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Glenn Quebec posted:How did urine catch the other fleet anyway wasn't he just at kings landing talking poo poo? lol if you think the people making the show care about things like this. Probably haven't even looked at the dumb map they have at the start of every episode. Danny didn't want to stay on Dragonstone for long, but she was also gonna send half her army to take over Casterly rock like sailing around the entire continent is no biggie. Time and space are whatever the script needs them to be. Anyway I guess a nice pair of tits makes this a decent episode? I would've liked to like the fight scene but it was so loving dark and shaky it was hard to tell what was happening. Why does everything cool and interesting on this show happen at night?
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The timeline/distances poo poo is really loving up my enjoyment of the show and that kind of thing usually doesn't matter to me in the slightest. There's no real coherence in who can be where at a certain point because they just seem to teleport around Westeros to be where ever the plot needs them so literally anyone can end up interacting with anyone, whenever. It's sloppy writing and has just turned the show into the equivalent of watching someone play a mediocre RPG and use fast-travel a lot.
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Jul 24, 2017 10:12
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I hope a giant steps on some more people
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Jul 24, 2017 10:35
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StarMinstrel posted:Cersei's throne and giant empowering crossbow. Doggies and Arya. i'm the crossbow that looks and functions almost exactly like the crossbow in the hobbit used for the exact same idea of puncturing the weak spot in a mythical dragon an entire hour and the only well written line was varys explaining that the world as a whole is more important than a blonde who inherited dragon wealth
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Jul 24, 2017 10:40
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I want to gently caress Varys right in his plump butthole
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Jul 24, 2017 10:42
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lol that nude scene is a top post on reddit at number four. mission acomplished, show writers.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:16
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From the beginning of the series, I'd believed nothing could be better than imagining Theon getting punched in the face forever. There was a slight lessening of that when he was Ramsey's bitch, but now I'm back to just wanting him to be face-fisted for eternity.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:19
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Panamaniac posted:From the beginning of the series, I'd believed nothing could be better than imagining Theon getting punched in the face forever. Jesus, why? Talk about punching down. He's a completely hosed shell of a human being, and you want him to be tortured even more?
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Jul 24, 2017 11:28
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I just want Theon to be gone. It's not like he's doing anything except standing around being miserable while his sister keeps reminding him he has no dick.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:29
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Yeah he was one of the few really havin fun in this episode and is growing on me. When Thero jumped and he gave a huge laugher, I also laughed at exactly the same time. I feel like he was giving an audience reaction.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:47
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Zzulu posted:I want to gently caress Varys right in his plump butthole 
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Jul 24, 2017 11:47
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I think Measie Williams hosed up the wolf scene. Nobody can tell what Arya's feeling was supposed to be.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:55
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That is, because she is a so called "bad actor" Bring back Ned and Tywin. They were interesting in every scene they were in
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Jul 24, 2017 11:56
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I think Measly Williams was supposed to be scared of wolf and then sad that the wolf left. But I'm not sure.
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Jul 24, 2017 12:01
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I liked the goofy boat scene and wish there was more stuff like that than constant talking and overly long sex scenes. Also what's the point of having dragons if you're not going to use them? Just let them gently caress up a city or two and it would make getting the rest of the people to surrender a lot easier.
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Jul 24, 2017 12:19
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Her trying to eat a piece of bread was the weirdest part of the episode.
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Jul 24, 2017 12:19
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Her trying to eat a piece of bread was the weirdest part of the episode. Haha It's true, so true.
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Jul 24, 2017 13:11
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Does Ed Sheeran sing another song?
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Jul 24, 2017 13:47
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Naysayer: "I'll bet you this season will suck." Pragmatist: "Euron."
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Jul 24, 2017 14:04
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chrys needs to upload her imgur review of ep. 2 asap, I'm not watching this crap
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Jul 24, 2017 14:12
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Waltzing Along posted:You can not ruin what is already ruined. that poo poo was way funnier than dark age surgery has the right to be
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Jul 24, 2017 14:15
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also what's the point of having dragons if you're not going to use them? Just let them gently caress up a city or two and it would make getting the rest of the people to surrender a lot easier. I'm going to make a prediction that the sunk fleet is going to make travel times suddenly matter for the Tyrell army so she's gonna have to use her Dothraki and Dragons to seige KL after all, at which point the sweet ballista maester frankenstein invented will be used to kill one.
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Jul 24, 2017 14:16
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If a dragon doesn't just take a dump on that stupid ballista and laugh in dr. frankenstein's face i'm going to be a bit upset.
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Jul 24, 2017 14:31
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"Hey what if we just like... Built a BIGGER crossbow?!?" - black magic magician man I would have preferred some kind of virulent Dragon-poison or something more in keeping with his character's story than "pull one of the ballista off the city wall and call it a day".
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Jul 24, 2017 14:37
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Crazyeyes posted:"Hey what if we just like... Built a BIGGER crossbow?!?" - black magic magician man Aside from zombie mountain, this guy comes off as such a hack it's kind of great.
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Jul 24, 2017 14:48
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whatever7 posted:I think Measie Williams hosed up the wolf scene. Nobody can tell what Arya's feeling was supposed to be. I thought the wolves just left because they couldn't figure out who the gently caress Arya is. Since she gave up her identity and name to the many faced god, it would make sense imo.
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Jul 24, 2017 15:32
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if this show was any good bronn would rescue the bad pussy and become king of dorne
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Jul 24, 2017 15:33
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If Euron could just smash Asha's fleet the way he did, what reason does he have to ally himself with Cersei, especially when she has basically nothing at her disposal? He just wants to marry her that bad? I don't have a handle on what his big picture motives are. The giant crossbow thing really annoys me as well -- I don't understand why they didn't just go with introducing the dragon horn. I don't think it would've been too late to do so and it would make more sense on multiple narrative levels.
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Jul 24, 2017 15:56
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Whoa, you can throw stabby things at animals??? mind blown
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Jul 24, 2017 16:05
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Why wouldn't a giant crossbow work exactly? That seems like exactly the kind of weapon you want when flying lizards are coming Shoot one right in its face bada bing bada boom, dead dragon
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Jul 24, 2017 16:09
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Cersei is a dick for wrecking that old dragons skull
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Jul 24, 2017 16:11
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Zzulu posted:Why wouldn't a giant crossbow work exactly? That seems like exactly the kind of weapon you want when flying lizards are coming It seems exactly like the kind of weapon to miss said lizard by a few hundred feet and then get absolutely hosed due to 5 minuues reload time. Whoever is advocating giant crossbows as anti-dragon defense systems is sabotaging that stronghold.
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Jul 24, 2017 16:12
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Now put a green fire bomb at the tip of the ballista as well, for an improvised rocket launcher 
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Jul 24, 2017 16:12
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theres no reason why it wouldnt work, but its the most underwhelming solution "look out, there's a dragon, it's going to take all your skill to beat back this flying behemoth of fire and steel scales-" "i shoot it with a rocket launcher" "... it's dead, your adventure is at its end"
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Jul 24, 2017 16:12
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Yolomon Wayne posted:It seems exactly like the kind of weapon to miss said lizard by a few hundred feet and then get absolutely hosed due to 5 minuues reload time. Yeah they should use all the other weapons at their disposal, like ??????????????????? Heavy missiles is the only thing they got. Wait for a dragon to get on the ground or start hovering like they've always done so far and then shoot it in its butt
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Jul 24, 2017 16:13
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I mean it'd be cool if they had like a wizard with them to fight the dragon or like a gryphon or wyvern but they don't
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Jul 24, 2017 16:14
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To be fair when the necromancer poison and potion rasputin frankenstein wizard man takes her into the dungeon to show her what he's whipped up to kill dragons it's kind of a let down that the answer is "a real big crossbow."
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Jul 24, 2017 16:15
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please pay attention MOROSN
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it also implies that in like the thousand years of the targetian dynasty nobody thought of using a ballista to shoot at things
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Did anyone outside of Europe come up with the ballista? Or all the other cool european stuff that all the lesser uncool countries failed to come up with
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