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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
*wakes up, walks into thread*

Hey guys whats going on here...

:psyduck:

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Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Splode posted:

gently caress you anidav.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

... in that case I might start on mine then.

Aww, only drawback to this is that I really wanted to see how you play some more. Your theme sounds like it's gonna be fun though.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
You can curse my name all you like but the truth is town sucked anyway. Everyone was tripping scum radars and we had no cop to diffuse it.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Aww, only drawback to this is that I really wanted to see how you play some more. Your theme sounds like it's gonna be fun though.

Don't worry, you'll definitely see me play plenty in the future.

This game is totally my poo poo.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Anidav posted:

You can curse my name all you like but the truth is town sucked anyway. Everyone was tripping scum radars and we had no cop to diffuse it.

Cops aren't always in mafia games. Relying on them is bad play. Especially because a sufficiently clever scum can just pretend to be a cop and kick off a lemming rush anyway.

Also, faction wins aren't a particularly reliable measure of mafia 'skill'.

WHY DID YOU LIE REPEATEDLY AS A TOWNIE? WHY???











WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Asphyxious posted:

Don't worry, you'll definitely see me play plenty in the future.

This game is totally my poo poo.

You have a great play style, I'm a fan.

Bif has my favourite style. That ultra aggressive play as a townie means she can get away with leading lynches and theories without being too much of a target, and it makes her a very difficult scum player, as we're all used to her ruthless accusation hauling, so it doesn't seem suspicious.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Anidav posted:

You can curse my name all you like but the truth is town sucked anyway. Everyone was tripping scum radars and we had no cop to diffuse it.

no but you are legitimately a bad player and a huge weenie, you get my d1 turbolynch too

nice poo poo scum, as soon as I saw that the scum team was coq TOML and tithin I was like 'lol you're all hosed'

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
You're kinda getting mad at videogames here, so I'll leave you to read my previous posts again and deal with it. Play better next round and don't be a suicidal copycat that hinders any narrow chance town has of winning. Ta.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
literally the first rule of playing town is 'never lie because it will ALWAYS gently caress up town'

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

sweetroy posted:

mith could poison meth every even night, to balance out tithins odd night nightkill

poo poo , didn't she keep saying poo poo about needing more meth after the nightkill

gently caress. good play mith.


I think the best one was one of hte first games where someone made a batman joke by referencing shadow minister of justice or something because they were the vigilante? anyone remember that?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
turbolynching based on a previous game is pretty stupid fyi. You don't wanna play whack-a-mole as a zombie and kill your best potential power role. You guys are just mad, drink your Irish coffee and go back to posting about the Liberal Party.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Anidav you make the game way more fun so I would actually be sad if you get turbolynched but the first step is admitting you have a problem. A Mafia problem.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
anidav you're fun to watch but you are also terrible at mafia. really really bad. you probably don't want to give people advice

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
That's like, your opinion man.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Fruity Gordo posted:

no but you are legitimately a bad player and a huge weenie, you get my d1 turbolynch too

nice poo poo scum, as soon as I saw that the scum team was coq TOML and tithin I was like 'lol you're all hosed'

I was pretty happy to wind up with them, we were a good team I think.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall

SKY COQ posted:

I was pretty happy to wind up with them, we were a good team I think.

i was really tempted to re-roll when i saw that team, you guys are too powerful together. good to chat to in scum doc though

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Anidav posted:

turbolynching based on a previous game is pretty stupid fyi. You don't wanna play whack-a-mole as a zombie and kill your best potential power role. You guys are just mad, drink your Irish coffee and go back to posting about the Liberal Party.

Your play in this game was so bad that by day 3 you literally had to be lynched. There was no way around it, you had to die because the only way to get any certainty about you. And because your play was so bad there was no information to be gained from looking at who voted to lynch you because you had to die.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Who were the power roles in the end? Seems like town only had one (Asphyxious) in the end?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

webmeister posted:

Who were the power roles in the end? Seems like town only had one (Asphyxious) in the end?

and he's not talking about being a Doctor. :smuggo:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

sweetroy posted:

anidav you're fun to watch but you are also terrible at mafia. really really bad. you probably don't want to give people advice

hi anidav, ignore the tubo lynch comments, it's not gonna happen, but seriously listen to the advice people are giving you. don't lie as town, it fucks town up. people aren't excusing their poor playing on you loving them up ,but they are saying it contributed.

i've lied in the past as town and owned up when i realised what it did. then we can all grow as pro mafia players

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
town had a doctor and a vig

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Yeah I threw you so many ropes to try and stop you digging yourself in further anidav, and I'm the second shittest player.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Plotterboy posted:

Yeah I threw you so many ropes to try and stop you digging yourself in further anidav, and I'm the second shittest player.

I'm sorry I killed you plott, I hosed up

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
just call me methranderp.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Splode posted:

I'm sorry I killed you plott, I hosed up

Eh I'm poo poo at arguing. Besides you had the help of the scum

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

SKY COQ posted:

Killing you was our biggest gamble. We knew it would look suss as gently caress after you lost your effort post on me, but the next day everyone got a hateboner for Anidav.

Scumdoc is here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KFuq4tTaPIyhah395LJeJ3jBUDQpIMvRnPZJtiU9Nsg/edit?usp=docslist_api

Could not believe how little discussion there was of the night kills

Also SK I had you well pegged. :)

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

sweetroy posted:

The gang that killed Splode is talked around to the idea of killing Wazza, primarily by TOML, Sky Coq, and Tithin. Small Keating half heartedly agrees, and his vote pushes the gang over the edge and into full on murder mode. As the gang run into Wazza's bedroom, they hear his motorcycle start, and then watch as he rides off into the sunset, to live another life. Tithin recommends that Mithranderp and GSC chase after him, and they both charge onto their bikes and roar off after him.

At least, they attempt to roar off after him. Someone's messed with the brakes on their bikes, and both of them find themselves wildly out of control at the first corner. They crash into a terrible brick fence and are immediately killed.

TOML, Tithin and COQ turn to face black_tangled and QM, with Small Keating cowering behind the two bikies. There's a long, tense second where both groups size each other up, until two gunshots ring out. QM and black_tangled slump to the floor.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME" screams Small Keating, ripping off his fake beard. "I WAS TERRIFIED!"

The remaining members of the group, all infiltrators, stare in horror. Standing in front of them is Literally Campbell Newman! If only anyone had said or done anything to him over the last few days, they might have found out. It probably would have been really funny too.

The group ride out back to liberal HQ in Brisbane, to advise of their complete and utter victory over the idiot bikies. Unfortunately, they're immediately arrested for meeting in a group of greater than three gang associated members, and are summarily executed.

This flavour text is amazing

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

sweetroy posted:

i was really tempted to re-roll when i saw that team, you guys are too powerful together. good to chat to in scum doc though

lol

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I had intended to Roleclaim a specialised doctor using the mechanic template (that was my role), so I could claim one night protections every odd night (hosed up on meth on even nights) if pushed to it.

Glad I didn't.

Harold and Anidav were our biggest friends this game.

Thanks guys.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

tithin posted:


Harold and Anidav were our biggest friends this game.

Thanks guys.

Truth

Btw, Small Keating, did you have any suspicions about who the scum were?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

This flavour text is amazing

Yeah top shelf Sweetroy! 5!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Between the amazing flavour text, and just the general poo poo that happened in game I was laughing out loud several times.

I don't know if this was a good or bad game to be introduced to Mafia, but it was great fun.

Scum played so well, I am so bad at this.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


GoldStandardConure posted:

Between the amazing flavour text, and just the general poo poo that happened in game I was laughing out loud several times.

I don't know if this was a good or bad game to be introduced to Mafia, but it was great fun.

Scum played so well, I am so bad at this.

You got pretty hosed over with the timezones though. I think the best thing you can possibly get out off Mafia is going :eyepop: at all the drama, so if it made you laugh it is a good game.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
To be honest, after I started flinging poo poo at QM yesterday I was expecting to wake up dead before I even got the chance to make a post.

Which would have been really, really funny. I picture the flavour text of either being bashed in my bed or ambushed by the coffee machine.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
still devastated nobody found out small keating was Literally Campbell Newman

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


sweetroy posted:

still devastated nobody found out small keating was Literally Campbell Newman

what did that actually mean, as far as his role?

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Bifauxnen posted:

what did that actually mean, as far as his role?

Strong Choices.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Bifauxnen posted:

what did that actually mean, as far as his role?

he was scum but couldn't talk to other scum, and won if scum won.

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

sweetroy posted:

still devastated nobody found out small keating was Literally Campbell Newman

He was on my scum list early on and dropped off. gently caress it.

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