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Big Dad always kept satisfied in bed.
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 The clevin phenomenon has really bred some top shelf material. But no pasta recipes.
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Apr 15, 2018 17:49
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There's no way Clevin pasta is anything beyond the local store brand of spaghetti and regular flavor pasta sauce with no added spices.
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Apr 15, 2018 18:01
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Zerilan posted:There's no way Clevin pasta is anything beyond the local store brand of spaghetti and regular flavor pasta sauce with no added spices. Clevin's Famous Mac and Cheese
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Apr 15, 2018 18:23
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Joe Slowboat posted:Clevin's Famous Mac and Cheese
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Apr 15, 2018 18:37
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PetraCore posted:It's just velveeta. I was thinking of the Always Sunny plot, complete with cartoonishly dead dog.
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Apr 15, 2018 18:57
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real big dad
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Apr 15, 2018 19:08
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We always eat for free.
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Apr 15, 2018 20:05
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I cannot get over Allison stroking her chin. MY WORD HOW INTRIGUING. She must be filing this info away for her next Atlas Shrugged speech.
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Apr 15, 2018 20:18
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She's just learned that when a dude gets stabbed, it's always because he's a rapist, or a rape sympathizer or a mean jerk or whatever, and is pondering the dad's many probable sins
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Apr 15, 2018 21:41
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Paladinus posted:We always eat for free. yeah but it's always pasta
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Apr 15, 2018 21:48
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Zerilan posted:There's no way Clevin pasta is anything beyond the local store brand of spaghetti and regular flavor pasta sauce with no added spices. Sauce??
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Apr 15, 2018 22:55
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Buttered noodles sans butter
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Apr 16, 2018 01:48
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What kind of noodles does Clevin prefer to use?
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Apr 16, 2018 02:31
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Angel hair pasta
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Apr 16, 2018 02:50
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Vonnie posted:What kind of noodles does Clevin prefer to use? Mom's spaghetti
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Apr 16, 2018 03:27
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Vonnie posted:What kind of noodles does Clevin prefer to use? limp
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Vonnie posted:What kind of noodles does Clevin prefer to use? He uses all sorts of noodles, but it is only ever the noodles. He arrives at home one night, after a long day of singing about his Really Big Dad. He's tired, so the lasagna is too much effort, but he still wants to treat himself. Manicotti, then. The water boils and Clevin drops the tubular noodles, into the only pot that Clevin owns, or needs to own. His stirring is mechanically precise from years of practice, and the color has been leached from the slotted wooden spoon. He carefully scoops at a noodle. Still al dente. He knew it would be, but this, too, is part of the ritual. Eventually, the precise level of son has been reached, and he prepares to drain the pasta, carefully pouring the water into his kettle--the other occupant of his stovetop. He would have tea with his meal. Yes. This was perfect. An explosion of flavor that only a true pasta devotee could ever hope to master. It is midnight. Clevin is sitting at a table, eating his unadorned pasta in the dark. He is alone. He is not always alone. Sometimes Allison is there too. She's Mega Girl, you know. She's his girlfriend. He makes pasta for her, too. He thinks she's really starting to learn to appreciate it. But not enough to thank him. Not yet. He would need to talk to her about that, later.
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Apr 16, 2018 04:42
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Vonnie posted:What kind of noodles does Clevin prefer to use? Instant ramen noodles with ketchup 
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Fister Roboto posted:Instant ramen noodles with ketchup Welcome to Flavour Country
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It's just generic store-bought pasta, boiled for 10 minutes, not even salt. The blandest meal for the blandest character.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:43
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I like to imagine Clevin makes his own pasta and thinks he is unique and better than those who use store bought brands like his girlfriend who isn't as perfect as she thinks it's hard work making pasta and she doesn't thank him but she should and it's wrong that she never appreciated how his lasagna was perfect al dente and he even did the ridges on the edges so it wouldn't curl
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corn in the bible posted:I like to imagine Clevin makes his own pasta and thinks he is unique and better than those who use store bought brands like his girlfriend who isn't as perfect as she thinks it's hard work making pasta and she doesn't thank him but she should and it's wrong that she never appreciated how his lasagna was perfect al dente and he even did the ridges on the edges so it wouldn't curl This would imply a passion for anything and concerted effort at mastering an art for its own sake, which is inconcievable he feels like this is what he's doing but he's just buying it from Whole Foods at a 900% markup and sulking because nobody can taste the difference
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Apr 16, 2018 18:08
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He makes pasta by leaving it in tepid water for a day or two, until it's soft.
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Apr 16, 2018 18:13
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The insults being hurled at Clevin in this thread are disgusting and, frankly, pathetic.
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Apr 16, 2018 18:23
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clevin makes normal pasta and then while it's cooking he joins in the online discussion about what type of pasta a webcomic character would make
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:clevin makes normal pasta and then while it's cooking he joins in the online discussion about what type of pasta a webcomic character would make Something only Clevin would know about Clevin.
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Apr 16, 2018 19:02
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Man why do you all hate the main character Clevin so much?!
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corn in the bible posted:I like to imagine Clevin makes his own pasta and thinks he is unique and better than those who use store bought brands like his girlfriend who isn't as perfect as she thinks it's hard work making pasta and she doesn't thank him but she should and it's wrong that she never appreciated how his lasagna was perfect al dente and he even did the ridges on the edges so it wouldn't curl Spa-Clevin and meatballs
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Apr 16, 2018 19:09
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Typical Pubbie posted:The insults being hurled at Clevin in this thread are disgusting and, frankly, pathetic.
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Apr 16, 2018 19:20
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Stop making me hungry for noodles.
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Apr 16, 2018 19:48
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super sweet best pal posted:Stop making me hungry for noodles. PM me.
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Apr 16, 2018 19:57
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super sweet best pal posted:Stop making me hungry for noodles. 
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Apr 16, 2018 20:14
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Axe-man posted:Man why do you all hate the main character Clevin so much?! 
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Apr 16, 2018 21:35
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mother if you don't plug father in the rosy rear end i'm going to get nude
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this broken hill posted:mother if you don't plug father in the rosy rear end i'm going to get nude Strong Female Protagonist turned into an incest porn comic so gradually I didn't even notice it
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Apr 17, 2018 06:30
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Thanks for killing Dad, that was neat. Do you think you could try to love me?
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I was going to photoshop a fleshlight or dildo into her hands and make some more stupid sex jokes but I'd be putting more effort into their webcomic than they do.  Also why does the mom have a permanent racoon mask over her eyes?
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Weak Male Deuteragonist.
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Emrikol posted:I'm not going to give Mulligan too much credit, but my read was that he's probably more pained than surprised. Being an always-on telepath would make violence particularly unpleasant. Seriously I think he's reading this thread 
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