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papersack posted:https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2024-05/dicastery-doctrine-faith-supernatural-phenomena-norms.html Yeah I guess it was more about rules for ghosts and spooky earthly miracles It would have been cool if he walked out and cut the legs out from under the slow disclosure theory and introduced the archbishop of Europa or caused UFOs to appear and welcomed them or whatever though
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# ? May 17, 2024 22:55 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:57 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:They've been revealing themselves for a long time. They are there to see - if you believe. David The Gnome was disclosure.
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# ? May 17, 2024 23:40 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Today has felt super weird all day Feeling similarly, yes. It's something I can't exactly put my finger on, just strange. Most certainly low-energy.
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# ? May 17, 2024 23:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6i4xoSl2A the guy who failed to stream that one time is trying to parse the vatican press release and its honestly utterly worthless commentary but i cant help but like this goofus
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# ? May 18, 2024 00:44 |
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the pope is gonna say it’s ok for clergy to marry aliens
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:07 |
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the sky gods will probe
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:09 |
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what’s the church’s stance on gay aliens
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:21 |
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poisonpill posted:what’s the church’s stance on gay aliens as long as they don’t gently caress it’s fine
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:36 |
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if anyone does not want to talk about spiritual experiences together I am down. I am happy to say nothing
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:38 |
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What the gently caress is spirituality
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:39 |
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Tighclops posted:What the gently caress is spirituality
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:40 |
I finally have a dream to share. I was on some sort of road-trip with Lue in a packed van. After a while of no-one bringing up aliens I broke the ice and asked Lue some question, but he just got real mad and called me an idiot.
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:48 |
euphronius posted:if anyone does not want to talk about spiritual experiences together I am down. I am happy to say nothing My gecko is shedding. He is really working hard to get that old skin off. Then he eats it.
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:50 |
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Tighclops posted:What the gently caress is spirituality a bunch of miserable lies we tell ourselves when the lights go out
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# ? May 18, 2024 02:01 |
coconono posted:a bunch of miserable lies we tell ourselves when the lights go out lol lmao
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# ? May 18, 2024 02:10 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 02:25 |
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your body knows, it's your mind that forgot
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# ? May 18, 2024 02:42 |
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that’s right
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# ? May 18, 2024 04:03 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 04:36 |
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I think about this sighting at least once each week. It might be a balloon. It better be a balloon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV0Tem-0obQ
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# ? May 18, 2024 04:36 |
So my wife had an incredibly interesting experience today. I have long believed that the vast vast vast majority of psychics, mediums, fortune tellers, energy healers, etc are charlatans, con artists, or well meaning but brain dead idiots, however I've always had the feeling that there may be a few real ones amongst all the trash. Sometimes you hear a story that really hits you in the "what if". Anyway my wife has a coworker who told her about a woman who does reiki type massage work and scheduled a session for this morning just to check it out. She had quite the profound experience and was afraid to even tell me about it for fear I would make fun of her or not believe her but I ate it up. After starting to lay hands on my wife this woman ends up telling her all kinds of things about herself that she could not possibly know. My wife doesn't do social media and these are things that her coworker for example definitely does not know about only a few close friends and family. She was not asking my wife leading questions or any questions at all she just started stating all these incredibly personal details with 100% accuracy. I won't go into details because of the private nature of these things but they were not at all the type of more general stuff you sometimes see from a really good mentalist, I was honestly blown away and it affected my wife enough she was crying while telling me the story. Also a lot of these details were not related to each other in the sense that you will see a good mentalist confirm a more broad statement and use that to start making more educated guesses as the person confirms them. In addition to that some other weird things happened. My wife was wearing a sleep mask but she multiple times saw colored lights coming from the bottom where she could just barely see and this was in a dark room without any kind of setup she saw to produce lights. My wife asked her if she opened a window or turned on the lights and the woman just giggled and didn't acknowledge the question otherwise. At another point my wife very clearly felt a hand on her right elbow while the woman was on her left side and had both her hands placed on other areas of her body. My wife had not heard the door or any person entering the room and asked the woman if somebody else had come in the room because of what she was feeling. The woman seemed to express genuine surprise and told my wife she was surprised she was feeling that as most of her clients don't but that she has a spirit guide who likes to help her in her work. At that point the hand stroked down her arm and my wife said her right hand involuntarily curled closed and it felt like she had a very intense sensation that she was holding something very warm. What I found most interesting that really sealed the deal for me is my wife told me this woman is completely blind in one eye and only has 20% vision in the other due to a degenerative disease. After the session was over she invited my wife to ask questions and my wife enquired how she had learned or was able to do this. The woman said she was raised in a very strict christian household and thought this kind of thing was bad growing up but she started a regular massage therapist school and found that during massages she started to feel zaps in her hands and as her loss of eyesight progressed it got more intense. She would also throw up uncontrollably after sessions where this happened. She decided to go with it and took some more esoteric classes and embraced it and now she's where she is with it now. Loss of eyesight being entwined with this type of thing is a trope as old as humanity and I've heard more than once that throwing up after these types of things is associated with the real deal. My wife is not the woo type at all (she's a doctor), I was surprised to hear she went to a reiki type session at all. It was very obvious in the way she told the story that it was a profound experience and really made her question some things. The woman also gave her some really great advice about handling the issues she somehow knew without being told. I'm going to reach out to schedule a session Monday and will report back. I wish I could go into it blind because now I feel like my expectations have been built up way to much but I am planning on doing some meditating beforehand and going into it open minded as possible with the fewest expectations I can manage. Edit: one other detail I forgot. My wife said at multiple points during the session when she closed her eyes her entire vision would go from black to a full on color, usually green. She asked the woman about this after and was told green was the color of healing. D-Pad has issued a correction as of 05:10 on May 18, 2024 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 05:06 |
dogs do hate balloons if aliens show up and dogs are super chill with them its going to break a lot of brains
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# ? May 18, 2024 05:07 |
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do hyper advanced civilizations have treats
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# ? May 18, 2024 05:29 |
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Victor Vermis posted:I think about this sighting at least once each week. I like this one. I had a playlist of various 'metapod' type uaps on youtube that this was included in.
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# ? May 18, 2024 06:15 |
Sleekly posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6i4xoSl2A God that was funny
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# ? May 18, 2024 07:19 |
Victor Vermis posted:I think about this sighting at least once each week. Wb
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# ? May 18, 2024 07:20 |
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Victor Vermis posted:I think about this sighting at least once each week. nice ominous pitterpat music in the background lol
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# ? May 18, 2024 08:56 |
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D-Pad posted:So my wife had an incredibly interesting experience today. Thank you for sharing her experience with us, and I look forward to hearing about your session. I know it's probably difficult to try to extract yourself from expectations (I'm excited for you, too!), but at least you're keeping that in mind. I hope it is illuminating for you. I have had similar experiences with an alternative healer whom I saw for many months before moving out of state, about eight years ago. Mentioned things I'd never discussed, was very matter-of-fact. During one particular session I learned that that your higher self doesn't like it when you talk about yourself in a deprecating manner, even in jest. Seriously, don't use your words against yourself. I never revealed to him at the time that I had a habit of saying "I'm dumb" (as a joke when making a mistake, forgetting something, whatever—and had certainly never said it to him). "I" was complaining to him about my self poo poo-talking, very specifically the statement "I'm dumb". It actually made me change my habits about any sort of negative self-talk. I can feel dumb, but I'm not dumb. Neither are any of you.
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# ? May 18, 2024 08:58 |
I've managed to catch covid again for the second time in six months, so I feel pretty dumb right now Dumb and a bit cross
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# ? May 18, 2024 10:58 |
I got one my story from my wife. I asked her if the nurse who had recommended this woman had told her about anything weird happening to her. The nurse said she had just gotten off a shift where they had to deliver a dead baby. She had not mentioned it at all and the woman out of the blue said "the baby wants you to know their ok and their mom will be fine" Crazy.
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# ? May 18, 2024 15:57 |
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Spiritism is real
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# ? May 18, 2024 16:24 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONuWnb4EEeQ healthy old pothead stops smoking ganja, reads carl jung's red book, doesn't feel good and changes - HIPPIE. many such cases!
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# ? May 18, 2024 17:48 |
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5.5 months since I quit. Adding Jimmy to the pile of people I know or have heard of quitting in the past ~8 months - all longtime/lifetime smokers, including myself, of course. There's something there, but what that is I couldn't say. My intuition tells me it's a prelude to something. Christ even my intuition is stringing me along with vague promises of something something eventually sometime soon soonish just wait just hold on its really happening. Sad! [Well I had a gummy and a couple hits from a joint on 4/20 but that was all, nothing prior or since. Honestly don't miss it at all, which is still astonishing to me. High on 4/20 was plenty pleasant but, yeah, I'm just fine not using it.]
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:01 |
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Yesterday was the third anniversary of this thread south african report of orb that changed color as it accelerated; motion immediately repeated by another (the same?) orb NUFORC posted:I was on military leave for a week end during my basic training in the South African army. I was walking with a friend at around 21:00pm on a Friday night. We had been to a disco tech which was closed for some reason, and we were walking back to my friend's house in Emmarentia, which is a suburb in northern Johannesburg. We were both around eighteen years old and sober. My friend's house (parents house) was situated near a large lake, Lake Emmarentia. green disk(?) describes step-like motion above car before disappearing; possible lost time NUFORC posted:I was a married 22 year old with three sons [ twins age 5 and the youngest just 2. I was visiting relatives in Greenville South Carolina on May 11,1972 at approximatly 9:30 pm. I pulled the car off the highway and drove to a clearing where my cousin's trailer was sitting.As i stopped the car the engine still running, i noticed a green light moving up vertically to tree top level. It seemed to float up and stop, then all of a sudden it jerked to the left faster than anything i had ever seen, stopped on a dime, floated up, it did this motion 3 more times [ like a climbing stairs motion ]until the object was directly in front of the car. It then began to float over the car, my heart was pounding and my head was spinning, i was totally stunned! tiny saucer over golf course NUFORC posted:It was about 10:00 pm on a warm June night. I was riding my bike near the Ancient Oaks subdivision golf course in North Biloxi. This was shortly after the Pascagoula, Miss. incident involving so-called direct contact with a UFO. Anyway, I saw a small, saucer shaped object, glowing luminously and moving slowly over the golf course at treetop level. It continued this way for a few minutes then suddenly accelerated to tremendous velocity and took off almost straight up out of sight. I don't know if it was a natural phenomenon or artificial, but it was unlike anything I had ever seen. triangular formation of disks(?) over texas NUFORC posted:My sighting was a long time ago and some details are hard to remember.One summer nite i was taking my sister to pick up some clothes from the garage of my parents house that had burned down .She was in the garage for some time and i had became restless and had laided my head on the car door from the inside of the car on the drivers side. Iwas looking up gazing at the stars it was a clear nite . Then out of no where a triangle formation of lighted dots drifted across the sky.There was no sound . triangle follows car; reacts to headlights being turned on and off NUFORC posted:we were driving on a country road at night, it was clear and warm out, we had the sunroof open when I noticed a flashing light off in the distants. At first I thought it was just a plane, but noticed it was covering a lot distance in short amount of time. I told my 2 friends, as we talked more about what we were watching we wanted to follow it. As we were talking we noticed that it started to get closer. It came along side us above a corn feild, it had 3 lights in a triangle,they flashed on and off at the same time. They flashed very bright they did not fade they were on then black. We couldn't see an object just the lights. It followed us along the road 100 yrds away. We slowed down, it slowed down, we sped up it did the same. We stoped it did also. We then shut the lights off and it stoped flashing. We then turned the lights back on and it started flashing again. We then turned the engine off, we could hear no sound of the object, it just flashed on and off with no sound. By now we were scared out of mineds. We decided to go back to town, as we did this the object stoped following us, like it could hear what we were saying. At some point we became brave and decided to go back after it but it seamed to start following the railroad tracks until we couldn't see it any more. We returned to the same place for a week but never say it again, and we quite telling our story. No one belived us. Even to this day I only tell very close friends. I know what I say! ~50' orb chases and apparently attempts to cut off car; witness describes feeling hunted NUFORC posted:I was stationed at Ft. Huachuca AZ in the Electronic Warfare School.
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:04 |
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bij posted:They are there to see - if you believe. I guess the alien threat is passed then
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# ? May 18, 2024 19:25 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:5.5 months since I quit. Adding Jimmy to the pile of people I know or have heard of quitting in the past ~8 months - all longtime/lifetime smokers, including myself, of course. There's something there, but what that is I couldn't say. My intuition tells me it's a prelude to something. Christ even my intuition is stringing me along with vague promises of something something eventually sometime soon soonish just wait just hold on its really happening. Sad! I haven't quit but did cut back from 250-300mg per day to more like 100mg per day
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# ? May 18, 2024 23:48 |
I really never indulge (unlike wine *sips*) although I had done once things got legal here for a while, and since I have other health issues that makes smoking forbidden and vaping questionable I'm fine with that My partner however just scored a nice quarter of high end indica hybrid at a dispensary while we were in BC last week and I am psyched for her. When she told the owner that she had heard they had that strain he was like "yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" so obviously a fan too
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# ? May 19, 2024 01:28 |
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If Jimmy Dore is cutting back on weed then I take it as a sign I should definitely consume even more weed
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# ? May 19, 2024 01:48 |
Tighclops posted:If Jimmy Dore is cutting back on weed then I take it as a sign I should definitely consume even more weed Somebody is going to have to pick up the slack
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# ? May 19, 2024 02:02 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:57 |
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Bilirubin posted:I really never indulge (unlike wine *sips*) although I had done once things got legal here for a while, and since I have other health issues that makes smoking forbidden and vaping questionable I'm fine with that Purple Punch?
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