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Elon is speedrunning divorce in a way none of us could have imagined E: Elonsnipe
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Hopefully Trump gets wind of his endorsement for Desantis and starts going after Elon.
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pretty sure elon’s been through at least 3 divorces and none of them have been recent he wasn’t married to grimes if that’s what people are talking about
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Jun 15, 2022 22:49
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He had a public breakup with the mother of his child who was independently famous
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You don’t hear much about his child now that you mention it. This is not inherently bad since children shouldn’t be harassed by media hawks at every turn but I feel it’s an indication that Elon himself isn’t too interested in his offspring, otherwise he’d bring it up all the goddamn time.
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BigglesSWE posted:You don’t hear much about his child now that you mention it. This is not inherently bad since children shouldn’t be harassed by media hawks at every turn but I feel it’s an indication that Elon himself isn’t too interested in his offspring, otherwise he’d bring it up all the goddamn time. Which one, he has a bunch. He's interested in none of them.
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BigglesSWE posted:You don’t hear much about his child now that you mention it. This is not inherently bad since children shouldn’t be harassed by media hawks at every turn but I feel it’s an indication that Elon himself isn’t too interested in his offspring, otherwise he’d bring it up all the goddamn time. Their name also takes legitimate effort to remember and also to type
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Jun 15, 2022 23:32
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BigglesSWE posted:You don’t hear much about his child now that you mention it. This is not inherently bad since children shouldn’t be harassed by media hawks at every turn but I feel it’s an indication that Elon himself isn’t too interested in his offspring, otherwise he’d bring it up all the goddamn time. I mean, he has 8 and he complains about people not having enough babies.
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Jun 15, 2022 23:35
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LoL I only knew about the one named after a barcode or whatever the hell it was. Which, again, me not knowing everything about children only because their father is rich is not inherently bad but I have no doubt that Elon knows next to nothing about them as well.
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Jun 15, 2022 23:37
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Remember when Elon Musk told his wife that she was being emotionally manipulative because she was grieving over the death of their 10 week old child who died from SIDS?
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Jun 15, 2022 23:39
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I remember Musk telling his first wife shortly after their wedding that she was a "starter wife" and that he would ditch her when he could find an upgrade. Also his obsession with having only sons
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aren't his old kids mentally challenged or at least behaviorally broken? he hid them away in homeschool like a Victorian attic-ing their Schizophrenic daughter maybe he's obsessed with younger and younger women because his seed is old and 'tismy
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Elon ALSO had a secret kid with Grimes that came to light during an interview with some journalist who overheard a newborn crying upstairs and she had to sheepishly admit to it. He doesn’t care about his kids because they’re not on Twitter/cannot amplify his crypto boosting/Tesla share price/ego so they serve no purpose to him.
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Elon SUCKS
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Ol' Musky SUCKS
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Pedo Guy SUCKS
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I was walking in Chicago and I slipped on some ice and I heard Musk yell "pull over!" And a Tesla limo jumped the kerb and he got out and pushed snow in my face and laughed and laughed and he also had those mittens that connect to your coat so you don't lose them.
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Poohs Packin posted:I was walking in Chicago and I slipped on some ice and I heard Musk yell "pull over!" And a Tesla limo jumped the kerb and he got out and pushed snow in my face and laughed and laughed and he also had those mittens that connect to your coat so you don't lose them. 
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elon is the patron saint of divorced dads at this point. you know he's gotta be so bummed his dutch garbage genetics won't let him grow a beard
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 I wonder how he'd dunk on ol' Musky if he were still here.
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:
He'd probably ignore Twitter and call it poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2022 10:39
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I am going to face gently caress Elon Musk while Grimea watches
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I'm going to poo poo in Elon's bed
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runnypoops posted:I am going to face gently caress Elon Musk while Grimea watches the seizure of grimea
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I'm going to put a hex on Elon so that every time he tweets his penis gets smaller and smellier
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https://twitter.com/bnnbreaking/status/1537480677159235585?s=21&t=Axf09odn0U7Pt8M9FFCC5A
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Sagan wouldn't use Twitter. He'd probably have an intern run it and tweet benign quotes. This I choose to believe
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/bnnbreaking/status/1537480677159235585?s=21&t=Axf09odn0U7Pt8M9FFCC5A without even looking I feel almost 99% sure this is getting dismissed
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Stefan Prodan posted:without even looking I feel almost 99% sure this is getting dismissed Yeah I don't see how it makes it out of the initial stages either unless there's some real hard evidence
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To: Financial@ Tesla.org CC: COINCZAR@Tesla.org Subject: DOGE I think we have a great opportunity to realize gains if we pump Doge. How much can we spare? - Eling
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/bnnbreaking/status/1537480677159235585?s=21&t=Axf09odn0U7Pt8M9FFCC5A somebody get lin wood on the line!
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Heath posted:Sagan wouldn't use Twitter. He'd probably have an intern run it and tweet benign quotes. This I choose to believe Sagan loved hisself some  , he'd be a dril-type shitposter. Probably using an alt.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Sagan loved hisself some 
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm going to put a hex on Elon so that every time he tweets his penis gets smaller and smellier drat ive been hexed since 14
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runnypoops posted:drat ive been hexed since 14 Just keep tweeting, it will eventually cause an overflow and pop back around to max size.
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Every day I lol at Star Trek Discovery doing an earnest name drop of Musk as a space pioneer for humanity.
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BigglesSWE posted:Every day I lol at Star Trek Discovery doing an earnest name drop of Musk as a space pioneer for humanity. Technically I think that actually was fine because the guy who said it was from the evil universe
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Yeah I don't see how it makes it out of the initial stages either unless there's some real hard evidence on the other hand, it would be funny as gently caress if a gump 258 billion with a B dollar lawsuit from some gold bricker destroys elon's empire entirely
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