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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

my bony fealty posted:

pretty lovely one that isn't even internally consistent

there is extreme compartmentalization but also this one guy was told the full overview of how the program is structured and allowed to read reports from unrelated departments

boring larp

yeah lmao

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

I eat larp for breakfast though

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/wow36932525/status/1790143265510986237

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


His name sounds like a pun but it isn't.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

they shushed the grusch
codename: uncrustable
hes still alive so
completely untrustable

The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 23:32 on May 13, 2024

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



karl nell is like a kojima version of major major major major

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 23:34 on May 13, 2024

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shear Modulus posted:

karl nell is like a kojima version of major major major major

oh right that's the pun

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Nichael posted:

mitt romney will be a god :unsmith:

Then I have become Unas, slayer of the gods.

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~
Reality is a larp. It just needs better roleplayers.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
This already posted here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkEGvmfd8dI

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I don't think this specific video has been. Thanks, it looks cool.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Godier sounds like Science Plinkett

good video though

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1790155607741272496

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
first world military junta

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

nobody ever mentions that that footage with the ufo, the camera is keeping pace with it. 2 + 2, folks...

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

bedpan posted:

Very believable if you look at state department/CIA/FBI/etc. The love those Mormons!

Also lmao at intentionally hiring people with no interest in the subject.

Yeah while this was definitely a larp this part jumped out at me as particularly brilliant. It makes way too much goddamn sense that any program would recruit from the most boring straight laced don't ask questions population in the country. It also makes a lot of sense to recruit people who have no interest and wouldn't show any excitement like any of us would because those would definitely be the people you would need to worry about leaking. Just the most boring vanilla mormons on your project would go a long way to keeping lips sealed.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

your average fed bureaucrat lifer is already among the most incurious creatures I've ever encountered in life

I can't imagine that sorta person in their purest, compartmentalized form

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
KOLOB
BOLOK
BOLLOCKS

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Lol, wait, BYU grad NHI scientists have been soaking Jrootis holes rather then loving them? No wonder no progress. This is disclosure.

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~
Yeah, J'rooti has needs too, and weirdo mormons just do not do it for her. Free the aliens (so they can get laid)

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


radar holding mormon underwear at arm's length, face screwed up in distaste

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Google Butt posted:

bringing this one back

https://i.imgur.com/ujOOhZ6.mp4
(Sound on)

they 100% play old rear end hearts of space reruns

& you better believe i tune tf in

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

we got a live one
Read about half of it and it's not well-written but it's also not the slap-dash barely coherent stuff you normally get so... have at it

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1cqwpdx/i_worked_on_a_team_that_dealt_with_with_nhi/

I don't think I've ever heard a professor at any university refer to themselves as a "university professor".

JNCO BILOBA
Nov 22, 2005

I guess until I read that Reddit post I’d never quite internalized how it would be if NHI’s purposes were fundamentally unknowable to us. oh see they care about time mesh we guess?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

they are for sure not recruiting a university professor for the program lol

munce
Oct 23, 2010

Just came across this company that uses their satellites to take pictures of other things in orbit. Would be cool if they share their pics, but I imagine most of its probably going to be locked up as secret even if its just normal satellites.

quote:

HEO is the world’s first commercial in-orbit satellite inspection company. We help intelligence, defence, government and commercial organisations to visually monitor their spacecraft and other space objects they care about.

https://twitter.com/Harry__Stranger/status/1768012941864087562

https://twitter.com/heospace/status/1760075578529771823

https://twitter.com/heospace/status/1790166071447789955

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



they would have some sweet pics surely

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

munce posted:

Just came across this company that uses their satellites to take pictures of other things in orbit. Would be cool if they share their pics, but I imagine most of its probably going to be locked up as secret even if its just normal satellites.

https://twitter.com/Harry__Stranger/status/1768012941864087562

https://twitter.com/heospace/status/1760075578529771823

https://twitter.com/heospace/status/1790166071447789955

We 😘 non-earth imaging! We took a picture of this mysterious black satellites with 200 foot long metal rods attached to [this account has been made private]

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

JNCO BILOBA posted:

I guess until I read that Reddit post I’d never quite internalized how it would be if NHI’s purposes were fundamentally unknowable to us. oh see they care about time mesh we guess?

It's a goofy scientific repetition of the collective consciousness belief that the greys are here trying to get us to die faster to raise the share consciousness we are all connected to to a sort of next-level godhood
I don't remember where I heard that one the first time but this is definitely the same thing with a SCIENCE! filter on top of it

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

oh you just know they’ve found some real black knights

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

I maintain that you could figure out which boring agency names are actually super secret by making a bot to come up with a million generic ones and post them one at a time on a private subreddit, then seeing which ones get extra views from being picked up by a webscraper. Otherwise if you actually get proof of ayys don't post it to the site actively run by the US military, and definitely don't stay near a device for follow up questions

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

JNCO BILOBA posted:

I guess until I read that Reddit post I’d never quite internalized how it would be if NHI’s purposes were fundamentally unknowable to us. oh see they care about time mesh we guess?

any NHI would be as alien to us as we are to them

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

bedpan posted:

any NHI would be as alien to us as we are to them

Errrmmmm, not hybrids? Checkmate dumbass

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1790471316887265423

Zoobtro
Aug 22, 2003

Got miself a nice little earner, isn't it
i enjoy the super technology/book aspect of it all if that makes any sense. books are cool and all but aliens

edit, i think what i'm trying to say is gently caress your dusty rear end book lue show me the aliens on my screen

Zoobtro has issued a correction as of 21:15 on May 14, 2024

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

reminds me of that story about demon face syndrome that made the rounds a month ago or so

sure it's nothing to worry about

Yeah I was wondering why that got so much traction

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


got a 1950 haircut wanting to tell me how 2050 is gonna look. A little too on the nose for the army imo.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

don’t remember the last time someone had to bump this mf

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lou has been posting up a storm but mostly it's just Tombstone gifs and the larper disappeared almost immediately

I wish something would happen

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

yeah, not much to post about the past few days. twitter is boooring.

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