School District had decided not to feed students unless their parents had signed the proper forms and been enrolled in the Free and Reduced Lunch program.

Carlson asked Kersting if he “had a problem with the fact that the kids ultimately end up being punished in this situation when it really is the parents’ fault.”

“Again, I think it is misleading that the kids are going to be punished,” Kersting replied. “We have more food than any other nation. You know, no kid is going to starve. You know, if one day a kid doesn’t have lunch, right, maybe that’s a teaching moment when that kid doesn’t have lunch. That may sound harsh saying that, but we’ve got to get people to start being responsible for themselves.”

“I can tell you from almost 20 years working in a school district, they’re not going to make the kids starve. That’s just kind of like a big warning to the parents,” he added. “And I have kids come to me, I give kids money all the time. And I’m broke from doing that over the years. No, I’m kidding.”

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Unironically support giving these people some teaching moments, maybe in some kind of re-education camp.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The kids aren't going to be punished. Just starved for things completely outside of their control to teach them a lesson.

Traveller
Jan 6, 2012

WHIM AND FOPPERY

Orange Devil posted:

Unironically support giving these people some teaching moments, maybe in some kind of re-education camp.

Yes, but North Korea has reeducation camps too!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

“Again, I think it is misleading that the kids are going to be punished,” Kersting replied. “We have more food than any other nation. You know, no kid is going to starve. You know, if one day a kid doesn’t have lunch, right, maybe that’s a teaching moment when that kid doesn’t have lunch. That may sound harsh saying that, but we’ve got to get people to start being responsible for themselves.”


Fox News: Where an abundance of food means we need to deny children food to teach them a valuable lesson about paperwork. Next up: Ritual throwing of Mr. Kerstings "Sooooo much foood!" comment into the memory hole as we explain how blacks are eating us into ruin with their food stamps.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I'm sure the lesson those kids learn after authority figures make them needlessly hungry because someone outside their control fails to fill out the right paperwork will be to respect that authority unconditionally.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Remember all the bitching about "healthy" lunches not being enough food for kids?

I do.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010

Monkey Fracas posted:

Remember all the bitching about "healthy" lunches not being enough food for kids?

I do.

Yea but that's First "Lady" Obama's fault! She needs to be held accountable for her healthyterrible suggestionsactions! :downswords:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Monkey Fracas posted:

Remember all the bitching about "healthy" lunches not being enough food for kids?

I do.

They have a point. Most parents don't have deep fryers and access to frozen food vendors at home. How are they going to get their daily recommended servings of vegetables if they don't have french fries to get ketchup into their greasy gullets?

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!
Man, maybe it's because my mother grew up hungry, or some of my friends when I was younger sometimes didn't know where they would get their next meal from, but I just can't wrap my head around anyone opposed to feeding school children who need it.

I mean even if they don't literally starve to death, how are they supposed to focus on their lessons if they haven't had anything to eat so far that day? It just seems so ignorant and hateful. Not to mention that it's focused on the most vulnerable subset of an already vulnerable group of people.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Because they've never been hungry and don't understand it. It's a total lack of empathy and treating hunger like being sent to their room for not doing chores.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Radish posted:

I'm sure the lesson those kids learn after authority figures make them needlessly hungry because someone outside their control fails to fill out the right paperwork will be to respect that authority unconditionally.

Maybe the Republicans are secretly the socialist party and are trying their best to raise a group of marginalized, oppressed and radicalized poor for their upcoming revolution.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

cafel posted:

Man, maybe it's because my mother grew up hungry, or some of my friends when I was younger sometimes didn't know where they would get their next meal from, but I just can't wrap my head around anyone opposed to feeding school children who need it.

I mean even if they don't literally starve to death, how are they supposed to focus on their lessons if they haven't had anything to eat so far that day? It just seems so ignorant and hateful. Not to mention that it's focused on the most vulnerable subset of an already vulnerable group of people.

You nailed it right there. Conservatives literally cannot imagine things like being hungry, being discriminated against for some reason or another, or not being able to land a job because that's never happened to them and because of there life experiences they don't believe it could ever happen to anyone.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

cafel posted:

It just seems so ignorant and hateful. Not to mention that it's focused on the most vulnerable subset of an already vulnerable group of people.

Abstract ideology (punishing the poor, 'personal responsibility') is more important than concrete humanity.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Excuse me but as the most discriminated group in America, white men know the sting of racial prejudice more than anyone.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

cafel posted:

ignorant and hateful

How many conservative voters pride themselves on being intolerant, uneducated assholes?

menino
Jul 27, 2006

Pon De Floor
I think there are (a few) conservatives who know what's it like to be hungry, but their experience has turned them into raging assholes who learned the wrong lessons from it. "I was hungry and made it, so gently caress all y'all", rather than "this is not a situation we should allow anyone else to go through in the future without a serious attempt to solve it"

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

ToxicSlurpee posted:

How many conservative voters pride themselves on being intolerant, uneducated assholes?

Not just voters, but conservative governors as well.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

a monster posted:

“Again, I think it is misleading that the kids are going to be punished,” Kersting replied. “We have more food than any other nation. You know, no kid is going to starve.

Do conservatives not understand that resource distribution is different than production? Jesus.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
He's obviously counting the proliferation of convenience stores on nearly every block :btroll: in the distribution equation.

Because yeah, chips and a Big Gulp are a valid meal option.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/06/biden-wants-napolitano-on-supreme-court/

quote:

Vice President Joe Biden made it clear Friday how he feels about departing Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.

"I think Janet Napolitano should be on the Supreme Court of the United States," he said Friday morning at her going away ceremony.

His statement was met with raucous applause by those attending, including current and former cabinet secretaries, law enforcement officials, and Attorney General Eric Holder.

That's one way to piss off the right, nominate "Big Sis" to the SCOTUS. Drudge is already flipping out and I can only guess how much Alex Jones is going to eat this up.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Accidentally posted this in the GOP thread but meant to post it here:

BiggerBoat posted:

Rush was going on again today about his Rush Revere book, bitching about how, in spite of "Amazon glitches" and whatever else, that his audience "rocketed it to #1 bestseller even before it came out." I have no reason to doubt him about this, but they've already done the "American History by cartoon" approach and it was called "Schoolhouse Rock."


poo poo owned then and owns now. I can't remember how many times those songs helped me get an answer right on a test.

Rush Revere? Seriously? You suck, Limbaugh.

"The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!!"

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Hedera Helix posted:

Do conservatives not understand that resource distribution is different than production? Jesus.

They do implicitly when they say both that we're the richest country in the world and that we're broke.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Sir Tonk posted:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/06/biden-wants-napolitano-on-supreme-court/


That's one way to piss off the right, nominate "Big Sis" to the SCOTUS. Drudge is already flipping out and I can only guess how much Alex Jones is going to eat this up.

The sad thing is I can legitimately imagine Napolitano being a bad Justice (mostly re: privacy issues) but of course that's not what these fucks care about. It's because she's a woman with legitimate power. :smith:

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

BiggerBoat posted:

Rush Revere

This is indeed the #1 hardcover book and #64 on Kindle right now, not slated to come out until October 29. With that long of a lead-up time it's guaranteed to be at the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Terrible cover, non-existent blurb, drat it must be good to be a Republican.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

EngineerSean posted:

This is indeed the #1 hardcover book and #64 on Kindle right now, not slated to come out until October 29. With that long of a lead-up time it's guaranteed to be at the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Terrible cover, non-existent blurb, drat it must be good to be a Republican.

Political and self help books game the system a bit. They buy them by the truckload and then give them away on their shows or sell them again at their speaking events or whatever. It's almost meaningless when they hit the best seller lists.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Oh yeah, I do remember hearing that "Going Rogue" being given away at like every stop on Palin's freedom tour, thanks.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Sir Tonk posted:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/06/biden-wants-napolitano-on-supreme-court/


That's one way to piss off the right, nominate "Big Sis" to the SCOTUS. Drudge is already flipping out and I can only guess how much Alex Jones is going to eat this up.

I'd actually agree with them. The last thing we need is yet another prosecutor, pro-law enforcement person on the Supreme Court.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Some might say a society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in but I never had any trees when I was a kid so I'm gonna salt the gently caress out of the earth and laugh my rear end off. The ridiculous evil of this poo poo makes me want to just start screaming like a crazy person in the streets as I jump up and down on expensive looking cars.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

BiggerBoat posted:

It's worse than this though. CNN this morning was talking about Syria and the hearings and poo poo and actually said "who better to ask than Donal Rumsfeld, who will be joining us in the next segment." Noted war criminal and colossal gently caress up Donald Rumsfeld up next to offer his expert opinion on war in the middle east.


Who better to ask about bad planning and failures of leadership than Donald Rumsfeld?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

EngineerSean posted:

This is indeed the #1 hardcover book and #64 on Kindle right now, not slated to come out until October 29. With that long of a lead-up time it's guaranteed to be at the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Terrible cover, non-existent blurb, drat it must be good to be a Republican.

Rush isn't just a Republican, he's the Republican.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Zwabu posted:

Rush isn't just a Republican, he's the Republican.

"Even his Republicans have Republicans, Steve."

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

EngineerSean posted:

This is indeed the #1 hardcover book and #64 on Kindle right now, not slated to come out until October 29. With that long of a lead-up time it's guaranteed to be at the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Terrible cover, non-existent blurb, drat it must be good to be a Republican.

Just put in my pre-order. This will make a great Halloween Let's Read adventure. :getin:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chantilly Say posted:

Just put in my pre-order. This will make a great Halloween Let's Read adventure. :getin:

Hey thanks for giving money to Rush Limbaugh.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chantilly Say posted:

Just put in my pre-order. This will make a great Halloween Let's Read adventure. :getin:

Neither funny nor worth it for irony. Give that money to a poor person instead.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

Chantilly Say posted:

Just put in my pre-order. This will make a great Halloween Let's Read adventure. :getin:

What have you done? If only you'd waited a bit, you'd've probably been able to get a copy for free when it's inevitably handed out at events.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Yeah, don't give money to these assholes. Even as a joke. It only encourages them. Pirate a scan of a stolen physical copy if you must, but don't willingly give them money.

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Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Jesus, that guy embodies everything I hate about poor-hating yuppie American Psycho rich fucks.

I like that the story header image is of the soulless manicured prick using fingerquotes.


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So you see, poor children should "starve!"

This part is the worst:

quote:

“And I have kids come to me, I give kids money all the time. And I’m broke from doing that over the years. No, I’m kidding.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 8, 2013

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