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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
So's molesting teenage girls, but the BBC was content to let their employees do that, too.

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Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Back when CRTs and analog broadcasts were a thing, it was possible to triangulate their positions when they were turned on, if you had the right (really sensitive) equipment and a relatively quiet background level of electromagnetic fields. They'd be used to check for unexpected monitor use (for instance, someone with a CCTV setup) and stuff like that, but were never really reliable and it was easier to just look out for radio activity from broadcasting microphones or cameras.

It was also, theoretically, possible to read the variances in EMF radiation and use them to recreate the images on another screen, remotely. This is known as Van Eck phreaking. When this was first proposed and proved in laboratory conditions, the BBC became very interested. They were so interested, in fact that they...

...just put people in vans with antennas on and sent them to addresses of places that used to have licenses but discontinued them. Like they always have. There's no evidence that those vans have ever had functioning monitoring equipment in them, and there have been 0 cases of license avoidance prosecuted using detector van evidence.

I've got a friend with a dual citizenship who's from the UK but lives in the US most of the time. He still owns a small flat back there, and every year when he renews his power/water services the BBC tries to bust him for avoiding license fees despite the place being empty for 8 years now.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Finland had the licence fee for like 30-40 years before they just gave up and switched to funding out of the state budget. There was never any talk of detector vans. If such a thing existed surely they would've used it. It was just retired policemen earning extra, walking door to door with a list of those households that hadn't paid the fee and asking "Do you have a TV?" and hoping you were dumb enough to say "Sure" or to have the TV visible from your doorway.

In predominantly student neighborhoods no one opened a door to anyone if they didn't know you were coming because of the inspectors (and panhandlers, salesmen, etc.).

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Antti posted:

It was just retired policemen earning extra, walking door to door with a list of those households that hadn't paid the fee and asking "Do you have a TV?" and hoping you were dumb enough to say "Sure" or to have the TV visible from your doorway.

In predominantly student neighborhoods no one opened a door to anyone if they didn't know you were coming because of the inspectors (and panhandlers, salesmen, etc.).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn1Y7nhB16U&t=90s

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
This guy's site is still going since 2006:

http://www.bbctvlicence.com/

TLDR: He stopped watching TV, stopped paying the license and uploads all the letters that he has had for the past 11 years. They go through cycle of evermore threatening letters, before giving up and starting again from the beginning. It's actually mildy-interesting to read.

Also:

quote:

I used to work for TV licencing driving around in the detector van. It was full of fancy looking equipment for show only, NONE OF IT WORKED! They have a database of the houses without licences which they got by selecting streets and looking at who HAS got the licence. The remaining are targeted.

Leaflets will be dropped through those doors advising them to buy a licence as the TV detector van will be in the area in two weeks time. After driving around the area for days on end in a highly visible van with large antennae, leaflets are dropped again through the doors saying they have been picked up by the van and need to buy a licence or face prosecution. Most people pay.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Why does England suck with tv?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqG4ysu2ksU

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I stopped watching live telly about 10 years ago, I've had a bunch of those letters and one time a guy even turned up and asked if I had a TV and if he could come in and check. I told him to go spin and that was the end of it.

If they had some sort of Netflix like system where I could pay by use I'd actually be tempted. I happily pay for Prime and Netflix, but BBC only have a couple of shows that I bother watching in comparison, and it's more expensive than both.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yes but what about the cat detector vans from the Ministry of Housinge?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


ReelBigLizard posted:


If they had some sort of Netflix like system where I could pay by use I'd actually be tempted.

Thing is they'd charge far more than they should for it. Because they're bastards.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Yes but what about the cat detector vans from the Ministry of Housinge?

Never seen so many bleedin' aerials.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

88h88 posted:

Thing is they'd charge far more than they should for it. Because they're bastards.

Yeah, I'm sure they'd just use it as an excuse to make it more expensive than it is now. After they murdered Top Gear all I want is Attenborough documentaries and Robot Wars, the rest is loving tripe right now, even the good dramas tend to be imports rather than BBC productions.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Golem II posted:

Why does England suck with tv?

Because they have to fund the worlds best remaining news organization.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Golem II posted:

Why does England suck with tv?

It really doesn't. Living in Canada I can say the BBC is leaps and bounds better than the CBC who I can not opt out of funding and doesn't have any sort of mandate and caters to the baby boomers from the hippie generation. They have a handful of good programs but honestly at least the BBC sort of gets held accountable for trying to cater overwhelmingly to one demographic.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
I think they specifically mean governance of tv rather than tv itself. Ofcom and the tv license are two areas of tv governance that kind of suck.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
I've said this in IRC a couple of times but I can't fathom a reason they don't just give a login/pass with each year's TV license and require it to watch BBC iPlayer live TV. It is the simplest solution and wouldn't be terribly hard to implement, they could even still do blocking based on the IP's location (not UK) if they wanted.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Budgie posted:

I've said this in IRC a couple of times but I can't fathom a reason they don't just give a login/pass with each year's TV license and require it to watch BBC iPlayer live TV. It is the simplest solution and wouldn't be terribly hard to implement, they could even still do blocking based on the IP's location (not UK) if they wanted.

But that costs money that could otherwise be going to child molesters.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Budgie posted:

I've said this in IRC a couple of times but I can't fathom a reason they don't just give a login/pass with each year's TV license and require it to watch BBC iPlayer live TV. It is the simplest solution and wouldn't be terribly hard to implement, they could even still do blocking based on the IP's location (not UK) if they wanted.

Because all the technophobes who watch iPlayer on their smart TVs wouldn't be able to work out how to do it and kick up a huge fuss and all the technically-literate people would simply use someone else's login details.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Why not just make the license fee mandatory (as in, everyone pays it as part of their taxes) and cut out all the enforcement and nonsense? You could maintain funding and charge less per person, since everyone would be paying and you wouldn't have to piss away money on any sort of enforcement system.


1500quidporsche posted:

It really doesn't. Living in Canada I can say the BBC is leaps and bounds better than the CBC who I can not opt out of funding and doesn't have any sort of mandate and caters to the baby boomers from the hippie generation. They have a handful of good programs but honestly at least the BBC sort of gets held accountable for trying to cater overwhelmingly to one demographic.

CBC is terrible because they can't stop masturbating with self-satisfaction after airing their latest bland, inoffensive "multicultural" comedy. Oh, we're done with Muslims now, how about we go Korean next! They're paralyzed be the abject fear of causing even the slightest offence.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

PT6A posted:

CBC is terrible because they can't stop masturbating with self-satisfaction after airing their latest bland, inoffensive "multicultural" comedy. Oh, we're done with Muslims now, how about we go Korean next! They're paralyzed be the abject fear of causing even the slightest offence.

I don't even have a problem with that since that's just generic Canadian comedy crap, I forget what that show is called but it committed no crime worse than the gas station show on CTV.

Where I do take issue is the idea the average CBC viewer has that they have some sort of cultural superiority because they watch the CBC instead of American programming when as far as I can tell at least a third of their programs are ideas brought over from abroad. Also the very notion that Randy Bachman is some sort of Canadian cultural touchstone whose "divine" playlists interjected with subpar anecdotes need to be listened to on a weekly basis or that I need to hear Stuart McLaren wheel out his "wacky characters" in repeat four times a week across two radio channels and whatever that comedy debate show is makes me angry.

F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Aug 16, 2016

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


PT6A posted:

Why not just make the license fee mandatory (as in, everyone pays it as part of their taxes) and cut out all the enforcement and nonsense? You could maintain funding and charge less per person, since everyone would be paying and you wouldn't have to piss away money on any sort of enforcement system.

Finland did this and it is a much better system.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Probably because when the license fee was created, there were a bunch of pensioners who didn't and would never buy a TV so they refused to let the government waste their money on some devil box.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

1500quidporsche posted:

I don't even have a problem with that since that's just generic Canadian comedy crap, I forget what that show is called but it committed no crime worse than the gas station show on CTV.

Where I do take issue is the idea the average CBC viewer has that they have some sort of cultural superiority because they watch the CBC instead of American programming when as far as I can tell at least a third of their programs are ideas brought over from abroad. Also the very notion that Randy Bachman is some sort of Canadian cultural touchstone whose "divine" playlists interjected with subpar anecdotes need to be listened to on a weekly basis or that I need to hear Stuart McLaren wheel out his "wacky characters" in repeat four times a week across two radio channels and whatever that comedy debate show is makes me angry.

Canada is also where comedians get sued for offending people :v:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The argument I've heard for licence fees is that it means your state broadcaster is technically self-funded, which means they are decoupled from the political whims of the changing governments. That said, Norway just this year did like Finland and moved to a general tax instead of a license, and I'm not too worried.

As for van Eck phreaking, the father of a friend of mine worked for Ericsson from the '60s to the '80s. He claims they were contacted by a company that had a working prototype, and showed it off by parking a van outside their headquarters and inviting them out to look at what they could pick up.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
This is the first time I've heard of Van Eck phreaking since I read Cryptonomicon, I'd actually kind of written it off as something Stephenson had made up so he'd have an excuse to write that weird rear end letter to Penthouse.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PT6A posted:

Why not just make the license fee mandatory (as in, everyone pays it as part of their taxes) and cut out all the enforcement and nonsense? You could maintain funding and charge less per person, since everyone would be paying and you wouldn't have to piss away money on any sort of enforcement system.

They did a similar thing here in my state with Ambulance cover. Instead of an opt-in format for individuals, they are now a small part of each building power bill. It's not something I have ever had to use or worry about but nice that it's there. The 'Road Improvement' levy on my car registration on the other hand can gently caress right off.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

1500quidporsche posted:

I don't even have a problem with that since that's just generic Canadian comedy crap, I forget what that show is called but it committed no crime worse than the gas station show on CTV.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Corner Gas is gold.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

PT6A posted:

Why not just make the license fee mandatory (as in, everyone pays it as part of their taxes) and cut out all the enforcement and nonsense? You could maintain funding and charge less per person, since everyone would be paying and you wouldn't have to piss away money on any sort of enforcement system.

This is a good idea in theory if the government committed themselves to funding the BBC and all the good things that they do; however I'm not confident that you'd not get a government that wouldn't just slash the BBCs budget - plus also it'd basically make the BBC a state controlled broadcaster which it isn't at the moment. Also all the people who don't pay the license fee would probably moan a lot if that happened

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

The current government would rather sell the BBC to Rupert Murdoch than even entertain the idea of making it fully state-funded.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

IceAgeComing posted:

This is a good idea in theory if the government committed themselves to funding the BBC and all the good things that they do; however I'm not confident that you'd not get a government that wouldn't just slash the BBCs budget - plus also it'd basically make the BBC a state controlled broadcaster which it isn't at the moment. Also all the people who don't pay the license fee would probably moan a lot if that happened

Couldn't they just as easily cut the license fee or eliminate it altogether if they wanted?

Maybe I don't understand the license fee, but "the government forces you to pay this money if you have a TV, and then gives it to the BBC" doesn't seem meaningfully distinct from "the government forces you to pay this money, and then gives it to the BBC."

It seems like the only difference that exists is if you don't have a TV or view BBC content online, which has to be an absolutely negligible portion of the population at this point.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The significant difference is that the BBC is authorized to collect it themselves - the money goes straight from the public to the BBC, collected and enforced by BBC employees (and the legal system). Of course, retracting that authorization would have the same effect as stopping their funding, and I can't see how the former would be significantly harder to do.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Aug 19, 2016

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wow I just found out that Jeremy Clarkson used to be a Video Game Journalist before Top Gear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biGN6EP5Klg

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
So are they sending out e-mails to everyone who applied to the audience for the SoCal show, or should I piss myself right now?

quote:

Yesterday we sent you an email requesting your daytime phone number. It is important we speak to you personally as part of the selection process for the audience of The Grand Tour in southern California.

As we mentioned previously, we are Applause Store, the official ticket provider for The Grand Tour.

We'd love to give you a call to discuss the show with you so please CLICK HERE to provide us with your name, daytime phone number and email address and we will call you directly to discuss your ticket application with you.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I didn't get one.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
a quick search on twitter/reddit seems to suggest not everyone is getting one I guess

Cautiously optimistic

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

We're going to have to set up a thing where you live feed us what is happening and we live poo poo give feedback on it and then you project that poo poo feedback to the performers.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I got one, my wife got one, we both wrote witty commentary as to why we should be selected + live in Los Angeles + have been Prime customers for like 10 years.

e: They just called me and asked if I'd be interested in the Sept 23/24 weekend show and asked a few other questions, I'll find out this weekend if I'm in.

Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Sep 7, 2016

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Ether Frenzy posted:

I got one, my wife got one, we both wrote witty commentary as to why we should be selected + live in Los Angeles + have been Prime customers for like 10 years.

e: They just called me and asked if I'd be interested in the Sept 23/24 weekend show and asked a few other questions, I'll find out this weekend if I'm in.

"Is your wife hot enough to be in the front row of Top Gear The Grand Tour?"

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
I didn't write in any particularly witty commentary, but I'm in CA too - seems like they offered preference to people close to the show from what I gather.

I guess I should say I'm bringing a hot model or something on the call.

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Cat Hatter posted:

"Is your wife hot enough to be in the front row of Top Gear The Grand Tour?"

Yes, and I told them as such, I know how this works.

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