(Thread IKs:
sharknado slashfic)
|
i'm currently encased in a non-detectable alien field. everything feels the same, but i'm slightly on edge, paranoid, and my ears did a little ringing pop sensation as the seal was completed even though i haven't moved. no idea what they want or who's behind this. will update if possible.
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 06:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 09:49 |
|
|
Lpzie posted:i'm currently encased in a non-detectable alien field. everything feels the same, but i'm slightly on edge, paranoid, and my ears did a little ringing pop sensation as the seal was completed even though i haven't moved. no idea what they want or who's behind this. will update if possible. goonspeed
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 07:01
|
|
|
 *nods solemnly*
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 11:26
|
|
|
Sombering Big foot is going to get ontologically shocked in the butthole
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 11:50
|
|
|
bigfoot wants to peg me
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 12:25
|
|
|
did anything come from the Vatican thing?
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 13:43
|
|
|
this thread pinning its disclosure hopes on cia agents, gusanos, and now a pedophile cult is certainly something
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:07
|
|
|
Hatebag posted:this thread pinning its disclosure hopes on cia agents, gusanos, and now a pedophile cult is certainly something don't forget large autistic men
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:08
|
|
|
and desiccated corpses peddled by a known con man
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:09
|
|
|
Hatebag posted:this thread pinning its disclosure hopes on cia agents, gusanos, and now a pedophile cult is certainly something im pinning my hopes on a goon being the aliens and posting photos of his or her hyperjets
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:12
|
|
|
aliens are past gender
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:18
|
|
|
Hatebag posted:this thread pinning its disclosure hopes on cia agents, gusanos, and now a pedophile cult is certainly something those are simply the people who run things around here
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:22
|
|
|
endless edging extra extra-terrestrial experiences are my kink, truly this is a golden age
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:35
|
|
|
No don't disclose yet you're so cute haha
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:42
|
|
|
LtDan posted:did anything come from the Vatican thing? I think it's later today I don't know if the Vatican has their own time zone.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:45
|
|
|
LtDan posted:did anything come from the Vatican thing? my hope is that it is a totally blasé announcement that aliens exist, the vatican has known for literal centuries, and that the existence has already been addressed in a theologically acceptable way
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 14:51
|
|
|
Barry Foster posted:
great companion to my summer jam Mothman Bussy
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 15:08
|
|
|
Fenarisk posted:I think it's later today I don't know if the Vatican has their own time zone. The holiest of time zones
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 16:47
|
|
|
compiling the updated list of most enjoyable potential sexual experiences by cryptid partner
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 16:58
|
|
|
my bony fealty posted:don't forget large autistic men unfortunately the one thing goons can't pin their hopes on is themselves
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:00
|
|
|
Fenarisk posted:I think it's later today I don't know if the Vatican has their own time zone. I think they are GST, God Standard Time.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:10
|
|
|
I try not to pin hopes on anything since most people in ufology are grifters and charlatans despite that though, there is something “there”. whether it’s being hidden because of some secret bullshit or because we simply don’t understand and are afraid of it, I don’t know. Regardless, whether we find signs of intelligent alien life here with advanced, probes or craft or whatever or a telescope, it’s out there. Humanity has a terrible track record of always putting ourselves at the center of the goddamn universe. intelligent life may be precious and rare, but it is nearly incomprehensible to think we are alone in the entire universe.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:13
|
|
|
Nuclearmonkee posted:I try not to pin hopes on anything since most people in ufology are grifters and charlatans oh, i totally believe ufos/aliens are real, don't get me wrong. i just have no faith in the people purporting to disclose stuff. i think probably the only way aliens are getting disclosed is if they do it themselves. probably not even very much to disclose other than "yes aliens are real" because otherwise there would probably be significant unexplainable scientific advancements evident in one of usa/russia/china, as those countries all have ufo monitoring programs
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:26
|
|
|
it'd certainly do us well to remember that really, we're only the "dominant" life on this planet in a very narrow sense but in truth if we nuked ourselves to death or the planet got slightly too hot it's really the weird funguses and microbes and ant colonies that have our asses thoroughly beat
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:35
|
|
|
Squizzle posted:compiling the updated list of most enjoyable potential sexual experiences by cryptid partner Bigfoot likes to cuddle but stinks to high heaven.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:43
|
|
|
Time for a jack links!
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:57
|
|
|
https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2024-05/dicastery-doctrine-faith-supernatural-phenomena-norms.html The Vatican thing came out and it's just a policy update. No ontological shock I see.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 17:57
|
|
|
fuckin' pope
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 18:02
|
|
|
Zoobtro posted:fuckin' pope not a cryptid
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 18:13
|
|
|
papal policy practices poorly prepare population pondering pnuti presence
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 20:13
|
|
|
------------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++*//////////////////////// sorry, my cat was disclosing on my keyboard.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 20:36
|
|
|
Hatebag posted:this thread pinning its disclosure hopes on cia agents, gusanos, and now a pedophile cult is certainly something i suppose it would make sense that lue is catholic Azathoth posted:Bigfoot likes to cuddle but stinks to high heaven. just had a funny idea for a skit where bigfoot goes to the groomer before a big date Spergin Morlock has issued a correction as of 21:06 on May 17, 2024 |
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:01
|
|
|
I know it's about faith and poo poo but if the aliens do a Contact reveal and we have to wait decades after a brief chat with a patronizing alien dressed up like someone's dad for anything cool to happen I will be SO MAD.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:06
|
|
|
so far i trust the mummies a little bit and the big man somewhat
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:07
|
|
|
bij posted:I know it's about faith and poo poo but if the aliens do a Contact reveal and we have to wait decades after a brief chat with a patronizing alien dressed up like someone's dad for anything cool to happen I will be SO MAD.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:28
|
|
|
Today has felt super weird all day and the dot is very broken anybody else just felt really off? Like not even the relief of it being Friday is lifting my spirit
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:33
|
|
|
Good Soldier Svejk posted:Today has felt super weird all day
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:38
|
|
|
bij posted:I know it's about faith and poo poo but if the aliens do a Contact reveal and we have to wait decades after a brief chat with a patronizing alien dressed up like someone's dad for anything cool to happen I will be SO MAD. They've been revealing themselves for a long time. Just not to big crowds They're a bit shy
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 21:56
|
|
|
SpaceGoatFarts posted:They've been revealing themselves for a long time.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 22:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 09:49 |
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2024 22:41
|
|
