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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

time for trump to make another great deal and save this vital american business!!

https://twitter.com/stevekovach/status/885897927100706816

sounds like theyre really feeling the squeeze!!!

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/mattgallowaycbc/status/885807430650802176

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

fits my needs posted:

juicero my balls

ah a good ol' scalise special

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This is why I am really looking forward to the PISS TAPE.

I want to watch the Christian Right contort themselves into brain meltdowns trying to justify the fact that their 'Christian' President loves to watch pee pee.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

sounds like theyre really feeling the squeeze!!!

sounds like their workers will be really PRESSED to feed themselves and pay their rent

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

World War Mammories posted:

oh my loving god. skipping three pages to reveal that it was me, i sent this email, not kidding, i'm now famous

Congrats on goatseing the world via the white house. C-SPAM hall of fame poster, first ballot :trumppop:

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Jesus loving Christ.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


reminder that when this was allowed in Texas, they purchased entire fencing/gated infrastructure and camera systems that cost tens of thousands of dollars to install on their huge gently caress huge properties that our oligarchs own.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

It's all coming true!

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Ages posted:

you'd think a god worth his salt would send a plague or something for this kind of disrespect

ALAS, FRIENDO, GOD IS DEAD

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

is this his new podcast? every episode is just him talking about each second of this handshake

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

what is this extremely NC game I would like to play it with my well adjusted friends

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



G O A L
kill for peace

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
The only good part of The Handmaid's Tale is the epilogue

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



punchymcpunch posted:

theres a guy dressed like a pirate holding a katana between his teeth

on their website they have a Trump Sword w a little picture of trumo on the end of the grip, and a White House hilt
http://www.cutlerycorner.net/productdetail.aspx?itemnumber=CCN-53826

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

this was the real jumanji, and trump has to finish out the game

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vladimir Putin posted:

Jesus loving Christ.

this is pretty standard tbh.

~*that's capitalism*~

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

World War Mammories posted:

oh my loving god. skipping three pages to reveal that it was me, i sent this email, not kidding, i'm now famous

prove it fucko

let's see the long form email

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Loved that game. :allears:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Alan Smithee posted:

what is this extremely NC game I would like to play it with my well adjusted friends

its the illuminati card game friend

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Squizzle posted:

sounds like theyre really feeling the squeeze!!!

they can't take the pressure

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


they're a completely separate company from us sears, right

still acts like us sears

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

on their website they have a Trump Sword w a little picture of trumo on the end of the grip, and a White House hilt
http://www.cutlerycorner.net/productdetail.aspx?itemnumber=CCN-53826

Just in time for that Texas concealed sword carry law!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Alan Smithee posted:

what is this extremely NC game I would like to play it with my well adjusted friends

It's "Illuminati", by Steve Jackson Games, and everyone should play it because it owns.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the government knows

the government knows

the government knows

the government watches you masturbate

the government knows

the government knows

the government knows

:rock:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
oh sure maybe the meeting happened but we didn't get anything fro...
https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/885903200213225473

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

many people are saying that republicans are pedophiles

and a lot of those people--maybe not the majority, but a lot--are talking about Donald J Trump writing bigly checks to NAMBLA on a monthly basis

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bert Roberge posted:

Just in time for that Texas concealed sword carry law!

is there an episode of King of the Hill where Hank carries hanzo steel

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

oh sure maybe the meeting happened but we didn't get anything fro...
https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/885903200213225473

failed Podesta should be in jail!

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

its the illuminati card game friend

nite crew is the illuminati!??!?!?!? :thunk:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

the government knows

the government knows

the government knows

the government watches you masturbate

the government knows

the government knows

the government knows

:rock:

*when you masturbate

well actually

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Al! posted:

nite crew is the illuminati!??!?!?!? :thunk:

or the illuminati is very night crew

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

mormonpartyboat posted:

lmao the very first comment on the white house's rolls



*releases information*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

nite crew is the illuminati!??!?!?!? :thunk:

aint the templars or the dragon

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I took a lunch hour nap, is Donald J. Trump still president of the US? I'm sure he's already been removed for doing a triple Watergate, right?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
i hope the NSA doesnt know about my fetish for high quality, good boys with big toes

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


<--- lmao

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