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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Oh yeah that's pretty bad.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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“The holocaust was bad, but without the holocaust we wouldn’t know how bad the holocaust could be”

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Here is a random Reddit with an entire post about what horrible piece of poo poo this guy is.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"The Holocaust was bad but at least we advanced medical science by learning that if you sew twins together they die of gangrene instead of becoming conjoined" is a hell of a take

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Without the Holocaust we wouldn’t have inspiring stories of human courage like Anne Frank to buoy us through the next Holocaust

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
It's a law of nature. Like gas expanding to fill its volume or water seeking the lowest point, Boogie will always position himself exactly between any two positions that are presented before him regardless of how mismatched they are. He's like the living embodiment of "what if we compromise by only doing a little genocide?"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Maybe for his next trick he can tell us about the silver lining behind the Tuskegee syphilis experiment.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

vyelkin posted:

"The Holocaust was bad but at least we advanced medical science by learning that if you sew twins together they die of gangrene instead of becoming conjoined" is a hell of a take

This idea that the evil Nazi medical experiments produced anything of value needs to die. People like to create this moral dilemma over whether or not medical research gained unethically is tainted and if trying to use it for some good justifies what was done, but it's basically a non-issue because it turns out that the doctors willing to cut ethical corners are usually willing to cut experimental ones too and so all the research is loving useless anyway, even assuming that there was any point to them other than the twin-sewing poo poo in the first place.

AFAIK only the hypothermia research the Japanese did was of any use, but that's been a notable exception.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Have you gotten to Judges yet? There’s some badass poo poo in there.

I like the one that's basically out of an Assassin's Creed game where the the guy tells a king that he's here to deliver a message from God and then stabs him and hides the dagger in the king's fat folds before parkouring out the window

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I tried reading the Bible once but most of Genesis was a snore-fest so I put it down.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Mak0rz posted:

I tried reading the Bible once but most of Genesis was a snore-fest so I put it down.

Audiobook my friend.

Funny part about Genesis is that the creation part to Kane and Abel is pretty drat short. Any lone reference to it will be more detailed which is curious when the source material is so limited. I doubt there was a directors cut :thunk:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Mak0rz posted:

I tried reading the Bible once but most of Genesis was a snore-fest so I put it down.

Wait until you get to Chronicles, which is chock full of action like this

quote:

Eleazar begat Phinehas, Phinehas begat Abishua,
And Abishua begat Bukki, and Bukki begat Uzzi,
And Uzzi begat Zerahiah, and Zerahiah begat Meraioth,
Meraioth begat Amariah, and Amariah begat Ahitub,
And Ahitub begat Zadok, and Zadok begat Ahimaaz,
And Ahimaaz begat Azariah, and Azariah begat Johanan
And Johanan begat Azariah, (he it is that executed the priest's office in the temple that Solomon built in Jerusalem:)
And Azariah begat Amariah, and Amariah begat Ahitub,
And Ahitub begat Zadok, and Zadok begat Shallum,
And Shallum begat Hilkiah, and Hilkiah begat Azariah,
And Azariah begat Seraiah, and Seraiah begat Jehozadak,
And Jehozadak went into captivity, when the LORD carried away Judah and Jerusalem by the hand of Nebuchadnezzar.
The sons of Levi; Gershom, Kohath, and Merari.
And these be the names of the sons of Gershom; Libni, and Shimei.
And the sons of Kohath were, Amram, and Izhar, and Hebron, and Uzziel.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

christmas boots posted:

This idea that the evil Nazi medical experiments produced anything of value needs to die. People like to create this moral dilemma over whether or not medical research gained unethically is tainted and if trying to use it for some good justifies what was done, but it's basically a non-issue because it turns out that the doctors willing to cut ethical corners are usually willing to cut experimental ones too and so all the research is loving useless anyway, even assuming that there was any point to them other than the twin-sewing poo poo in the first place.

AFAIK only the hypothermia research the Japanese did was of any use, but that's been a notable exception.


I like the one that's basically out of an Assassin's Creed game where the the guy tells a king that he's here to deliver a message from God and then stabs him and hides the dagger in the king's fat folds before parkouring out the window

That's not quite how it went. First off, Ehud managed to hide his blade because he was LEFT-HANDED and the idiot guard didn't check the correct side for a blade. He just checked where a right-handed man would have a blade. Then he goes in to deliver a customary tribute and says he has a secret message from God. Eglon dismisses all his dudes, Ehud stabs King Eglon. Eglon was so fuckin fat that his fat just ate the blade like the Blob. Ehud COULDN'T get it out. So he locked the door from the inside and GTFO a window.

The king's men try to open the door eventually and find it locked, so they assume he's making GBS threads. They wait -to the point of embarrassment- before getting through the door to find the king dead and Ehud long gone.

The things you remember from Sunday School because you found them hilarious as a kid...

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What... what does he think cows eat?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hyperhazard posted:

Wait until you get to Chronicles, which is chock full of action like this

There should be a Biblical series of porn parodies called Begatting It On, it'll sell like hotcakes in the various Baylors and Liberty Universities.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

hyperhazard posted:

Wait until you get to Chronicles, which is chock full of action like this

Not to mention page after page on the size of curtains, the size of the rings in the curtains and how many solid gold candlesticks are needed etc.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

Skwirl posted:

What... what does he think cows eat?

Everyone knows cows were proud carnivores until Big Government forced them to subsist on artificial grass.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


The Left are apparently the real homophobes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

TinTower posted:



The Left are apparently the real homophobes.

I'm sure writing "lgb" instead of "lgbt" was a completely innocent oversight.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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hyperhazard posted:

Wait until you get to Chronicles, which is chock full of action like this

My spouse is part Icelandic and when she told me they have a book about their family going back to like the year 800 I thought it was the coolest poo poo ever until I realized it was essentially page after page of just that.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm sure writing "lgb" instead of "lgbt" was a completely innocent oversight.

I know you're being sarcastic, but just in case people don't know who that is. Posie Parker is famously transphobic and probably homophobic to boot. She is literally being supported by the Heritage Foundation to try and undermine LGBT rights in the UK. Pretty certain she's also been called out as racist as well and this article is her just dropping the facade of even trying to look progressive in any way shape or form.

It was pretty funny watching all the terfs try and run from Posie when she went to the US to a Heritage Foundation event.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
What does she mean by “unionist” in this context?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Mak0rz posted:

My spouse is part Icelandic and when she told me they have a book about their family going back to like the year 800 I thought it was the coolest poo poo ever until I realized it was essentially page after page of just that.

My step dad found the churches books on his family and it was all just the local priest making GBS threads on his great grandfather.

Hans. Son of Goran. Feeble minded miller who abandoned wife and child in times of need"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Katt posted:

My step dad found the churches books on his family and it was just all the local priest making GBS threads on his great grandfather.

Hans. Son of Goran. Feeble minded miller who abandoned wife and child in times of need"

Ouch.

I would love a burn book about my ancestors.

"Drunkard tax collector who left Germany to die drunk and penniless in the United States"

"Chain-smoking abusive prick who shunted the majority of farmwork onto his wife then died."

"Bitch of an Irish Catholic that subjected nearly a dozen children to nightmarish abuse then died"

Ahhh... I love maintaining tradition.

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

AlbieQuirky posted:

What does she mean by “unionist” in this context?

Trade unionists. UCU is the trade union for university academics and some staff.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Jesus. I wish I could find history books of my family. I've got Irish/Scottish on one side and Italian/Australian/German on the other. I'm sure it would be hilariously terrible.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


This sure aged well.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Barr covered up Iran-Contra. That tweet was poo poo from the start.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Mak0rz posted:

I tried reading the Bible once but most of Genesis was a snore-fest so I put it down.

Skip to Ezekiel 23:19 for the tits and cocks.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/ShadabPeerzada/status/1119596957872214016

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I saw a recipe on tv that replaced the noodles in lasagna with matzah for some reason (used regular cheeses though so it wasn't vegan, I didn't catch what this recipe was for). My eight layers of jiggly fat recoiled from the TV in horror at the thought.



edit: missed a page, srry we have moved on from food :(

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/_watsu/status/1119648516513632257?s=19

Gamers are just too dumb to appreciate my genius.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao, please go look up the SA LP for this game.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Gamers are poo poo, that is true. Is this game also poo poo as well?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Gamers are poo poo, that is true. Is this game also poo poo as well?

Oh boy.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Gamers are poo poo, that is true. Is this game also poo poo as well?
More than you can imagine.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Brawnfire posted:

Ouch.

I would love a burn book about my ancestors.

"Drunkard tax collector who left Germany to die drunk and penniless in the United States"

"Chain-smoking abusive prick who shunted the majority of farmwork onto his wife then died."

"Bitch of an Irish Catholic that subjected nearly a dozen children to nightmarish abuse then died"

Ahhh... I love maintaining tradition.

My dad's been finding out amazing things about his piece of poo poo ancestors while combing through his parents' old correspondence after they died.

"Came to rural Illinois as a teenager. Ran a taxi service in a podunk town until he became a crazy old coot wandering the streets and bothering his adult children who dreaded seeing him staggering down the sidewalk"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Gamers are poo poo, that is true. Is this game also poo poo as well?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwCKPhlyU5M

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





I would like to thank you for sharing that with me, but that does not seem to be like the right emotion. How long does that goddamn monstrosity last for? The whole game I mean.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Seriously that was eleven loving minutes of repeat attacks

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