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Blackface in crowd | 129 | 55.36% | |
References to Lord of the Rings | 104 | 44.64% | |
Total: | 233 votes |
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Davfff posted:skytv ran an experiment where they literally fed a senile labrador suffering from distemper a dozen rotten eggs and left it in the commentary box for half an hour during the recent pakistan ODI, to see if anyone could tell the difference between the labrador and mark richardson. We never got NZ cricket scat fanfic in the old thread.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 10:22 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:51 |
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you say that like its a bad thing
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 10:24 |
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Davfff posted:skytv ran an experiment where they literally fed a senile labrador suffering from distemper a dozen rotten eggs and left it in the commentary box for half an hour during the recent pakistan ODI, to see if anyone could tell the difference between the labrador and mark richardson. You're really normal.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 10:54 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:You're really normal. and your posts are tip top awesome
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 10:58 |
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This is cool.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 11:08 |
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gently caress the haters rigor rules OK
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 11:11 |
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exmachina posted:gently caress the haters rigor rules OK I've got some mark richardson based dog poo poo fan fiction that says otherwise.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 11:23 |
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Women are vile.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 11:23 |
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Lots of poo poo posting around with this poo poo one day cricket tournament on, need a return to proper cricket and the normal high brow discussion we have around here Shaun Marsh is shittits
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 12:12 |
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Lionel Richie posted:Women are vile. i know where youre coming from, ive met english girls too
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 13:28 |
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I feel like there is a lot of anger in this glorious new thread. Caused by women it seems.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 14:02 |
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KP is going to be on the TMS World Cup rota for the finals. Obviously they feel the need to add more ego to the box in order to compete with sky.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 14:05 |
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To continue the commentary theme, TMS have got Pieterson in the team for the world cup. e:fb. It's only from the quarter finals onwards though, so England will be long gone by then.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 14:05 |
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Lungboy posted:To continue the commentary theme, TMS have got Pieterson in the team for the world cup. He wasn't the worst of the lot on Ten for the Big Bash - jeeze I can't stand his laugh though.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 03:30 |
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One day someone needs to set up a commentary team of Warne, Pietersen and Danny Morrison
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 04:05 |
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Scylo posted:One day someone needs to set up a commentary team of Warne, Pietersen and Danny Morrison I know you are trying for "shittest ever commentary" here, but when actual partnerships of Healy, Brayshaw and Nicholas, and Shastri, Gavaskar, and Dean Jones exist, you are going to have to try a bit harder.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 04:10 |
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Eh I don't mind most NZ commentators. Styris has an annoying voice but I've never really got the dislike for Doull, he's no Richie Benaud but he's solid enough imo. Smithy is fat and seems a bit smug but he's a decent enough commentator. As someone who watches a ton of football it has to be said that former cricket players are far better at commentary than they are.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 06:09 |
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Doull is a oval office though.
NIGARS fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Feb 5, 2015 |
# ? Feb 5, 2015 10:30 |
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NIGARS posted:Doull is a oval office though. Forums poster NIGARS has strong feelings about Simon Doull.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 10:32 |
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Doull loving sucks rear end. He talks endlessly about poo poo he doesn't know dick about and he constantly fucks up the most important part of being a cricket commentator; calling the cricket.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 10:32 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:Forums poster NIGARS has strong feelings about Simon Doull. Forums poster NIGARS has psychotic ex-goth, now turned insane "feminist" blogger Chloe as his forums avatar.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 11:22 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Doull loving sucks rear end. He talks endlessly about poo poo he doesn't know dick about and he constantly fucks up the most important part of being a cricket commentator; calling the cricket. He's on TV, it's much less important to actually call the cricket when the viewer can see what's going on.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 11:34 |
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Wandle Cax posted:He's on TV, it's much less important to actually call the cricket when the viewer can see what's going on. If anyone has ever watched Australian football they will know just how retarded commentary can be.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 11:36 |
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Wandle Cax posted:He's on TV, it's much less important to actually call the cricket when the viewer can see what's going on. It's still important because 1. The viewer sees a single camera while the commentators have access to everything and 2. Not everyone who watches sport is an expert who knows the consequences of every play. Cricket is one of those games that is especially difficult to master a complete understanding of every rule.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 11:41 |
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Our kit for the World Cup has been revealed ENGLAND
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 12:02 |
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Maybe we will be more cool and good with Helvetica.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 12:15 |
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I say it every time, England should not wear blue. It's no wonder they're poo poo when they're dressed like Scotland.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 12:27 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:If anyone has ever watched Australian football they will know just how retarded commentary can be.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 13:53 |
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Pray to your chosen god that Brian Taylor never takes up cricket commentary
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 14:29 |
Doctor Cave posted:Pray to your chosen god that Brian Taylor never takes up cricket commentary OH BOY WOWWEE IT'S A CHAOS BALL FROM LYON, THE L MAN. HE'S GOT A LION HEART THIS BIG BOY HAHAHA DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 14:53 |
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Lionel Richie posted:I say it every time, England should not wear blue. It's no wonder they're poo poo when they're dressed like Scotland.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:45 |
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Josh Lyman posted:They seemed to do well at the 2012 Olympics in the Team GB blue. That was less the shirts and more David Brasilford's magical mystery formula
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:51 |
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They should wear white. So the ball is camouflaged against them. They might win then.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:53 |
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England Lions aren't playing a bowler under the age of 26. Well, apart from Stokes, who isn't bowling.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:10 |
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JingleBells posted:Our kit for the World Cup has been revealed
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:55 |
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Frogmanv2 posted:OH BOY WOWWEE IT'S A CHAOS BALL FROM LYON, THE L MAN. HE'S GOT A LION HEART THIS BIG BOY HAHAHA DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE Sounds a lot like brawshaw HE'S A MASSIVE MAN
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:09 |
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nzspambot posted:Sounds a lot like brawshaw They're from the same school of boofhead Aussie bloke commentating, ie yelling like you're drunk with your dickhead mates. HE'S GOT THE DUKES OUT
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:19 |
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England Lions: still not very good.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:25 |
Spedman posted:They're from the same school of boofhead Aussie bloke commentating, ie yelling like you're drunk with your dickhead mates. Yeah good call there darce
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:48 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:51 |
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nzspambot posted:Sounds a lot like brawshaw Would it shock you to learn that they commentated on the same radio station for years
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:52 |